I was a buying truther but now, who the duck knows? If she is staying put then she's obviously keeping quiet about it because she's previously told the world that the bungamansion costs her at least £3,000 a month to run (I think that was even before the rent increase?). If she's staying there long term, it might cause her followers (those with functioning brain stems at least) to wonder how on Earth she's managing on the "paltry freelancer's income" she so loves to wail about.
Jack Monroe #539 The devil works hard, but portrait mode works harder
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"You'll never amount to anything" and "don't worry, we'll take her down a peg or two" is just Jack living in Enid Blyton fantasy boarding school world where she's the beautiful smol gymnast dancer who's bullied by the other girls* for being so beautiful and delicate and clever. In her head she lives perpetually in Jackory Towers, if you will
* lumpen thickos to a one, obviously
She's had such poverty of coverage that, well, look at the featured web result from Google...
What boils my onions is that she so often "brands" these concoctions with her own name. How many of her dishes are Jack's this or Mama Jack's that? The egotism of it is astonishing, given that a lot of her food is unpalateable and horrible to look at.This looks like the contents of a worm bin with some rotten compost on top.
Why does she always add really disgusting captions to her already disgusting food? Not only do we have to look at some wet brown slime with worms and rotten vegetables in it, we also have to read that she’s “recovering from an infection”, yeah that’s really got my appetite going, thanks for all you do
They adopted two children and have had them since they were very young (babies) so I think that might be why they no longer foster. Despite all the concerns around guset, it does look like (from sm) they are providing a good life for their youngest children. I have wondered if they didn't allow guest to move back home during the poverty in order to protect the younger kids. But that's at odds for me in terms of poor SB. Maybe they offered to take him without guest and she said NO!
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I'm in Scotland too. Its always been high school here since I can remember. My teens school has high school in the title. The medical paperwork like flu vaccine forms refer to it as secondary school though.
Here's some Jacks having a small gathering in the crappy bungalow garden.
This particular bowl of horrors always sticks in my mind because it inspired this suitably visceral reaction in @SlopAmbsasewhen I went back to look for the SPITE-stare screenshots, I encountered this horror show from late Feb 2021 also immortalized by @Silver Linings
On the (only) plus side, for those of you particularly affronted by Jack’s “curries” she’s an equal opportunity destroyer of all “foreign” foods.
If you’re going in for the first time, or if you’ve been here before but have mercifully put it out of your mind be WARNED: Lots of slop, lots of brown, also the words “mushrooms boiled then fried in mayonnaise”.
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It takes real talent to make a bowl of ramen look so utterly gruesome.
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I went to a high school, graduated in late 90's (watermelon) but friends who lived in the next county who are my age lolled their heads off when I referred to it as that and asked me if I was from Grease haha.
Mithering more on the prematurely ancient insufferable old fart that was/is guest, did anyone else here constantly use the words “sod” and “sodding” when they were 19-24 years old?
The only person I know in real life who says sodding (as in “oh sodding hell!”) is my 75 year old Dad, and he’s only recently aged into it.
PS: Watch out for those sodding microwaves!
Incidentally, the sodding sugar paper is from a classic in Jack’s Funny Stories. Two of her fascinating early blog posts here, one that shows how cripplingly dull she is, one that shows how absolutely dreadful she is.
PS: Watch out for those sodding microwaves!
Jack Monroe #482 Absolute Talent Abyss
Is Jack still away? Are we still mithering? Or do I need to grunk? Love, a busy Frau xx She is still AWAY. We have had over 300 hours of Twitter silence now.
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Benny from Crossroads hiding there, embarrassed his mum made him wear his new glasses
It's just as well really. It would be a crime to let anyone else take the blame for the vile slops.
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I wonder if it was big brother (who was clearly done with Guest's tit a long time ago) or Papa H who said that to her in a "If you don't study for your exams you'll never amount to anything" kind of way and she's projected it ever since.
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Who's that wee boy looking out the window of the shitshed?
I was already creasing up at dip-dab Jack grinning out of the window, but then I saw burglar Jack peering over the fence and absolutely lost it
Too early but thread title nomination because I need her to read this every time she comes over to Tattle for a nosey bonk.
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I’m from the north east and we always said secondary (Teesside not Newcastle so that might be a difference). Scottish bloke in the house says High School which gets on our tits and we tell him off for it.
at burglar billWonder what this is all about?
Why did I read ".. nose to prominence"?!!!
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