She even dressed him up for that ghoulish pantomime. No wonder the father took the kid off her.Mither from stuff on previous thread: That pic of her at Jo Cox's memorial is revolting. She's the type to do funeral selfies. Why the duck take her very young child?? Presumably you'd have to explain what happened to her/why all these ppl and flowers are here. I'm not sure you could do that in an age-approppriate way. It would be upsetting to a kid however you tried to gloss over it. Problem is you could just imagine that ghoul whispering something along the lines of she was a lady who tried to help ppl *just like mummy*. She never seemed to do anything fun with him did she? There was never pix at the park, days out. Just let's go and lay flowers for a twitter pic for a lady just like mummy who died. Irresponsible gormless fucker.
The i got my top dirty and just thought duck it I'll take it off, take the pic regardless cos I'm a sexy sexpot photo was part of her ongoing attempt to be the bad girl enfant terrible of cookery. She wanted to be a female Anthony Bourdain not serve Aunty Pat. You wonder who she thinks she's titillating in this day and age. I don't think even the neckbeards would have put down their organic small batch scrumpy when that plopped onto their timeline. Like I'm glad you're feeling yourself girl but haven't you got an OH to send those to instead? Oh...yeh sorry.
I like David Amess even more now I know he didn't clap for her.
Jack Monroe #527 Leg coming out of her fanny
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She even dressed him up for that ghoulish pantomime. No wonder the father took the kid off her.
This is why the canal is the best place to swim
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Shame he’s outgrown those freshly-bought clothes and black tie, cos he can’t wear it to the funeral for his mum’s career soon.
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Perfect example is that “I put a long blonde wig on” one (did she also have blue contacts in, can’t remember/don’t care) with “let’s see how long it takes until people notice”
Well… bleeping immediately you daft twit.
If ever there was a sign she doesn’t socialise with anyone by leaving the house, that was it.
Why you whinge?
Auntie Pat's minge.
Why you dead?
Auntie Pat's gross bed.
Why you hoot and fizz?
Auntie Pat in a tizz
Auntie Pat's minge.
Why you dead?
Auntie Pat's gross bed.
Why you hoot and fizz?
Auntie Pat in a tizz
Does anyone else the see the squirrel on Dopey's bed in the shape of guest's nose?
On this day
2020
(after midnight) Jack thanked people for being kind following the death of her disabled kitten...
Scotland started to relax Covid restrictions...
and at 6pm Jack pondered travelling to Edinburgh...
Scotland didn't want Jack:
Ian Rankin didn't want Jack:
We cringed ourselves inside out...
Ian didn't reply.
...so anyway, Jack, being the absolute bleeping head she is, decided to jump on the sleeper train to Edinburgh...
...taking a suitcase full of crap with her.
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2020
(after midnight) Jack thanked people for being kind following the death of her disabled kitten...
Scotland started to relax Covid restrictions...
and at 6pm Jack pondered travelling to Edinburgh...
Scotland didn't want Jack:
Ian Rankin didn't want Jack:
We cringed ourselves inside out...
Ian didn't reply.
...so anyway, Jack, being the absolute bleeping head she is, decided to jump on the sleeper train to Edinburgh...
...taking a suitcase full of crap with her.
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I think Monroes career is over tbh. Look at the stuff going on on twitter just now she would love to be inserting herself into (Wooton etc) and isn't. Folk don't care that she's away. People have moved on.
Chapeau Dear Heart, absolute work of art!
This is still tidier than the crappy bungalow
Apartments are available but not AirBnB apartments Ian! They go to a different school 
How lovely to be so free of any commitments to be able to just hop on the Edinburgh sleeper on a whim during term time.
Can’t wait for SB’s autobiography. It’s going to make Mommie Dearest look like The Gruffalo
How lovely to be so free of any commitments to be able to just hop on the Edinburgh sleeper on a whim during term time.
Can’t wait for SB’s autobiography. It’s going to make Mommie Dearest look like The Gruffalo
Guest is going to bleeping flip!! Just had a notification pop up from my local Reach Plc syndicated content/"news" site - there's only a near namesake Mia Munro been getting all in her niche for the last year and not even grifting off it 
www.dailyrecord.co.uk
Savvy student saves £82 on food shop after downloading clever app
Mia Munro was typically spending around £200 a month on her food shop, but like many struggling with the ongoing cost of living crisis, the 20-year-old has been trying to find ways to cut back.
Of course she was irresponsibile during covid and had to overshare it.
That whole picture gives me Marie Kondo feelings - I just want to go and make it clean and nice and tidy and organised.
Actually nah, both Jack & the room give me Kim & Aggie vibes. I just want to get in there ( with a hazmat suit on ) and bleach everywhere. Then bleach my eyes to finish the job properly
Actually nah, both Jack & the room give me Kim & Aggie vibes. I just want to get in there ( with a hazmat suit on ) and bleach everywhere. Then bleach my eyes to finish the job properly
Yeah and all that shite in her suitcase just to capture the moment she basically licked her phone. Gross twit.
Rubens painted mingers for a thread title nomination. If anyone says I'm too early then pay heed to the Lorax.
That whole picture gives me Marie Kondo feelings - I just want to go and make it clean and nice and tidy and organised.
Actually nah, both Jack & the room give me Kim & Aggie vibes. I just want to get in there ( with a hazmat suit on ) and bleach everywhere. Then bleach my eyes to finish the job properly
Three years on, Guest's star is fading but the canal is still funny as duck.
Darling, you look like a Goya Habsburg!
was that the first appearance of the daring greatly book? i seem to recall it was featured several times that summer
(thread crossover
) "the Courage to be Vulnerable" - I wonder if bex has read it?
Just gonna stick the £7400.00 swiss watch here, forgot last thread. Just incase anyone still believes she is struggling working class.
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