Jack Monroe #523 Everything she does is pointless busywork that solves nothing

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Apologies canal, it seems like Nitter has a problem, which isn’t only limited to Jack. Should have checked that first. Sorry!

l met Marc Riley tonight and got a hug from him and told him he was my radio hero. 😊 he was very lovely.
 
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You do know all of Red Dwarf is now on BBC iplayer, yes?
Started my 135629085 rewatch tonight.😁
Are you in any of the RD fan groups on FB? They’ve been almost as much of a bin fire as Guests Twitter mentions recently 😂. Any time anyone mentions iPlayer it starts off all the “ I’ve got them on dvd because I’m a real fan who wants to enjoy them as intended not edited for some woke agenda” “ but why not BTE?” “ good they’ve missed BTE, that was dire”,” you can watch them on -exclusively American app here, all seasons”, RD doesn’t have seasons you goit” “ Tetchy/women’s period gif” , “ what seasons have been cut/yes we know about the funeral song” 😂🤦‍♀️
 
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My absolutely terrible dream interpretation book from 1996 suggests feelings of inadequacy and lacking pleasurable experiences.

Might I respectfully suggest a good burgering?

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Those headings read like a game of thrones wedding vow.
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I bought a kindle version of Grifty kitchen when it came out as was interested to see what crsp lay ahead. I've just gone through it and made a list of all recipes in the book sections and also the Bag of Tricks section which probably counts as recipes in Guests book..

BREADS AND BREAKFAST
Courgette and cheese soda bread
Prune and pumpkin seed toast
Oaty soda bread
Get up and go muffins
Banana peel pancakes
French toast
Raspberry and lemon curd baked oats
Warm sunshine oats
Lemon and berry Dutch babies
Monster bums
Secret scrambled eggs
Pear and bacon porridge
Homemade muesli
Cinnamon crunch
Pear and cinnamon buns
Apple Bircher

LIGHT BITES
Radishes and other crunchy veg with a trio of dips
Marmite crumpets
Roasted roots soup
Pangrattato Pomodoro
Veg peel fritters
Cream of mushroom soup
Roasted courgette and red lentil soup
Chicken and cannellini soup
Carrot coconut and chilli soup
Chicken porridge with a poached egg
Radish soft cheese and lentil salad
Lemon sardines on toast

BEANS, PULSES AND LENTILS
Garlic bread ribollita
Veg peel fafafels
Red lentil and onion dip
Kidney bean and pineapple curry
Old rejuvenated bread with chickpeas and greens
Black pudding and lentil Ragu
Mandarin white bean and Greek cheeses salad
Lentil keema
Butterbean veg and stuffing stew

POTATOES
Refried roast potatoes with blue cheese
Basic potato salad
Potato parsley and anchovy salad
Instant moonshine mash with veg and bacon jumble
Lemon and rosemary roast potatoes
Patata ntomata
Easy potato and egg curry
Kolokithokefetedes

PASTA RICE AND OTHER GRAINS
Tomato bread and butter pasta
Salmon lemon pea and sweet corn pasta
Black and cheese
Sneaky veg and lentil Bolognese
Mushroom and blue cheese pasta
Tomato chilli and crab pasta sauce
Ratatouille
Pastitsio (Greek lasagna)
Chickpea chard and lemon pasta
Chickenestrone (La Zuppa Di Uno Sciocco)
Risotto with peas and lettuce
Pearl barley avgolemono
Mushroom and lentil barlotto

FROM THE SEA
Crab and coconut bisque
Fish finger katsu
Salt and vinegar sardine pasta
Crab rarebit
Sardinesca
Prawn cocktail with caramelized grapefruit
Fish finger pockets

FROM THE LAND
Roast chicken and coronation slaw
Fiery upside down pineapple chicken
Cheat n Sour chicken
Chicken in a creamy mushroom sauce
Pork herb and white bean meatballs
Quick sausage and stuffing bolognese
Toad and friends
Cannellini leek and sausage pasta
Sausage and chickpea curry
Spicy pork belly with prune chutney
Corned beef chilli
Humble sausage pie
Sausage bacon and many veg casserole

SWEET TREATS
Tinned peach drizzle cake
Chocolate prune pudding
Sticky lemon pudding
Bread and jam ice cream
Cornflake ice cream
Prune ice cream
Chocolate cherry cake
Pbj sandwich pudding
Chocolate orange thumbprints
Sticky ginger syrup cake
Microwave PBJ brownies
Black forest mug pudding
Tuppence lemondrops
Mincemeat bread pudding
Bits and pieces rocky road

BAG OF TRICKS
The sugar hack
Egg replacements
Cheat roasted garlic
DIY light cooking spray
Porpoise seasoning
Scrappy stock
Sardine stock
Crab stock
Chicken stock
Mushroom stock
Odds and sods gravy
Basic salad dressing
English dressing
Tinned fruit juice dressing
Herbstalk oil

Basic meat marinades (whitefish, chicken, pork belly, sausages, chicken livers)
Soffritto paste

Starting blocks
Fire starter blocks
Banana peel chili ketchup
Nomato sauce
Tomato sauce
Chip shop curry sauce
Basic mild curry sauce
Garlic jam
Traditional white sauce
Instant cheesy mash
Instant white sauce
Instant cheese sauce
Peach chutney
Pickled pink eggs
Instant hummus
Dustbin pickles
Snacky beans
Yogurt cheese (labneh)
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If anyone would like to restart the Slopalong threads to cook these recipes. Tag me and I'll provide you with a recipe.
Prune and pumpkin toast sounds like an alternative to those sachets you do before you get the camera up your rear foo foo!
 
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Hey guys - haven’t caught up so sorry if this has been shared:

She opened June 2023 with 402 paying subscribers, in a few hours ~7/8am we’ll see the first patreon payday dip and then a further 24 hours of losses. Any number under 402 is brilliant as it means she’ll be in her tenth month of losses!

Frustratingly she acquired 10 subscribers this month, which is 3* the prior 3 months’ avg, strongly suspect this is because of recent shenanigans tbh so do hope they leave this month or next.

Will share the full update on the 2nd but most likely after kiddy bedtime ✌❤
 
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I rejoined Twitter recently, just to lurk on, and like a saddo I read the replies to the mackerel pesto pate ( 🤢 ) tweet.

I mean I know my life is tragic ( see above ) but OMG what a couple of absolute bleeping melts. Thirsty neck beards indeed….
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ETA - Ohand Jack? Yeah I’m bored, so you and that bleeping wick Alice Evans need to drop the socks and chaos for real!! Come on, what are you waiting for?? No one’s gonna touch you with a ten foot pole after the tit you’ve pulled so that means you can speak freely!! You’re now the hard left version of Katie Hopkins 🤷‍♀️
 

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Just seen an "Andy Cooks" short on YouTube, Cacio e Pepe of course. Looked fantastic, as does all his cooking really. And I'm amazed Jack managed to make slop out of something so basic. Well im not really.
 
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If anybody would like to relive Jack’s adventures as a white saviour who makes it all about her in Tazania, here you go:
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and I found a video here.
just gonna say again, the lack of self awareness to think you’ve got it as bad as these phenomenal
Women is quite something
 
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If anybody would like to relive Jack’s adventures as a white saviour who makes it all about her in Tazania, here you go:
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and I found a video here.
just gonna say again, the lack of self awareness to think you’ve got it as bad as these phenomenal
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Nice spoon you’ve got there, Jack. And leggy can duck right off too.

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Also, more “Tanzania ME ME ME”, reporting on the G8 summit. She’s a bleeping DISGRACE and always has been.


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Looking up at me with her large black eyes
Not dissimilar to life in Southend

This disgusting sh1t has been going on for a decade in plain sight
 
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I rejoined Twitter recently, just to lurk on, and like a saddo I read the replies to the mackerel pesto pate ( 🤢 ) tweet.

I mean I know my life is tragic ( see above ) but OMG what a couple of absolute bleeping melts. Thirsty neck beards indeed….
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ETA - Ohand Jack? Yeah I’m bored, so you and that bleeping wick Alice Evans need to drop the socks and chaos for real!! Come on, what are you waiting for?? No one’s gonna touch you with a ten foot pole after the tit you’ve pulled so that means you can speak freely!! You’re now the hard left version of Katie Hopkins 🤷‍♀️
I want to know what she did with the time machine she used to go back a year to ensure the ONS started work on revising their inflation measure before she starting crowing about it on Twitter.
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Nice spoon you’ve got there, Jack. And leggy can duck right off too.

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Also, more “Tanzania ME ME ME”, reporting on the G8 summit. She’s a bleeping DISGRACE and always has been.


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Of course all the proper celebrity ambassadors disowned Oxfam a few years later when they had a scandal.
 
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Speaking of things that have been going on for a decade in plain sight, I definitely think Jack has had some sort of portrait mode installed in her own mind for at least ten years.
How Jack views herself in 2013
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How Southend’s Finest Young Spiky Haired Lezziest Lezzer Lout actually looked in 2013.
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Deluded (Lying) twit.
 
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dislike her when she tries to be all Nigella using words like “slovenly”.
It’s sexy with Nigella as she looks clean and nice. With guest it’s hard to imagine her ever having a bath, and her kitchen is minging, so when she says slovenly the readers think Urghhh it must be really bleeping disgusting for you to say that.
 
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A, B and D.

C may come into play as part of The Big "I'm So Sorry" Tour, but it will won't be genuine, because she's not genuine. Any public display of repentance will be as fake and staged as her "SB took this adorable photo of me" stuff.
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I rejoined Twitter recently, just to lurk on, and like a saddo I read the replies to the mackerel pesto pate ( 🤢 ) tweet.

I mean I know my life is tragic ( see above ) but OMG what a couple of absolute bleeping melts. Thirsty neck beards indeed….
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ETA - Ohand Jack? Yeah I’m bored, so you and that bleeping wick Alice Evans need to drop the socks and chaos for real!! Come on, what are you waiting for?? No one’s gonna touch you with a ten foot pole after the tit you’ve pulled so that means you can speak freely!! You’re now the hard left version of Katie Hopkins 🤷‍♀️
"Getting the ONS to recognise the disparity [in?] inflation with cheaper foods was MASSIVE"

bleeping hell. guest never corrects people who say stuff like this, does she? She's taken so much undeserved credit, and yet has done so little with it. She's such a waster.
 
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