And yet again with the "a very close friend" and "I played for the county as a kid" lies and nonsense.
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She really is a vile parent isn’t she? I remember my dad being proud as punch when I eventually got good enough to beat him at chess. With her, it’s the opposite.
I don't dislike the person I mentioned, I know nothing about them. I was just being witchy about elasticated waists on view in public.
I have trousers with elasticated waists. Well, one pair, barring jogging bottoms. I make sure this fact is hidden when wearing them because I'm a judgemental snob.
Ooh, it's Tuesday tomorrow
I don't think her chess ability is the reason people don't want to come round and play chess with her.
Same as nobody wants to come and ice skate on my garden pond with me. It isn't because I'm a dead set for the winter Olympics. Why won't anyone try
She's going to be sitting on a throne?
Poor lad probably hasn't been able to get a word in edgeways last couple of years. What with the honking etc. So, she has only just heard him say, for the 99th zillion time... I. Play. Chess.
Did someone mention a walrus?
I'm seeing
But I'm feeling 'go well fraus, make slop and pals' 🤍
*yours a not thread popo*
But I'm feeling 'go well fraus, make slop and pals' 🤍
*yours a not thread popo*
Is the pond actually frozen over? (I've spent too damned long on here - I've stopped believing anything!!!)I don't think her chess ability is the reason people don't want to come round and play chess with her.
Same as nobody wants to come and ice skate on my garden pond with me. It isn't because I'm a dead set for the winter Olympics. Why won't anyone try
How does hanging out with someone almost every day fit with lights on/lights off? I'm sure she said something about being alone in last weeks huff as there was mithering about where SB was.
ETA she said alone at nights. Still, she spends a lot of time socialising for someone with crippling depression, 12 hours of AA and 100 hours of work every week and a kid.
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My dad taught me when I was about 5. For a few years he had to tolerate me moving every piece like the queen. Must have driven him slowly mad. He used to let me win. But by about 11 I was beating him using the "proper" rules. And he was genuinely chuffed. Must have been far better than watching me try and diagonally move a rook to take a queen and shout checkmate when his king was miles away.
Ok? no one cares.
Also, played for the county yet it takes her 2,5h to complete just one game? I beg you duck off.
Of course. It's how I became extinct. Everything froze over?
Did she manage to play chess for the county before the teacher started the abuse, which made her quit chess club? The timeline gets hazy, I forget what she said.
I played a while ago, it lasted 90 mins. First game for both of us in decades. Reckon I could easy knock her king over (not a euphemism)
I played a while ago, it lasted 90 mins. First game for both of us in decades. Reckon I could easy knock her king over (not a euphemism)
I thought the whole "played for the county" tit had been debunked months ago? If not where's the link, guest? Seem to recall somebody forensically went through the County records.
Re: Linda’s expression. She is capable of smiling, apparently. But for some reason these days she always does that clenched-jaw chewing-her-lip thing which does make her look like she’s spoiling for a fight IMO.
Better than 6 hours.
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But what if that was a lie and there was no ice.... Not even in the Smeg(s)? Just.... Eels.
It's just not ok, is it? The correct response, if she really feels she has to engage, is something like 'You taught him well!'
Did we have Queens Gambit cosplay last time Chess Guest appeared, or if not do we think we will get it soon ( we know Guest loves a hot take )
I regret to inform Celerytown residents, comedy fans and Fringe lovers that Jack has bothered the Fringe with her presence many times. PR Vix took up stand up, a Frau saw Jack pissed in a bar being obnoxious to everyone, there are a few Fringe tales.
They’re non-binary and go by they/them as I discovered on my little rabbit hole… and I think they might just have a case of resting smug face (I personally have resting sad face).
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