Jack Monroe #523 Everything she does is pointless busywork that solves nothing
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Yes I reckon family might get guilt tripped into bailing her out on the reg. However, It's thought that the child maintenance payments are from Jack to the unfortunate father of the child rather than the other way round. Child goes to school close to father & so it's likely he lives with him the majority of the time. Except tuesdays. x
Yes. She is in prison for what she did. I don't usually do podcasts as I zone out but I listened to all the episodes in one day it was so good.
Unfortunately good kind people are seen to some as banks for their own personal need and greed.
All things being right, you'd imagine guest contributes to the welfare of the child in the main home he lives in, ie clearly not her's. But honestly I sincerely doubt it, I reckon she's got solid stories as to why she needs money from the father to keep a home so her and the kid can have a relationship where he visits her and can stay over.
He's at an age now where he'll be able to decide where he wants to stay, so that'll be that no doubt - anywhere that doesn't have several hundred little tags with cleaning chores!
I don't think her ex has an amazing income tbh. If I recall he is a photographer who breeds on the side.
If anything the agreement is probably zero but he can have the child benefit money. He sounds like he would agree to anything she asked though.
Ask him why he stole her ideas.Not tomyself but fingers Kerridge will be at an event I’m attending this week.
Any burning questions from the canal about his guest adjacentness if I manage to see him?
Not even when she tells the internet one of her HILLLLARRRRRRIOUS and FASCINATING anecdotes?
She’s long been a truly fascinating anecdotalist, mind you.
I'm imagining a money-go-round now of jack falling behind on child payments, reluctantly coughing up then crying to her parents that she is skint because she has diligently fulfilled her parental obligations & now has nothing left....
It’s a race to the bottom with Anderson and Pinocchiroe, two cheeks of the same pampered a.
I am slightly surprised at Anderson coming from the electorate he does, but I have noticed that those who get out of poverty swiftly suffer amnesia when their housing is secure etc….
Revolting excuses for human beings, both of them.
I am slightly surprised at Anderson coming from the electorate he does, but I have noticed that those who get out of poverty swiftly suffer amnesia when their housing is secure etc….
Revolting excuses for human beings, both of them.
I'm trying to imagine an actually honest online dating profile for our plucky heroine.
"Just on the small side of average height, born and bred Southender. Bisexual but say lesbian for the street-cred, love a bit of D though, especially as a side to burgers & chips.
Recognisable by cheap tattoos which are only in places where visible to the maximum amount of people. Can't cook for tit but like messing about with ridiculous combinations in the kitchen anyway - probably a good person to date if you're hoping those few stubborn last lbs! 
Come with one dog, one cat and one kid, all of whom I'm hopelessly ill-equipped to care for (luckily I have a loyal family and baby-daddy nearby to pick up the slack). Died-in-the-wool Leftie, even though my entire extended family are legacy landlords. Like screaming at the tv when QT is on. You probably won't recognise me unless you suffer from an all-encompassing Twitter addiction. Neuro-diversity diagnosed entirely by myself after following the #adhdismysuperpower hashtag for 9 minutes. Can't hold my drink so pretend to be an alcoholic. Can't maintain friendships so like to spend my time ghouling in AA meetings (this is also rich source material mining for my side hustle as a journalist which I've somehow managed to get paid for!) Boys in scrubs or other (highly-paid) NHS staff get to jump the queue as this is good for my lefty credentials, but don't fret - independently wealthy playboy types are also cool! Always free Tuesday nights, know a lot of the local Albanians #IYKYK 
"Just on the small side of average height, born and bred Southender. Bisexual but say lesbian for the street-cred, love a bit of D though, especially as a side to burgers & chips.
Recognisable by cheap tattoos which are only in places where visible to the maximum amount of people. Can't cook for tit but like messing about with ridiculous combinations in the kitchen anyway - probably a good person to date if you're hoping those few stubborn last lbs! Come with one dog, one cat and one kid, all of whom I'm hopelessly ill-equipped to care for (luckily I have a loyal family and baby-daddy nearby to pick up the slack). Died-in-the-wool Leftie, even though my entire extended family are legacy landlords. Like screaming at the tv when QT is on. You probably won't recognise me unless you suffer from an all-encompassing Twitter addiction. Neuro-diversity diagnosed entirely by myself after following the #adhdismysuperpower hashtag for 9 minutes. Can't hold my drink so pretend to be an alcoholic. Can't maintain friendships so like to spend my time ghouling in AA meetings (this is also rich source material mining for my side hustle as a journalist which I've somehow managed to get paid for!) Boys in scrubs or other (highly-paid) NHS staff get to jump the queue as this is good for my lefty credentials, but don't fret - independently wealthy playboy types are also cool! Always free Tuesday nights, know a lot of the local Albanians #IYKYK I thought it was illegal not to… cannot deal with the word mingle either after that episode.
Yes it’s a true story. Really good story
"Reader, I tit myself" really should have been a thread title.
Apologies if this has been picked up elsewhere but how unfortunate for guest that she couldn’t use the original photo from the ‘literally wheezing’ time and had to take another (at a completely different time, honest) where the shadow gives away the fact that she’s alone. Again. What a horrifyingly sad way to exist.
Good afternoon.
I've changed my avatar because the previous one seems to be causing confusion.
Was it used by another beloved frau or am I just not getting the joke?
It must hurt her over inflated ego when she's reading along to see a new influx of fraus who think she's a bleep. Waves
to guest.
I managed to cringe myself through the Boulevard video with headphones on this morning. If she's going to murder a Tom Waits song I'd like to see her tackle Singapore.
I've changed my avatar because the previous one seems to be causing confusion.
Was it used by another beloved frau or am I just not getting the joke?
It must hurt her over inflated ego when she's reading along to see a new influx of fraus who think she's a bleep. Waves
to guest.I managed to cringe myself through the Boulevard video with headphones on this morning. If she's going to murder a Tom Waits song I'd like to see her tackle Singapore.
Her stories / hilarious anecdotes aka pointless monologues are so stultifying stupefying tedious the only thing they scream out the most is:
if your life is so fun and active how the hell do you find the time or motivation to post such lengthy rit on the hellsite all day and night and why would you think anyone is even remotely interested?
Someone needs to tell every Narc this vital info: only you find yourself fascinating
if your life is so fun and active how the hell do you find the time or motivation to post such lengthy rit on the hellsite all day and night and why would you think anyone is even remotely interested?
Someone needs to tell every Narc this vital info: only you find yourself fascinating
Wow, this is the first time I’ve seen the HILARIOUS spiritual beach story..
What the actual duck? I’m cringing so much it’s making me shiver a little bit. Not just the blatant bull but the way she writes, just eugh.
“Dear reader” has to be one of the worst phrases to ever be used on social media, so it’s no surprise Jack is a fan.
Ahem - 34 titles read so far this year, guest (and that's only the Kindle ones).
Are you on track for the 166 books read this year, guest?
Are you on track for the 166 books read this year, guest?
Now now. She keeps getting Grifty Kitchen out of her local library to line her own coffers.Ahem - 34 titles read so far this year, guest (and that's only the Kindle ones).
Are you on track for the 166 books read this year, guest?
Whether she reads the dangerous pile of tit is questionable.
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