Jack Monroe #498 Bootlickcook

[WoolyMammoth]

She's just retweeted the mavens tweet. Lights

It's a funny one as I've never felt the need to tell anyone I'm having a great life. My happiness is good enough for me. I don't need anyone's approval or envy or agreement. "The end "

 

[hoopdedoo]

How do you "hang out" with a "best friend" nearly every day for two years and only now find out they like chess?

I'd be willing to bet that this "best friend" is something like https://www.chess.com/play/computer

 

[NellieBoo]

She's said 'he' to get the neckbeards rubbing their thighs and rustling their crisp packets after the last few days of the Twitter bin fire.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Is that Richard Wattis?

I'm quite sure it's Leslie Howard.

 

[Saltfish84]

She's just retweeted the mavens tweet. Lights

Countdown to “bad mentals” in 10, 9, 8……

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Chest Guest

 

[NellieBoo]

Countdown to “bad mentals” in 10, 9, 8……

No. I don't think she can pull that one any more. Agent Adrian won't allow it.

 

[Ms Biscuit]

She's just retweeted the mavens tweet. Lights

It's a funny one as I've never felt the need to tell anyone I'm having a great life. My happiness is good enough for me. I don't need anyone's approval or envy or agreement. "The end "

What the actual duck? How long ago was it that she had all her imaginary friends rotating shifts at the bungamansion to make sure she didn't unalive herself? Two days, three?

 

[I'm not actually here]

Just been away for the weekend, huh?

 

[House of Carbonara]

Elasticated waistbands are amazing. There. I said it. And I'm not talking about that silly ribbing topped elastication. Proper thick, sturdy elastic for me, thank(space)you. See also, slip on shoes. And clothes with pockets.

With you 100%. Two years from abdominal surgery (×2), still cannot wear anything too tight. And I got large, so there's that. Not making assumptions regarding your size, tender heart, just stating the fact that my backside is currently the size of Brasil.
Also, accidentally bought pyjama bottoms with POCKETS, and I don't know how I ever managed before.

I would spoiler, but my phone hates Tattle, soz.

 

[Jelly Bean]

How strange As recently as February guest and SB were playing chess - yet daily-visiting best friend did not see this and wasn't aware of it. And didn't read guest's twitter to discover her child prodigy skillz.

(thanks to @VeniVidiVicki for ss)

 

[I'm not actually here]

Knows him so well that they only discovered recently they both like chess. The fantasy is being woven thick and fast this eve. Oh look, it's Tuesday!!!

 

[Potatoes O’Houlihan]

Not sure if we’ve grabbed this so just in case:

 

[noweverythingsucks]

I'd be willing to bet that this "best friend" is something like https://www.chess.com/play/computer

My boyfriend uses the chess.com app. Is he chess friend?

 

[House of Carbonara]

And yet again with the "a very close friend" and "I played for the county as a kid" lies and nonsense.

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I was about to go to bed...
So that's the new Burger Boy, then?

 

[noweverythingsucks]

She's just retweeted the mavens tweet. Lights

It's a funny one as I've never felt the need to tell anyone I'm having a great life. My happiness is good enough for me. I don't need anyone's approval or envy or agreement. "The end "

But her friends have to know when they can call off the vigil and have some time off from gently scooping Jack up and making endless cups of tea.

 

[Potatoes O’Houlihan]

Adding this in reply to Dr Squig:

 

[I'm not actually here]

Not sure if we’ve grabbed this so just in case:
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Archived https://archive.is/GIU6s

 

[Jelly Bean]

I presume the weekend away was London after the DIVA awards. When on Saturday morning she said she looked 'dangerous and delicious' or whatever foulness it was

 

[NellieBoo]

With you 100%. Two years from abdominal surgery (×2), still cannot wear anything too tight. And I got large, so there's that. Not making assumptions regarding your size, tender heart, just stating the fact that my backside is currently the size of Brasil.
Also, accidentally bought pyjama bottoms with POCKETS, and I don't know how I ever managed before.

I would spoiler, but my phone hates Tattle, soz.

Ooh no. It's fine. I'm built like a female Danny Devito . duck it, is what I say. I come from a family of women who are smol, slender and frankly sexy until we reach mid 30's and then we go 'POOF'. Wide load. Can't fight genetics.