Topline: Jack Monroe opened May 2023 with
428 paying Patreon subscribers. Where she hides the revenue she takes we've had to
estimate this to be worth £5.3k, using Olia Hercules' average per subscriber fee of £14.12 and subtracting worst case platform fees of 12%. We once again implore Jack to unhide her revenue so we can accurately report on this!
Jack is
down 6.1% month on month, losing 32 subs and gaining just 4 in month, netting off at a loss of 28 subscribers. This is the
8th consecutive month of losses, and has been pointed out by our wise mavens as one of the worst she's had - maybe it was the Tina Turner guest pics that did it? Optimistic that we'll see even higher losses in June 2023 opening just as there's 3 bank hols in this month so maybe ppl will review their bank statements a bit more!
On Nigella - she's still
1.8 * pre-Nigella promo, but if you look at the first row for Feb 2021 when our records began she was at 346 paying subs, she's only at 1.2 * that level. This is a super slow, gentle, soft cancellation but rest assured it's happening. Those 2 hours spent pretending to be a chess genius could have been better spent trying to retain some of ur passive income hun!
Please let me know if you have any questions/suggestions. And thank you for reading this - I do really appreciate it cos this is a fun little project.