Jack Monroe #523 Everything she does is pointless busywork that solves nothing

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Nice spoon you’ve got there, Jack. And leggy can duck right off too.

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Also, more “Tanzania ME ME ME”, reporting on the G8 summit. She’s a bleeping DISGRACE and always has been.


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Yeh they suffered from hunger and malnutrition, you suffered from being a bit embarrassed to tell Dave you were skint after you flounced out the job he parachuted you into you big lying appropriating twit.

Elon's knackered twitter. Cant see peoples accounts without having 1 yourself now so I'll rely on you being vigilant with screenshots.
 
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Or the grouchy older sister of the boy in a public information film who is about to swim in a lake/play on a construction site/trespass on a railway while dressed in flares and a bomber jacket.
Those always flopped in our school, because all that would end up happening is a chorus of us lot going “omg hahaha that’s thingy from eastenders (etc)”. No idea what any of the morals of the story were tbh. I dunno, do drugs and run across the road or something
 
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she conflated "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" and "living on a shoestring" in her manic puppy pixie brain, didn't she?
It took her til 2018 to come up with an excuse…
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I have literally no idea what point she’s trying to argue in this article when feeding yourself EASILY for a tenner a week is her entire crappy brand. Idiot.
 
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Are you in any of the RD fan groups on FB? They’ve been almost as much of a bin fire as Guests Twitter mentions recently 😂. Any time anyone mentions iPlayer it starts off all the “ I’ve got them on dvd because I’m a real fan who wants to enjoy them as intended not edited for some woke agenda” “ but why not BTE?” “ good they’ve missed BTE, that was dire”,” you can watch them on -exclusively American app here, all seasons”, RD doesn’t have seasons you goit” “ Tetchy/women’s period gif” , “ what seasons have been cut/yes we know about the funeral song” 😂🤦‍♀️
I do but don't post, lurk only (and I don't use FB that much anymore). I'll have to have a look.😁
I am a real fan who had the tapes (😱) then bought the dvds but also loves been able to stream to the TV in the kitchen.😁
 
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How does she manage to make this meeting sound even more awkward than in the awful video?
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Add "mealy-mouthed" to the list please.
 
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"I really don't think this is a good idea Keely, can't we just go to the youth club instead?"
yes! Sharon, the friend of Keely, who looks on sadly as Keely goes twos on a Pall Mall with Chelsea and quickly falls into the seventh circle of hell, whilst Sharon gets a nice job answering phones at an estate agents
 
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View attachment 2277585View attachment 2277586View attachment 2277588 I have literally no idea what point she’s trying to argue in this article when feeding yourself EASILY for a tenner a week is her entire crappy brand. Idiot.
Can we add 'cold fury' to terms Jack doesn't understand. Cold anger doesn't explode, that would be hot fury.
 

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Yeh they suffered from hunger and malnutrition, you suffered from being a bit embarrassed to tell Dave you were skint after you flounced out the job he parachuted you into you big lying appropriating twit.

Elon's knackered twitter. Cant see peoples accounts without having 1 yourself now so I'll rely on you being vigilant with screenshots.
He said it'd be working again "in a few hours", but that was about 15 hours ago... some of the Nitter folk are working on potential workarounds, but it looks like Elon really is determined to destroy twitter one way or another.

Guest needs to get on with picking an alternative platform to continue her social media presence.
 
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Exactly it could have been useful and in the tips section she does mention about saving jars and lids to reuse
How TF does she take whole paragraphs to say "jars and tins can be used to put things in?". i can just imagine her trying to fulfil the word count by thinking of each peripatetic object that can be gently placed in a jar. And she seems to suggest using a tin to store old tissues from pockets of dirty laundry?? (and wtf to using a jar as a photo frames)

My tip, which will always be available for free (but I'm very tired and CHRIST JUST STOP expecting me to work for free) is that you don't have to keep all those glass ramekins - you are very unlikely to ever need nine of them, you have my permission to dispose of them.
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"Yoghurt that's on the turn" - ooh, yum, I fancy that!
 
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He said it'd be working again "in a few hours", but that was about 15 hours ago... some of the Nitter folk are working on potential workarounds, but it looks like Elon really is determined to destroy twitter one way or another.

Guest needs to get on with picking an alternative platform to continue her social media presence.
She's not photogenic enough for insta and the long overwrought molasses of her self pity wouldn't work there. Her target audience of late 50s wet wipes aren't on there either. Tik tok is for the yoof, the attractive and the funny. So....yeh.
 
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How TF does she take whole paragraphs to say "jars and tins can be used to put things in?". i can just imagine her trying to fulfil the word count by thinking of each peripatetic object that can be gently placed in a jar. And she seems to suggest using a tin to store old tissues from pockets of dirty laundry?? (and wtf to using a jar as a photo frames)

My tip, which will always be available for free (but I'm very tired and CHRIST JUST STOP expecting me to work for free) is that you don't have to keep all those glass ramekins - you are very unlikely to ever need nine of them, you have my permission to dispose of them.
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"Yoghurt that's on the turn" - ooh, yum, I fancy that!
the jars and tins are for putting things in when the tiggy and bo bags are full

but all of this is literal garbage! it belongs in the recycling! no one should be keeping socks in bog roll tubes! I can't believe I am saying this!
 
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Someone may have already said this; but Oxfam‘s choice of staff and safeguarding is deplorable, particularly around what happened in Haiti after the earthquake re the sexual exploitation and assaults in return for ‘aid’. I also had an issue back in the noighies, a volunteer wanted to come to school, I insisted on a police check, hands were thrown up in horror and the project didn’t go ahead, I was not popular with the head. Oxfam, even in 2006 didn’t routinely check their staff.

Oxfam have platformed her and deserve some comeback as do all the others, she would never have been able to rinse so many of hard earned money had the charities, festivals, papers not made her appear truthful, legitimate and a real campaigner. The only campaign she‘s interested in is herself, her bank balance and what I believe she shoves up her nose.
I think the issue is that many of the charities who have platformed her are only interested in their bank balances. Oxfam and the TT chief amongst them. I don’t think she does the work that Oxfam say they require to be an ambassador but I also don’t believe they insist on that when it comes to anyone with a vague public profile so I’m sure she is an Oxfam ambassador.

Similarly some of the festivals she’s been in will only care about their bank balances. And then you have it, she’s got a public profile as a TT Hero, an Oxfam ambassador who went to Tanzania with them and spoke at X and Y festivals so everyone else thinks she’s legit and that’s how she got her profile. They’re using her, she’s using them, a cycle of grifters.
 
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