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Jack Monroe #539 The devil works hard, but portrait mode works harder
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Tra lalalla llaaaaaa
Tra lalalla llaaaaaa
To be fair to the Slopdolloper, the cheese is in the full recipe in the link. Vali has pasted snippets into the post. I hesitate to say "highlights"
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The F in Mrs F stands for “Fictitious”Don’t you know she was TOO POOR for Domestic Science?!
ETA spoiler cos it got long with the ss and my ranting at her stupidity.
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Luckily her kindly teacher stepped in with a Dolcelatte, walnuts and other “ephemera” (including a bottle of booze for her underage pupil) so Jack could begin creating culinary monstrosities at an early age.
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Also “I quietly stopped asking”. As opposed to “I LOUDLY stopped asking”, is it? Stupid language mangling book token prize-dodging fucker.
To Mrs F, My GCSE Food Teacher - Thankyou.
People often ask me where I learned to cook, and I reply that I taught myself - which is true. I have lived by myself for several years now, and through trial and error, I experimented with food, a...web.archive.org
And yeah, me too and everyone else here with the whole “writing lark” Jack. You know, basically we’ve all just kept on going with the whole writing thing, ever since we all learned how to write. See also “this reading lark”. Amazingly we’ve all been doing “this breathing lark for years!” as well.
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FFS she’s just endlessly obsessed with being a special and unique little pixie for doing the most perfunctory things. As someone said last year, I bet she still takes her poos round to Dave and Ev’s house in a potty so Mammy Ev can clap and tell her what a big clever girl she is. bleeping Moron.
OMG what did I just see. I bet at least one of the people standing there with their mobiles was texting their friends "I THOUGHT I WAS A BAD SINGER BUT THIS BUSKER IS ABSOLUTE SHITE LOL"I'd never managed to watch this until now.
I made it two minutes in, when she said that she first heard "The Times They Are A-Changing" but the Tracy Chapman cover when she was first writing her blog but "it's a song that's always had a deep resonance with me" I had to turn it off.
Also I can't stand Billy Bragg, purely because a friend of a friend went to uni with a friend of his stepsonand apparently he's a nob (*)
(*) Billy, not the stepson. I'm sure the stepson was perfectly nice. Never met the lad.
I'm shy...just leave an envelope with used fivers in the fridge with reduced ham at Asda any Asda will do. I have a network of helpers you see. Invisible to the human eye but doing so much good behind the scenes
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I handed my envelope of cash to a manager in the Asda , name of Borbora. I hope that's OK. Lin said it's fineI'm shy
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I've got an ouchy shoulder
Careful Frau. You are at risk of falling softly gently into the upside down pumble
We need to push on to through to 60+ pages 
The idea of bacon & brie risotto appeals to me. All the ingredients are good. But I'd crisp up the bacon then use as a topping, and chop the brie into little chunks to melt through at end.
Whoever posted the Billy Bragg busking thing - nooooo! I love all Kirsty songs and her cover of New England is arguably superior to his original.
Guest? Any relaunch is going to be epic. Twitter screenshotters, get your rest in.
Totally off topic. Scouse Fraus, there are Twitter rumours of Aki passing. Any goss anyone?
The idea of bacon & brie risotto appeals to me. All the ingredients are good. But I'd crisp up the bacon then use as a topping, and chop the brie into little chunks to melt through at end.
Whoever posted the Billy Bragg busking thing - nooooo! I love all Kirsty songs and her cover of New England is arguably superior to his original.
Guest? Any relaunch is going to be epic. Twitter screenshotters, get your rest in.
Totally off topic. Scouse Fraus, there are Twitter rumours of Aki passing. Any goss anyone?
Ah good to know, thanks! I genuinely don’t want to unfairly malign her, there’s enough damning evidence out there already.To be fair to the Slopdolloper, the cheese is in the full recipe in the link. Vali has pasted snippets into the post. I hesitate to say "highlights"
Started mentally mithering about an MmmBop remix called CheeseSlop, but when I checked the lyrics I think they’re actually already pretty accurate:
You have so many relationships in this life
Only
Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast
Oh yeah
And they're gone so fast, yeah
Oh, so hold on the ones who really care*
In the end they'll be the only ones there
And when you get old and start (pretending you’re) losing your hair
Can you tell me who will still care?
Can you tell me who will still care?
Oh care
CHEESESLOP
duba du bopa
Cheeseslop
*Comments Club
Might have had some wines
I have been mithering over her new trajectory. Waitressing is an avenue we havent thought of she could entertain the masses whilst serving edible food. Imagine!
More Jack n’ Billy. The wankee does not stand far from the wanker (to paraphrase one of the BEST EVER tattle posts, from @People-huv-tae-know)
Does anyone have landslide? I feel like tonight is the night. Let’s expose ourselves together
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Oh good god more?
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Jesus Christ what has she come as?
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So the sound engineer disabled her mic. Nice touch early Frau.
Is it just me or does Billy throw some shade when he talks about writing a cooking column?
Are you sure you have not misinterpreted this kind and innocent gesture? Perhaps in his retirement your uncle had become a member of the actual Muff (Co. Donegal, Ireland) Diving Club, which helpfully sells a range of logo’ed merchandise? https://www.muffdivingclub.ie/
She tried so hard to come on like a rock chick shaking her (crumbly) knee about and straight on the mic. OF COURSE she didn’t realise it wasn’t on and….. it was straight back to shitting dog mode. Oh Jack. Sigh. It never quite works out with your cosplay does it?
New thread tenderstems!
(it’s Friday night, I’m tipsy, so hopefully haven’t messed it up!)
(it’s Friday night, I’m tipsy, so hopefully haven’t messed it up!)
Jack Monroe #540 Meet the new Jack, same as the old Jack.
Welcome to thread 540! Congratulations on the thread title go to @FrumpyCat for the words and @Valiofthedolls for the nomination. You each win a book token, yay. But it’s for one of Jack’s books. Choose wisely. I think Jack remained quiet over the last thread so we mithered over old things...
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