Jack Monroe #498 Bootlickcook

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She's just retweeted the mavens tweet. Lights 💡

It's a funny one as I've never felt the need to tell anyone I'm having a great life. My happiness is good enough for me. I don't need anyone's approval or envy or agreement. "The end 😡"
 
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She's said 'he' to get the neckbeards rubbing their thighs and rustling their crisp packets after the last few days of the Twitter bin fire.
 
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She's just retweeted the mavens tweet. Lights 💡

It's a funny one as I've never felt the need to tell anyone I'm having a great life. My happiness is good enough for me. I don't need anyone's approval or envy or agreement. "The end 😡"
What the actual duck? How long ago was it that she had all her imaginary friends rotating shifts at the bungamansion to make sure she didn't unalive herself? Two days, three?
 
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Elasticated waistbands are amazing. There. I said it. And I'm not talking about that silly ribbing topped elastication. Proper thick, sturdy elastic for me, thank(space)you. See also, slip on shoes. And clothes with pockets.
With you 100%. Two years from abdominal surgery (×2), still cannot wear anything too tight. And I got large, so there's that.😁 Not making assumptions regarding your size, tender heart, just stating the fact that my backside is currently the size of Brasil.
Also, accidentally bought pyjama bottoms with POCKETS, and I don't know how I ever managed before.

I would spoiler, but my phone hates Tattle, soz.
 
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How strange 🤔 As recently as February guest and SB were playing chess - yet daily-visiting best friend did not see this and wasn't aware of it. And didn't read guest's twitter to discover her child prodigy skillz.

(thanks to @VeniVidiVicki for ss)

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Knows him so well that they only discovered recently they both like chess. The fantasy is being woven thick and fast this eve. Oh look, it's Tuesday!!!
 
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She's just retweeted the mavens tweet. Lights 💡

It's a funny one as I've never felt the need to tell anyone I'm having a great life. My happiness is good enough for me. I don't need anyone's approval or envy or agreement. "The end 😡"
But her friends have to know when they can call off the vigil and have some time off from gently scooping Jack up and making endless cups of tea.
 
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I presume the weekend away was London after the DIVA awards. When on Saturday morning she said she looked 'dangerous and delicious' or whatever foulness it was :sick:
 
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With you 100%. Two years from abdominal surgery (×2), still cannot wear anything too tight. And I got large, so there's that.😁 Not making assumptions regarding your size, tender heart, just stating the fact that my backside is currently the size of Brasil.
Also, accidentally bought pyjama bottoms with POCKETS, and I don't know how I ever managed before.

I would spoiler, but my phone hates Tattle, soz.
Ooh no. It's fine. I'm built like a female Danny Devito 😂. duck it, is what I say. I come from a family of women who are smol, slender and frankly sexy 😂 until we reach mid 30's and then we go 'POOF'. Wide load. Can't fight genetics.
 
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