Thank you for the welcome! It’s open again - you don’t need a referral code any more. I feel like Indiana Jones when he slides under the closing door.
Jack Monroe #523 Everything she does is pointless busywork that solves nothing
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You’re bleeping welcome! I LOVE your username! I half jokingly want to change my user name to Sideboob Borb, but Tattle doesn’t allow name changes EVER.
So lurkers about to join, choose carefully.
I feel like this is an appropriate time for my annual reminder about choosing your user name carefully, with the cautionary tale of a member who asked to change their name to something less identifiable .
Can you guess what their name is now?
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*Something less identifiab
Can you guess what their name is now?
**Something less identifiab
Welcome to all the new people who want to talk a lot about nothing much with those of us already trapped here on the merry mon round. Especially those who made an early effort to get an avatar. Clearly been preparing for this day for a while. May your food forever be lumpy and viscous and your OHs never have LEFT.
Thank you so much, I love yours, and have for ages! Sideboob Borb is genius, next-level Jackiverse stuff.
On-topic I’ve been grunking from the very beginning but haven’t got as far as learning why Borb is called Borb. I know who she is, but not that bit of detail as yet. Still so much to learn!
Thanks for the welcome and the laughs.
I've stayed longer than I intended but got over excited at being able to register today.
I've stayed longer than I intended but got over excited at being able to register today.
Hello, lovely canal.
I'm a heron who, like every egg laid in the history of eggs, has inexplicably been whisked away and ended up thinking 'What the very duck is going on?"
When I discovered, after an ephemeral amount of Very Distressing Poverty, I was able to finally join Tattle I Hooted. I Fizzed. I rubbed my unruly 53% vegan scrotum against a pop-up laundry bin because, as a genuine poor, I have no sideboards.
It's so good to be here, at last.
My hoop has never been so rinsed. It's like a rebirthing. Picture a tape worm emerging valiantly from a frothing mole. Hold that image.
That's me.
Now duck off. x
I'm a heron who, like every egg laid in the history of eggs, has inexplicably been whisked away and ended up thinking 'What the very duck is going on?"
When I discovered, after an ephemeral amount of Very Distressing Poverty, I was able to finally join Tattle I Hooted. I Fizzed. I rubbed my unruly 53% vegan scrotum against a pop-up laundry bin because, as a genuine poor, I have no sideboards.
It's so good to be here, at last.
My hoop has never been so rinsed. It's like a rebirthing. Picture a tape worm emerging valiantly from a frothing mole. Hold that image.
That's me.
Now duck off. x
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So her teacher Barbara became Borbora
Or something
Jack said that she was going to dedicate Grifty Kitchen to some of those that had doubted her greatness, but had changed their names a bit.
So her teacher Barbara became Borbora
Or something
Yes they finally allowed new members! I've been waiting for ages and didn't know anyone to ask for a passcode... as far I know, may have secret tattle pals IRL...
Sorry it's made you feel unsettled tho, I totally understand. For now I'm super excited to finally be officially here! I don't do any social media whatsoever and just a couple of other forums which are way more stuffy and uptight than here.
I chose my username while logged out , and once I was in and had realised my mistake, I had to create a whole back story of trying to bring about worldwide duck domination just to cover up my foolishness ! Really I wanted my username to describe those unwise hook ups some people had between bubble buddies!
Oo!! Just looked at the reviews of Tattle on Trustpilot. Someone is very happy about the food and customer service!
Obviously not reviewing guest's threads then.
I love how they've left a restaurant review by mistake
Spat my wine down myself, totally worth it@somet
Jack said that she was going to dedicate Grifty Kitchen to some of those that had doubted her greatness, but had changed their names a bit.
So her teacher Barbara became Borbora
Or something
What @DinosaurSenior said!
Screnshots originally from @Marmalade Atkins
And this is how Jenny, Peter and Barbara became Jenni, Piotr and Borbara.
My suspicion is any faux ailments and dramas she has are under the category of 'histrionic' and could easily be followed by 'personality' and 'disorder' along with a coupe of other Cluster B categories co-morbid.
I don't think she really believes she's got all these ailments for one minute, nor does she really think we believe she has them, they're just mechanisms in her drive for attention at any cost, the victim stance swerve of accountability, and also most importantly the grift - but she defies anyone to call it out. She is no Munchy by proxy or otherwise IMO, just likes to cosplay Gypsy Lee Blanchard now and then!
However, I am not a doctor.
Oooh you looked like dotty Merton I got confused. Would you like us to add a Kumquat hairstyle to sister immaculata?
Thanks so much to you and the encyclopaedic legend that is @Marmalade Atkins for this! Just off to comb the Slopalong threads to see if she really is any good at making burgers…(!)
Waiting for Jacks take on this
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Does any one else read “Borbora” in the voice of David Senior, the boring dad of Dave Best (Ie Denise Royles husband)@somet
Jack said that she was going to dedicate Grifty Kitchen to some of those that had doubted her greatness, but had changed their names a bit.
So her teacher Barbara became Borbora
Or something
you don’t decline a recline, Borbora!
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