My favourite Jack moment was when she ominously suggested a squig with this chap's name was impersonating an officer. Oh happy day.
Jack Monroe #523 Everything she does is pointless busywork that solves nothing
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And of course that was NERDS. Blasted autoAkshually, picturing Geetbo saying - if hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I'll end you.
Nathan Fillion (), Firefly - for the not needs among us.
Didn't she report the account to the "Essex Zeleb Squad"?
'My penz'
Presumably she needed them as she actually pretended she had just written her scathing poem while she was sitting in the audience.
And hidden between her unrulies is her penzil sharpener'My penz'
Presumably she needed them as she actually pretended she had just written her scathing poem while she was sitting in the audience.
Yes, Jane Tennison immediately brought him in for interview while Jean Darblay searched his house.
And Cracker did the forensics for arsecrack pennies
She doesn't actually genuinely enjoy anything, does she? It's all manufactured balls to prop up her curated identity or to prove a point.
I've never understood why she tweets about "living her best life", if you were living your best life, having fun with friends and family, social media would be the last place you have time for. She isn't living her best life, her friends are the herbs in the jars stuck on a Smeg fridge. Such a sad existence.
Hi Jack, great to see you back from the future again, it’s been a while! You must have told your poverty back story a few hundred thousand times by now, I guess, the main thing is that you keep being you and sticking two fingers up at the trolls! Fingers? Whoops, you don’t have any!
Did you move in the end?
Can’t wait for the me-moir. Hope you do an audio book version and perhaps a sung version? Perhaps we can have it beamed straight into our brains in the future? Anyway, catch you soon old pal - good to see your head is living its best life still
She's going to have to unlock soon. Only a few weeks until I'm Still Poor So Keep Sending Cash Day (30 July for those that don't celebrate). There must be some new privation to share as she gets the begging bowl out. Perhaps she can no long afford lint for the tumble drier. Or the stairs of the bungalow have rotted away.
Yeah Jack, sure you were off to a themed party. No way did you dress up for a couple of amateur pictures then take the whole stupid getup off again…
(I wonder if these heels got her close to 5 feet 3.2 inches and how Bambi like the smol pixie was when she managed to get off that chair).
And I’m sure your son found these pictures hilarious, I can hear the raucous laughter from here. God she is just beyond cringe.
Quoting myself (sort of) like a tit, but if this is “Chicago Themed Night”
Then THIS is
early 2000s popstrel Anastacia removes glasses and goes to a circa 1985 high school prom somewhere in rural Illinois. With tit tattoos her mates drew on in felt pen
early 2000s popstrel Anastacia removes glasses and goes to a circa 1985 high school prom somewhere in rural Illinois. With tit tattoos her mates drew on in felt pen
"(I wonder if these heels got her close to 5 feet 3.2 inches and how Bambi like the smol pixie was when she managed to get off that chair)." Depending on how tall she claims she is, 5ft 1.7" or 5ft2.3", she'd be teetering at 5ft 7.7"/5ft 8.3", as high as the Towering Inferno where Elmo lives.
Priorities, eh? Poor lad
Also, has she ever met a pentameter?
Eta: Would like to clarify that I'm not against single mums having 'me time'!
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Quick note to new Frau's and Herr's. The Vonny LeClerc threads are simply delightful. Only three threads in total, but dense with detail.
Check out Vonny for a Caledonian Jack, without the financial gifting.
Thank me for it later.
Check out Vonny for a Caledonian Jack, without the financial gifting.
Thank me for it later.
Well there is a big porkie right there, non-smoker!Question: Which
seeking Jack is the worst
closely followed by hiker, gym rat and sober 
"Painstakingly copied... by the light of the window".. Does she have to make everything sound so bleeping Dickensian? Prententious tank.
And is ‘Flexitarian’ just another way of saying 90% vegan?Well there is a big porkie right there, non-smoker!
ETA: That’s another thing guest doesn‘t understand, to add to the list - percentages
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She’s brazen with the tiffs
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