I saw Iqbal and the BagShittaz on the West Holts stage at Glasto last year.
Jack Monroe #523 Everything she does is pointless busywork that solves nothing
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Welcome to all the new ninnies! Lovely to see so many people able to join in. Every time someone cooks a peach & chickpea curry a Frau or Herr is born.
The Georgia Church Suppers (I think around 20th April 2022) are well worth reading. It was the gift that kept giving. Even just reading all the thread titles is worthwhile. I beg your pardon, she's got a hammock in her rented garden has to be up there with the best of the best on Tattle. Why you sob? Russell Hobb is also an evergreen. Just remember, pretty much every silly thing said is her own words - see growing tomatoes for example.
I think the Greenbelt statement is a bit like Shattenstone. We are slightly disappointed now, but over time it'll seem more damning. There are a few oddly worded phrases in there which may make others research more carefully. Mentioning all her recent gigs, and Shatts himself is a risky business.
Tuesday tomorrow. We often get a good chaos. I would like you to deploy Coops & Content please Jack, with a copy of the local liar to show the date. Thank you very Matt much.
The Georgia Church Suppers (I think around 20th April 2022) are well worth reading. It was the gift that kept giving. Even just reading all the thread titles is worthwhile. I beg your pardon, she's got a hammock in her rented garden has to be up there with the best of the best on Tattle. Why you sob? Russell Hobb is also an evergreen. Just remember, pretty much every silly thing said is her own words - see growing tomatoes for example.
I think the Greenbelt statement is a bit like Shattenstone. We are slightly disappointed now, but over time it'll seem more damning. There are a few oddly worded phrases in there which may make others research more carefully. Mentioning all her recent gigs, and Shatts himself is a risky business.
Tuesday tomorrow. We often get a good chaos. I would like you to deploy Coops & Content please Jack, with a copy of the local liar to show the date. Thank you very Matt much.
Haha all the newbies ( hellloo by the way! Still new myself here, but it’s a lovely crowd 
unless you’re guest or her agent…then meh 
not so much ) liking my posts that I wrote on Friday at like 3am.
The ones I can’t even remember writing because I was on my max dose of meds due to a flare…getting notifications and I’m like, “which post?!”
Just like guest I’m SOOOOOO HILARRREEE…
Anyway….duck off Jack you cosplaying wick
unless you’re guest or her agent…then meh not so much ) liking my posts that I wrote on Friday at like 3am. The ones I can’t even remember writing because I was on my max dose of meds due to a flare…getting notifications and I’m like, “which post?!”
Just like guest I’m SOOOOOO HILARRREEE…
Anyway….duck off Jack you cosplaying wick
This is great advice. Vonny is such an accomplished liar that she really does make Jackanory look like a total amateur.
The story that she once claimed to be an amputee but her hand seems to have grown back is my favourite. RIP Vonny, we miss you on the socials you absolute mentalist.
Hello, new frau here, almost broke my keyboard in my haste to sign up when I saw registrations were open.
Have refrained from posting an origin story so far as I've been BUSY, but wanted to say hello, as I've been grunking here for about a year now.
I was a fan of Jack until I tweeted something about the Katie Hopkins case (cos duck KH) and someone told me to Google for Tattle and Jack, and Teemill. I got distracted by the Vonny threads as a friend used to work with her
but then back here I came to grunk for eternity.
I'm pleased to have been mentioned here as a squig on my now deleted Twitter, and this place has kept me sane when Jacko made me cross.
I'm an actual WC, ex pov, diagnosed ADHD and CPTSD having leftie, and having this pulsating buttmunch cosplaying makes me very cross indeed.
Thankspaceyou for all you do. I'll dip back out now and make sure my contributions are meaningful.
Have refrained from posting an origin story so far as I've been BUSY, but wanted to say hello, as I've been grunking here for about a year now.
I was a fan of Jack until I tweeted something about the Katie Hopkins case (cos duck KH) and someone told me to Google for Tattle and Jack, and Teemill. I got distracted by the Vonny threads as a friend used to work with her
but then back here I came to grunk for eternity.I'm pleased to have been mentioned here as a squig on my now deleted Twitter, and this place has kept me sane when Jacko made me cross.
I'm an actual WC, ex pov, diagnosed ADHD and CPTSD having leftie, and having this pulsating buttmunch cosplaying makes me very cross indeed.
Thankspaceyou for all you do. I'll dip back out now and make sure my contributions are meaningful.
She wishes she was as well known as that lizard faced cockend Farage. Still, if her bank accounts were shut down, it would lead to another potentially lucrative beg and maybe even Simon 'almost certainly steals pants from washing lines' Harris could start her a GoFundMe or similar.
Half the reason I’ve been so desperate to join this thread is to rant about how Jack talks about ADHD (amongst many other things
) because as someone who can’t even regularly remember to take my meds, I wouldn‘t blame being so irresponsible with other people’s money on ADHD. I would have been have so anxious about doing something wrong that I’d make sure everything was handled and accounted for and I’d be honest about what was happening and I’d feel so stressed and guilty I wouldn’t be able to function until it was sorted.Jack’s constant denial and blaming everything and everyone else under the sun seems like a whole other issue to me especially as Jack doesn’t seem to feel guilt or inadequacy compared to other adults or any stress about being a good enough parent or worry about any of the things I’ve worried about or seen from the people I know with ADHD. Jack thinks she can do no wrong and seems to only mention ADHD (or any other marginalisation and/or disability) when it can be used as a sort of get out of jail free card or the background for a fake quirky story. It can be hard to watch if you’re trying to manage your own ADHD so I understand not being able to distance yourself from it
The other reason I’ve wanted to join is to ask “WHY ON EARTH CAN’T/WON’TJACK WRITE THANK YOU PROPERLY?” and to say that since I’ve been lurking here, I’ve spotted so many other people who also don’t know how to write “thank you” and now I’m permanently internally screaming like that old man yelling at a cloud meme.
I'm going to put this here because some people just want to see the world burn.
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Trifle defender has replied to that Greenbelt Statement tweet
Is this going to my first real time chaos? Dreams can come true
*Checks it is indeed still Monday ( just ) and NOT a Tuesday
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I really hope trifle defender gets 81 more followers to get her to 10k so she can be unsquigged.
Crikey. I predict some lights off suicide baiting time, which is generally when any fraction of goodwill I might have for her (not much these days) dissipates further. I've worked with some seriously vulnerable people over the years and it gives me such rage that she weaponises this that it really hits a nerve.
@Captainmouse it should NOT publicly display your email however I took the precaution of making a burner one.
Here is a link to The Sloppies. That was actually a lot of fun and I'm open to doing it again this year if time allows.
Here is a link to The Sloppies. That was actually a lot of fun and I'm open to doing it again this year if time allows.
Oh that's another thing. SOME people might say that she bought it as an "investment". Cool. Point me at a pov or working class wage earner (or even middle class wage earner!) who has a spare £7k they can sink into an "investment". Go on. I'll wait.
Seconded.
BIB: Genuinely the only Jack food I ever made.
It worked. It was delicious.
Do you know WHY it worked and was delicious?
Because I tweaked it.
And cooked it properly.
Please ss for those without accounts - Cannot currently view any tweets or pages even with search results link click through, you get the sign in menu and home page feed thingy only.
Well yes, especially if she's still in hiding (using the back door instead of the front) under instruction from the police, having ensured her family
I can't imagine ever dropping 7 grand on a bloody watch, even if I had the disposable income to do so (not even close, lol). But given "You can't plead bloody poverty with a bloody Omega Seamaster on your wrist" it seems to be something of a tradition in Casa Hadj. So poor, much working class.
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