Jack Monroe #509 The Silence of the Scams.

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What did she blend her eyeshadow with, her foot?

in today's episode of These Narc Cunts are All The Same, my former friend can often be found on social media comparing herself to Pamela Anderson or Marilyn Monroe without irony. Everyone laughs but nobody calls her out because she'll launch a hate campaign against you while simultaneously blaming you for her anxiety/depression/ptsd/fibro/arthritis/latest suicide attempt.

And that headlock "friendship" picture gave me flashbacks... every photo of us was like that to create this sense of over-familiarity because she could not keep a female friend. Like get the fuck off me you parasite.
 
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On this day in history...

2020. Jack revealed her unnaturally white teeth were because of Superdrug's charcoal toothpaste.



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I always thought this was such an unflattering pic of her yet she used it on every platform lol

Jodie, avoiding stepping on this lady's Rug of Doom.

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Mad to think she was 27 here when she has the dress sense of a 45 year old.
 
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I always thought this was such an unflattering pic of her yet she used it on every platform lol


Mad to think she was 27 here when she has the dress sense of a 45 year old.
She's like a kind of weird out of sync Benjamin Button, sometimes she looks like a 14 year old and sometimes she looks like methuselah.
 
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I know we’ll be honouring dear heart Tina with the next TT, but this would have been an excellent thread title. Nearly made me spit tea on the baby from laughing, WARNED.
I have faith a ninny can make a baguette pun fit with the second line of simply the best… simply the guest breadier than all the rest is all have and it’s crap but someone will make a perfect one, I just know!
 
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I've said it before and I'll say it again - it's the mockery that will truly irk her narc soul, not the outright hostility.
Yes! She takes herself very seriously. She's dour, pompous and humourless. Any phony self deprecation is supposed to lead to reassurances of how fabulous she is. Any joke is stolen or so convoluted you lose the punchline. Mockery will enrage her.
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Jodie, avoiding stepping on this lady's Rug of Doom.

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Isnt Jodie bi? Bet she tried to throw it on her
 
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She seems to have tried to remodel herself as some sort of Dr Doolittle (should get on well with our own Dr Dofuckall) with about 7 million broken animals. Only she gets her fanny out on the internet too
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fucking deceased.
We do need a reaction on here
 
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Jack's not gettin' up
And she's not going out
Grab her socks
by the throat and shout

Gotta scam it
Patreon gets a share
Griftin' bread out
of some dosy mares


(If you get this reference... We can be friends... And you old... )
 
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Re: all the endless compliment fishing selfies, whilst screaming low self-esteem and self-hatred...

Goddess grant me the low self-esteem and self-hatred of Jack Monroe
 
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Will that mean she becomes known as the grifter formerly known as Jack Monroe?
 
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I think courts are fairly lenient when it comes to people's legal names, especially if they've been using them for years. And given that Jack's also comes from a folk song then I'd suggest Marvel would be barking up the wrong tree if they tried to prevent it being used for anything (outside of comic books and superhero films, obviously).
 
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always be yourself, unless you can be the lovechild of cherie blair and a shark

 
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Agreed and it’s also a “normal” name (as in there are literally millions of Jacks around and Monroe while not Smith level common is still a known and legitimate surname) - it’s not like someone changing their name to Spider Man and then attempting to release comic books where you might side eye it.
 
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I see Chris Packham (who has an official autism diagnosis) has just won a libel case. Countdown to guest claiming she receives faeces (as opposed to creating them) and having a car (not a Tesla) set on fire outside the bungamansion in 3…2…1…
 
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