Absolutely grim. The one thing you shouldn't do whilst writing about things like this is somehow make it about you.
Jack Monroe #523 Everything she does is pointless busywork that solves nothing
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He replied to one of my tweets a few years ago about the Bowie podcast they did. Love himApologies canal, it seems like Nitter has a problem, which isn’t only limited to Jack. Should have checked that first. Sorry!
l met Marc Riley tonight and got a hug from him and told him he was my radio hero.he was very lovely.
I will die on this hill IT IS SHOESTRINGGGGGGGG.It's so painfully, hole twitchy and sweaty cringe that she has used bootstrap and not shoestring.
SHE MEANT SHOESTRING
she conflated "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" and "living on a shoestring" in her manic puppy pixie brain, didn't she?
And anyway Idahoan (which I only know about from here, thank you ninnies!! ) does a cheese version
I’ve been to Tanzania I didn’t give up knives and forks after one week, or hold anybody’s baby for a photo.
Patreon down to 400!
Patreon down to 400!
I still cannot work out how she hasn’t been completely cancelled many MANY times over. What has she actually done that is good or even competent?
Someone may have already said this; but Oxfam‘s choice of staff and safeguarding is deplorable, particularly around what happened in Haiti after the earthquake re the sexual exploitation and assaults in return for ‘aid’. I also had an issue back in the noighies, a volunteer wanted to come to school, I insisted on a police check, hands were thrown up in horror and the project didn’t go ahead, I was not popular with the head. Oxfam, even in 2006 didn’t routinely check their staff.
Oxfam have platformed her and deserve some comeback as do all the others, she would never have been able to rinse so many of hard earned money had the charities, festivals, papers not made her appear truthful, legitimate and a real campaigner. The only campaign she‘s interested in is herself, her bank balance and what I believe she shoves up her nose.
Oxfam have platformed her and deserve some comeback as do all the others, she would never have been able to rinse so many of hard earned money had the charities, festivals, papers not made her appear truthful, legitimate and a real campaigner. The only campaign she‘s interested in is herself, her bank balance and what I believe she shoves up her nose.
Better than any recipe Jack ever published anyway.
Yes, absolutely x
There are other books called cooking on a shoestring/ cook on a shoestring which Jack may not want to be compared against.
We don’t see this this post very often, so...
Morning, ninnies!
I was foolish enough to try the 'recipe' this morning - what possessed me, given her track record, I do not know.
I should add that we love scrambled eggs as a breakfast item, and I make decent ones. I will also add that my curiosity in all things cooking will be the end of me one day.
Anyway - scrambled 4 eggs for the two of us, and gave Mr HoC half as they were (I love him, why should he suffer) and added one tbsp of mayo to mine.
It. Was. Vile.
All you can taste is the mayo, and that's not what you want instead of lovely scrambled eggs on toast. It does NOT add richness and creaminess, turns your beautiful eggs into a kind of slurry with no real structure. Extremely disappointing.
Conclusion: another stolen and adapted recipe from somewhere (I would put money on it), doesn't work, tastes vile, and I am positive she's never tried making or eating. Don't do it, lads.
FFS.
That Tanzanian video. Honking about Morogoro.
She really is a complete and utter rooster end.
And that frumpy blue headscarf.
I have started Saturday in a bad mood because of this.
Laters Fraus xx
That Tanzanian video. Honking about Morogoro.
She really is a complete and utter rooster end.
And that frumpy blue headscarf.
I have started Saturday in a bad mood because of this.
Laters Fraus xx
Thank you! That sounds so wonderful - I'm sorry I missed it.I love it when fraus hear about him for the first time
Basically, a few years ago several comments started appearing on a Sarfend local rag’s website by the same bloke.
They were all articles about guest or written by her, this guy wrote very passionately about how Jack has ruined his mate Iqbal’s life after she’d been a tenant of his.
He said that she’d had wild drug parties, orgies (which hilariously was kind of the least believable accusation), been antisocial and trashed the place.
The funniest bit is that he kept repeating that she had smashed the toilet basin and started shitting in bags instead and left them all for him to clean up when she did a runner.
Then Iqbal apparently had to sell the trashed house and get a job at Sainsburys.
It’s clearly a case of mistaken identity, or this fella is trying to be funny/playing silly buggers/cause drama/is a bit out of it. But it shall remain in our lore 🤍
Also he always called her a sh1tter with a 1. Hence JennyNumNum’s campaign for JUSTICE FOR IQBAL
(Miss you sh1tter hater, hope you’re okay 🤍)
Pretty sure this is all correct? I was only a twinkle in Tattle’s eye at the time.
*rushes off to get a tee-shirt printed and make a few banners*
She’s SUCH a bleep!!!
Although I do love the option to “See Less” on there. Yes, we’d all love to tick that box when it comes to this cosplaying fuckwit.
Wonder if there’s a “See penniless, fanless and Twitterless” option. The only reason I include penniless in that is not to be cruel - it’s simply because every penny Jack has earned in the last decade has been through pure grift and theft so… not really hers. GET A bleeping JOB JACK YOU wick.
Sorry for shouting ninnies but have contracted a nice throat and chest infection from being intubated and honestly Kack is perfect fodder for my anger about it.
Jack and her African adventures always reminds me of Peter Kay doing the Mark Park character and his African Tears song.
Guest, perhaps you should have a think about why you have to shout several times to your family before they will "deign" to come down for one of your cooked breakfasts.
Constantly stirring is the opposite of what you should do anyway. Leave them to sit, and stir gently two or three times whilst cooking - the only "secret" is to take them off the heat just before they're fully cooked.
Yep. It's a viral trend she's copied and got wrong. You add the mayo at the beginning. https://www.delish.com/uk/food-news/a35318311/best-scrambled-eggs/Morning, ninnies!
I was foolish enough to try the 'recipe' this morning - what possessed me, given her track record, I do not know.
I should add that we love scrambled eggs as a breakfast item, and I make decent ones. I will also add that my curiosity in all things cooking will be the end of me one day.
Anyway - scrambled 4 eggs for the two of us, and gave Mr HoC half as they were (I love him, why should he suffer) and added one tbsp of mayo to mine.
It. Was. Vile.
All you can taste is the mayo, and that's not what you want instead of lovely scrambled eggs on toast. It does NOT add richness and creaminess, turns your beautiful eggs into a kind of slurry with no real structure. Extremely disappointing.
Conclusion: another stolen and adapted recipe from somewhere (I would put money on it), doesn't work, tastes vile, and I am positive she's never tried making or eating. Don't do it, lads.
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