Jack Monroe #523 Everything she does is pointless busywork that solves nothing

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I’ve been to Tanzania I didn’t give up knives and forks after one week, or hold anybody’s baby for a photo.

Patreon down to 400!
399 when I just checked - she's gone under 400! 😂
Not a hefty drop yet but all the while going in the right direction.
 
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If anybody would like to relive Jack’s adventures as a white saviour who makes it all about her in Tazania, here you go:
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and I found a video here.
just gonna say again, the lack of self awareness to think you’ve got it as bad as these phenomenal
Women is quite something
Was this before or after her "look at how thin I am, my wasted, emaciated legs" 😭 post?

The one in which she looked a perfectly normal weight, in fact with a VBO (visible belly outline).
 
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Speaking of things that have been going on for a decade in plain sight, I definitely think Jack has had some sort of portrait mode installed in her own mind for at least ten years.
How Jack views herself in 2013
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How Southend’s Finest Young Spiky Haired Lezziest Lezzer Lout actually looked in 2013.
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Aww Aunty Pat had quite a fresh face back in the day. 🥰
 
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Nearly pay day so hopefully she'll be back soon with a new do or modelling a child's t-shirt

Oh hurry up Jack, a squig needs you to sort Lidl out over some out of date yogurts

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Vlad serving up even worse hacks than Grifty Kitchen on Facebook.

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If anybody would like to relive Jack’s adventures as a white saviour who makes it all about her in Tazania, here you go:
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and I found a video here.
just gonna say again, the lack of self awareness to think you’ve got it as bad as these phenomenal
Women is quite something
Jack was in the vicinity of these wonderful women, rebels smart and brave. Jack saw, admired, and then chose... to do what she's done. And they say I'm nuts.


 
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Port wine stain birthmarks quite visible here. As we know she facetunes her legs and that's a personal choice but just think, she could be raising awareness or be an ambassador for children who have to deal with prominent birthmarks.
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Speaking of things that have been going on for a decade in plain sight, I definitely think Jack has had some sort of portrait mode installed in her own mind for at least ten years.
How Jack views herself in 2013
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How Southend’s Finest Young Spiky Haired Lezziest Lezzer Lout actually looked in 2013.
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All I see is Aunty Pat, a missing papergirl from 1978, a Home Economics teacher who's probably a member of an odd Christian sect, on off-duty newsreader and your mum's friend from work who's had a few too many. Newsreader (x2) and Mum's Friend aren't even bad pictures of her really, they're just nothing like she thinks or says she looks like. She even thinks other people perceived her that way. They probably never even noticed her.
 
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All I see is Aunty Pat, a missing papergirl from 1978, a Home Economics teacher who's probably a member of an odd Christian sect, on off-duty newsreader and your mum's friend from work who's had a few too many. Newsreader (x2) and Mum's Friend aren't even bad pictures of her really, they're just nothing like she thinks or says she looks like. She even thinks other people perceived her that way. They probably never even noticed her.
She looks like the weird kid in your primary class who had to sit in the hall while you did sex education. Usually called Esther or Ezekiel or some very bibley name.
 
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All I see is Aunty Pat, a missing papergirl from 1978, a Home Economics teacher who's probably a member of an odd Christian sect, on off-duty newsreader and your mum's friend from work who's had a few too many. Newsreader (x2) and Mum's Friend aren't even bad pictures of her really, they're just nothing like she thinks or says she looks like. She even thinks other people perceived her that way. They probably never even noticed her.
Where's the Alice band in her hair?
 
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All I see is Aunty Pat, a missing papergirl from 1978, a Home Economics teacher who's probably a member of an odd Christian sect, on off-duty newsreader and your mum's friend from work who's had a few too many. Newsreader (x2) and Mum's Friend aren't even bad pictures of her really, they're just nothing like she thinks or says she looks like. She even thinks other people perceived her that way. They probably never even noticed her.
She reminds me of a secondary character in the late 80s/early 90s drug prevention films my school still had knocking about on VHS
 
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She reminds me of a secondary character in the late 80s/early 90s drug prevention films my school still had knocking about on VHS
"I really don't think this is a good idea Keely, can't we just go to the youth club instead?"
 
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She reminds me of a secondary character in the late 80s/early 90s drug prevention films my school still had knocking about on VHS
Or the grouchy older sister of the boy in a public information film who is about to swim in a lake/play on a construction site/trespass on a railway while dressed in flares and a bomber jacket.
 
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Or the grouchy older sister of the boy in a public information film who is about to swim in a lake/play on a construction site/trespass on a railway while dressed in flares and a bomber jacket.
Her one line would be "Get LOST Andy," before being told by the mum character not to hog the phone line.
 
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Anyone ever seen that Scottish PIF that shows two different ways a boy's life could turn out depending on whether or not he tries heroin? And in the end they both come together as the version of him that never took drugs passes by the one who did and is now an addict begging on the street. There should be a remake showing guest as she is vs the one who used her platform and opportunities sensibly and made something of herself. Then at the end she clicks on guest's Patreon and is like "ugh, what a sad e-beggar" before closing the browser and going out with her son and partner who hasn't LEFT
 
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