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Same. I was very often the only girl in my age group at the sport I did.
I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't happen.
When I think of guest, sometimes I'm reminded of those Fairytale of New York lyrics:
I could have been someone
Well so could anyone!
Don’t forget long yomps with content, plus hours at the grooming cafe
Again Jack is deliberately missing the underlying point, that she’s taking up space from a working-class woman who could actually cook and would love the opportunity to make a profile and money out of cooking. Jack you massive ignorant lying cosplaying bellend.
Yeah I remember my school searching for volunteers to attend certain county sports events, just so they could have a representative there. It doesn’t mean they were any good.
Hang on, I think a wee reality check is needed regarding the county chess player.
This is someone who, as an adult, speaks of winning a book token at school - there’s no way she was playing chess at a competitive level at that age. It’s clearly been, as another frau has said, a school competition, hence the teacher being involved for transport etc.
This is someone who, as an adult, speaks of winning a book token at school - there’s no way she was playing chess at a competitive level at that age. It’s clearly been, as another frau has said, a school competition, hence the teacher being involved for transport etc.
Much as it turns my stomach to remember, didn't she describe her pumble fumble with Burger Boy as "softly deliciously falling in love with my best friend" or some such guff. And here we have yet another "best friend" of ambiguous status who she just went away with. Jack changes BFFs like a power crazed 12 year old. Also,breadcrumbing much? twit. Keep your private life private idiot
DH played sports and music at city and county level, neither of these things are part of his personality as an adult.
I don't even care if the chess story's true. Fact is, it's just sad when you need to reach that far back to find an accomplishment. Is there literally nothing from the past 2-3 decades that makes her proud? No achievements at all? It's kind of depressing when you peak at 'school book token'.
At least three separate times that I can remember.
ie; £5k to £10k to write a pov quiche recipe; attend a few events and be available for x amount of interviews.
Trouble is all of her recent achievements are tainted with failure/lies :
TV slots - terrible
Highly paid social media collabs - awful
Latest book - dire
Fundraising work - potentially fraudulent
Campaigning - non-existent
She's been to some award ceremonies, a photo opp and a fancy dinner with Google. Such an intrepid campaigner.
She has to go that far back either find something she's actually done or that no one can prove was a lie/not as she said.
Exactly, it’s absolutely possible that she did play for the county but it means duck all lol, you don’t have to be good if you’re playing at under 14s county level. Also yeah, she definitely has some sort of hang up about her intelligence / academic achievements if she’s still bragging about playing chess as a child
.Yes, exactly. All her recent 'achievements' are nothing to be proud about and she's too lazy to make an effort to improve.
I know not everyone has a maternal instinct, but you'd think her son would be higher on the list. I mean, she literally made a human and yet it's the book token that brings her a sense of achievement. She's definitely the type who'd be jealous of her kid's success.
Oh guest and her new/old "pawn star" with their "1am finishes" is giving me the absolute boak.Cool story guest
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And like duck did she not get paid by the Guardian for that interview. Like duck.
I bet she played "for the county" in the same way I played recorder for the county in Middle school. I went to the County music festival and did so badly that despite a "all must win prizes" mentality there was no level of certificate for my single figure marks so I was given a piece of A4 with "thank you for taking part and doing your best" written on it.
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No, we've been "invited" to as a modernisation that feels like turning the clock back somehow. It just makes me laugh - once the nobles would kneel and pledge their lives and service, which had a point in a feudal, militaristic society - and now a whole lot of nans and flag-bedecked middle class people will put their scones down and solemnly pledge allegiance to their tellies. You couldn't make it up.
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I’m glad the collabs have dried up. That’s the main source of work for an influencer. She never put in any effort to them anyway. I follow a few people who consistently get these jobs and put the work in every time.
Going to award shows is such a has been activity. Especially when it’s your mates award show. Hilarious.
Going to award shows is such a has been activity. Especially when it’s your mates award show. Hilarious.
Maybe she doesn't like how she looks on photos so doesn't pose well for them?
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