Jack Monroe #523 Everything she does is pointless busywork that solves nothing

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People who research things have adhd? It's really offensive that tweet. My lad was 6 or7 diagnosed, brilliant. It's not been easy , testosterone and adhd are a minefield in later years when you think it might calm. .
This wasn't jack was it?
No she just replied

I do that. I don't think I have ADHD.
I know lots of people that do that. They're not all ADHD.

What a load of auld saggy ball sacks
Yes, I would like to add (as autistic Frau) that "lol my autism" <insert innocuous thing that everybody does> content is my least favourite content
 
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So dull it's barely even worth shotting, but stop the Twitter silence clock

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I do not have ADHD but I do this all the time. Why do some people (including Jack) attribute normal behaviour to being ADHD?

I can be on the phone and the person I'm talking to mentions an actor; I will be looking them up whilst chatting away. It's more to do with the amount of information at your fingertips on the Internet.
 
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Why you cry?
Twitter die.

And to be fair, yes, I did read dictionaries and encyclopedias as a kid.
Me too. I mean what fresh hell is this? I had my head permanently stuck in encyclopaedias as a child. I'd list all the capital cities in the world, etc. assuming this was all very important stuff to know.

As an adult of the internet age, I too stop things and find myself distracted on IMDB whilst watching a film.

Reader, this is not uncommon in 2023. To not do it IMHO is uncommon.
 
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Often in houses and the owner will say along the lines of 'don't mind my son's marvel figure collection....he's autistic.' 'Excuse my daughter's dinosaur books...she's on the spectrum '. Etc . Normal kid behaviour.
The one that boils my piss is, 'this is my teenager's room, you wouldn't know it was a teenagers would you, it's tidy because they have OCD'. NO THEY bleeping DON'T, THEY'RE JUST TIDY!
 
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Lads! My mum is moving to a flat so getting rid of a lot of stuff. Look what I got!
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EGG RINGS!

She was going through a box of stuff and said ‘I don’t even know what half of this is. What the hell are these for?’
I distracted her and didn’t answer but said I’d take them. These are my inexplicable egg rings. 😎
 
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We don’t see this this post very often, so...

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She just has to elevenerife it, doesn’t she. It could have been ‘The dress is…..and I’ve also used it as a headscarf’ but no, it’s been a scarf-scarf, a poncho, a skirt, a hammock, a sarong, a hang glider, a blanket, the shroud of Turin and a dress. What a bleep. Oh and why don’t we see it in any of the video then, if it’s been so versatile 🙄
 
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My Harold (he’s LEFT because i’m pissed and he went to bed) WERE watching one of our favourite ‘top 100 xxx’ shows on channel 5 and low and behold Guest is on one called ‘When Celebrity Goes Horribly Wrong’ about her case with KH. Nick Ferrari and Chris Tarrant’s son are the experts and it’s so tit it’s quite good. KH makes an appearance. They feature some real classics such as
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I wish everyone would stop bleeping suing everyone.
Dear reader: her trusted lawyer is a man (I think?) hailing from Israel making not a bleeping bean unless he is summoned by the slop gobshite from Saturday to Thursday you guys. Shut up Jack you useless old frying pan.
 
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Lads! My mum is moving to a flat so getting rid of a lot of stuff. Look what I got!
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EGG RINGS!

She was going through a box of stuff and said ‘I don’t even know what half of this is. What the hell are these for?’
I distracted her and didn’t answer but said I’d take them. These are my inexplicable egg rings. 😎
They ~do~ look like tuna tins tbf. She's done her deconstruction/ working back/ fingering lasagna thing, hasn't she? And come up with ❌️🚫NOPE 🚫❌️ but gone with it anyway
 
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I feel like her recipes are for people like Giles and Mary from Gogglebox, who have the time to fan about with weird experimental tit

They are not for someone starting out on their own with very little money.

She's just so . Pointless.

I do hope there is a poster for her Fringe show in Celeryville. I just got a fab new pack of Sharpies!
Fatty roosters Wankel Monroe!
 
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She's not photogenic enough for insta and the long overwrought molasses of her self pity wouldn't work there. Her target audience of late 50s wet wipes aren't on there either. Tik tok is for the yoof, the attractive and the funny. So....yeh.
I think the downfall of Twitter really will be the end of Jack. She's never been arsed to promote herself anywhere other than that. She only really exists on there, where others use multiple formats and have built their brands up quite well. Their income streams won't be hit as much, because they've diversified. All Jack does is shout, and beg for cash on Twitter. Without it, what is she? Sure, there's still the Patreon simps, but they seem to be falling off fairly steadily, and she needs a lot of money to keep up her sideboard habit.
 
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Going back a little to the hair dye post, has she explained how she has stairs in a bungalow? Man I've needed to ask that a while.

Was once a friendly follower of hers but became V suspicious when watching the Suelee stuff live.
 
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Boring update:
Twitter is to crap at the moment but guest is sneaking around in the shadows and has liked 7 tweets today (all highly boring and not worth capturing). Last activity before this was when she liked stablemate Sara’s tweet, yawn
Elon is making changes
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My Harold (he’s LEFT because i’m pissed and he went to bed) WERE watching one of our favourite ‘top 100 xxx’ shows on channel 5 and low and behold Guest is on one called ‘When Celebrity Goes Horribly Wrong’ about her case with KH. Nick Ferrari and Chris Tarrant’s son are the experts and it’s so tit it’s quite good. KH makes an appearance. They feature some real classics such as
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I wish everyone would stop bleeping suing everyone.
Her lawyer, in her inbox 🤔
 
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I do not have ADHD but I do this all the time. Why do some people (including Jack) attribute normal behaviour to being ADHD?

I can be on the phone and the person I'm talking to mentions an actor; I will be looking them up whilst chatting away. It's more to do with the amount of information at your fingertips on the Internet.
Me too, I also go through the alphabet a few times in my head to put a name to a face.
Is there some kind of agenda here? How many people will roll their eyes at this and assume ADHD is over-diagnosed?
 
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Hi Jack, would you like to share any explanations of why you haven't done any work for a while?
Oh, you've been busy on IMDB, exploring little known actor's back catalogues. I see!
Hope you're still finding the time to do much good though! 🥰
 
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My Harold (he’s LEFT because i’m pissed and he went to bed) WERE watching one of our favourite ‘top 100 xxx’ shows on channel 5 and low and behold Guest is on one called ‘When Celebrity Goes Horribly Wrong’ about her case with KH. Nick Ferrari and Chris Tarrant’s son are the experts and it’s so tit it’s quite good. KH makes an appearance. They feature some real classics such as
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I wish everyone would stop bleeping suing everyone.
I wonder if guest donated her enormous award to Migrant Rescue? Or at least 5 grand of it? Or 5p? :unsure:

Answers on a postcard please . . . .
 
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