Jack Monroe #510 Simply The guest

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“Did Jack go raving? She's barely mentioned it.”

Thread title nomination please.
 
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Big fish, little fish, cardboard box. Inexplicable egg, unedible slop .

20 pounds to get in, this is the remix
 
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Being able to orgasm from only one wrist but not the other is just one of many examples of the series of plagues that has befallen Jack throughout life. Lemony Snicket should write about her
 
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Grunking to catch up, and oh dear, with the return of Insta Jack and the festival gig, I should have stayed up all night and gone to three raves followed along in real time.

I feel like there is a very selective definition of "sober" going on here, like drinking alcohol is not OK but consuming other mood-altering substances is fine.

And Simon mate on the hellsite, "she hasn't been criminally charged with anything so she hasn't done anything wrong" - that's an.....interesting take.
 
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Your looooooove
Keeps grifting me higher
Than I've eeeeever
Been grifted before
Summertiiiiiiiime
And the grifting is easyyyyy
Eels are rotting
And the speaker is hiiiiiigh
Oh, your daddy's rich
And your ma's roasties are dire
So hush
Little gay eyes
Don't you cry
 
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Just for newbies who have never seen these pics before JACK HAS NEVER BEEN IN THE SIDEBAR OF SHAME.
She really is so conceited that she thinks everyone fancies her. These pictures were part of a strange era called 'Operation win back Louisa'.
Jack posted many, many pictures in her pants. Some in the garden, some humping sideboards and some writhing around with the kitten. All in attempt to win back her ex fiance who she scared off by being a controlling abuser. (We have Jack's own tweets as proof of this)
 
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And if I remember the Father Ted episode that meme is from, the character saying that line was a dim pop star being chased by his granny fans. IIRC it was more of a dig at the pop star being an eejit than it was at the grans.
 
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Has Jack ever come out and said that she's CLEAN and sober? She says sober over and over again, but I've never seen her say clean or substance-free.
 
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No Jack. You know what the carefully placed text is? An attempt to disguise the fact you've photoshopped your waist. What gives it away is the chair bending inwards around your stomach. HTH!
 
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Jack, do some more vids like this, please x

Jack refers to her adolescent son as an oddball who calls her mama. On an open profile for all his friends to see.

He must have done something to really piss her off to have her do that to him.
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