Oh my goodness! I go away for the weekend to have a LOVELY TIME with my WONDERFUL FRIENDS, surrounding myself with LOVE, HUGS and Endless Cups of Tea, and I come back to find I can join the canal!
I've been enjoying watching you all manifest your misery for several months now, and you have had me


on countless occasions, so thankspaceyou!
I became aware of guest around the time of Hopkins. Initially I thought, "excellent, Hopkins is terrible, this is great news!" and left it there really. Then, her posts started appearing more and more in my timeline, and I thought, "oh, I think that's the person that beat Hopkins in court. Okay, cool!". And then...I don't know really. I felt like the "smugification" just got too much (although admittedly at this point I assumed there was far more good than bad going on).
I got disproportionately annoyed when she told the story of how she said thank you to siri on a train platform and a man collapsed in a fit of laughter, children with tears in their eyes brought her bouquets of flowers, and the train passengers gave her a standing ovation. And then not long after, I read awfullymolly and thought, "...oh...".
I have no time for scammers and grifters whatsoever and I think during covid it really became apparent just how many there were. However, few seem to have this level of public profile, which makes me feel really uneasy about the whole situation.
Anyway, delighted to be here. Toot toot!
As an aside, are we anywhere near breaking the record for the longest twitter lockdown? It feels like it has been quite some time now.