Seaford Haggington
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No bloody way I'd stay at that guest house.
I used to produce a catalogue for aComic sans puts the rage in my naan, or brings it out, or something. It's so unnecessary
Her earliest blog posts, Echo columns and letters to the editor are still utterly mindblowing to me. She’s such an arrogant, delusional, deeply unpleasant tosser with a nasty tory middle englander mentality that is years and years beyond her actual age. I mean, her dream job at twenty fucking four years old (for which she wasn’t qualified) was Macebearer to the fucking mayoralty FFSThose crafts. Imagine being that arrogant and delusional. She really does inhabit an alternate reality and the fact she's been given a platform for her "cooking" (which is about as appealing as a grubby, uniorned cross stitch in a fame she found in a skip) makes me want to hurl a chair through a window.
Same. AM combined with all the Tattle resources helped me join some dots I'd struggled with, due to the sheer amount of duckery Jacko has been part of through the years, as a diagnosed ADHD it was the Wiki and AM summarising things that helped, as my brand of ADHD means I struggle with reading comprehension and putting things together.I have no issue with you Molly I think you opened a lot of people's eyes to the grift for which I applaud you.
Yes, absolutely!There is no great secret about her abandoned TV career is there? She was shit at being on telly. The fact she can't cook wasn't on her side either. Imagine that poor crew trying to make DKL with all the new covid restrictions to deal with. Then they have to deal with a complete noob who has no idea how television works* normally. And doesn't even turn up on the first day, insisting the production is made even more complex by filming part of it in their house. They must have hated her and vowed to never work with her again before the first episode was on air.
* Being a talking head doesn't count. You just sit where you are told and answer questions.
The giveaway for me (apart from “terrible”) was Matt’s brilliantly subtle yet deep burn of “this is all quite unorthodox” (read: “what the everloving f**k are you doing?”) while Guest was making the horse spunk lasagne.Hello Molly. It was obvious matt disliked her intently. He spoke to her as a Disgruntled adult would talk to a child who had pushed them to their last nerve. I imagine thats probably how Babs and the teacher co spoke to her often too. She has no likeable qualities. Shes a hardfaced know it all, who actually knows nothing.
She does tend to choose her enemies wisely I’ll say that for her.Walliams to be fair seems like a proper creep. I’m sure he’s actually a gelatinous space alien from Planet Perv. Everytime I see him on TV I want to back away into the wall
The worst thing is it's not terrible because she's a newbie or didn't really want to be on telly, all of which would be understandable. She'd been in the game 8 years by then and forced herself into the show. So it comes off as not so much newbie incompetence but just pure entitledness - she thought she was so brilliant she didn't have to prepare. That kind of delusional self confidence is the very epitome of class privilege imho.Watching the DKL episode again leads me to believe that she never had that media training, as she sorely needs it. One of the first things that you are taught is that when being interviewed, or addressed by your co-presenter, when you reply you keep your eyes on them. She can’t stop her eyes wandering back to look straight into the camera. My verdict: terrible.
She can’t make things sizzle without the sound effects team at This Morning helping her outWhen she shakes the pan, while SB films her, there is no sizzle
I mean you can hear most things in that video but at no point do you hear a sizzle
What a fuckin looney tune
I can’t decide if the vibe is “OMG, I was shagging this skellington and halfway through I shat myself” or “OMG I was canoodling with this skellington and my mooncup fell out”I hate that skeleton tattoo. Original and hers. Just quite ugly and unpleasant. And why on hers does it look like the woman shat herself?
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My goodness, she needs to lay off the weight lifting, look at those muscles. I bet she could weight lift the Queen God rest her. She's begining to look like Arnold Schwarzenegge.Excuse me tender one but she’s a BOY.
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Except for when there’s a super cool edgy tshirt to be worn.
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