Jack Monroe #498 Bootlickcook

[Jelly Bean]

New friend isn't her blurry spud face chum who accompanied her to that gig is it? (Not describing him rudely btw, but the appalling vaseline filter she used ).
Amazing all her family and friends have so much time on their hands to gently, softly, be at her side to help her out of smol dark holes and play chess daily

 

[I'm not actually here]

Isn't LinkedIn a fun place to play?!!! Lol. Not taking action, just looking. that must be allowed!

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

Big Dave got a medal for ‘hard work’ the other day btw.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Isn't LinkedIn a fun place to play?!!! Lol. Not taking action, just looking. that must be allowed!

Yeah the thing is you have to activate your invisible cloak coz it’s easy for people there to find out who has viewed the profile
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Big Dave got a medal for ‘hard work’ the other day btw.

For being related to Jack?

 

[keyser666]

Archived. https://archive.is/wip/bxM6b

Because this is a person who pontificated /advised on the Hellsite about how best to monetise articles etc and get the best rates from the press and as an author and speaker IIRC.

Time to get your stories straight, guest. Did The Graun pay you or not? Did you pay your own way to the Big Help Out photo shoot, or not? Did your agent get your travel expenses from the client and reimburse you?

You can't even get out of bed when people are hammering your door down for interviews. Were you paid to lie in a bath tub, or not? Or did you just do it for the free scran in a pub with a card-carrying (fellow) journo?

Your lies are seriously beginning to unravel, love, and it won't be long before somebody with connections in your 6 degrees puts 2 and 2 together and exposes you once and for all.

We like column inches..... Get paid for them, even if you don't.

I don’t know if you saw my post above where she has her tip jar out in the page which is monetising the recipe

 

[I'm not actually here]

Attention: guest, dude, last time you posted this, it was how many hours later that you were in the slough Southend of Despond?!
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Yeah the thing is you have to activate your invisible cloak coz it’s easy for people there to find out who has viewed the profile
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Not Jack, somebody close to her mutuals, so all good. Thx for the reminder though.


For being related to Jack?

 

[HotesTilaire]

Yes she said she played chess for the county
No her name isn’t recorded on any of the county chess records
Have you seen Terminator? Obviously SkyChessNet sent a machine from the future to erase her name so she could never reach her destiny and defeat Chess Supercomputer Deep Slop

 

[noweverythingsucks]

Dr squig is great, she's got an actual working class background, and an actual PHD, and is using that to destigmatise poverty. She is the antithesis of poverty cosplayer Jack reinforcing negative stereotypes and stealing the space of people who have actually experienced it.

 

[NellieBoo]

Just a mither as a maven of misery - does there come a point where an agent who is all 'Yesssssss, we can turn this around' and has many conversations like 'We've talked about this, please don't. That is not what we discussed' gets to 'I can't help you'?

 

[I'm not actually here]

I don’t know if you saw my post above where she has her tip jar out in the page which is monetising the recipe

She can't lie straight in effing bed.

 

[DisgruntledGoat]

Seems Garry Kasparov is lying again saying that her coronation slop recipe on her blog is not monetised but she has her PayPal beg tin link on it

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She’s omitting the fact that she put out a tip jar rattle over a year ago to get the website “fixed” and plenty of people donated. Then she simply left it “broken” so HMRC didn’t have proof of ad revenue when she was winding up On A Bootstrap Ltd and pocketed the money. We have the receipts.

 

[I'm not actually here]

Yes she said she played chess for the county
No her name isn’t recorded on any of the county chess records
Have you seen Terminator? Obviously SkyChessNet sent a machine from the future to erase her name so she could never reach her destiny and defeat Chess Supercomputer Deep Slop

Absolute splutter!!!! If I had had tea, it would have been spat!!!

 

[HotesTilaire]

She’s omitting the fact that she put out a tip jar rattle over a year ago to get the website “fixed” and plenty of people donated. Then she simply left it “broken” so HMRC didn’t have proof of ad revenue when she was winding up On A Bootstrap Ltd and pocketed the money. We have the receipts.

In media

 

[I'm not actually here]

She’s omitting the fact that she put out a tip jar rattle over a year ago to get the website “fixed” and plenty of people donated. Then she simply left it “broken” so HMRC didn’t have proof of ad revenue when she was winding up On A Bootstrap Ltd and pocketed the money. We have the receipts.

She doesn't have enough traffic to make any money from ads anyway she doesn't understand the difference between page views, unique visitors etc. She'd make less than the cost of the flour per quiche in ad revenue.

ETA, pls feel very sorry for my colleagues tomorrow when I start spouting Cost of Flour per Quiche instead of CPM etc in the meetings this week!
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Just a mither as a maven of misery - does there come a point where an agent who is all 'Yesssssss, we can turn this around' and has many conversations like 'We've talked about this, please don't. That is not what we discussed' gets to 'I can't help you'?

Next week?!

 

[hoopdedoo]

Just a mither as a maven of misery - does there come a point where an agent who is all 'Yesssssss, we can turn this around' and has many conversations like 'We've talked about this, please don't. That is not what we discussed' gets to 'I can't help you'?

We saw it happen with Rosemary and "love your kettle! See you at our appointment later today".

 

[HotesTilaire]

Website fix beg - there were more

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Found some patreon ones

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

guest is having a great time lads.

I wonder when the monopoly with Martin Lewis is?

 

[I'm not actually here]

https://whatwpthemeisthat.com enter cookingonabootstrap.com to see for yourself how utterly basic her site is. 2 plug-ins and an outdated theme. A 5 year old could fix it between one marmite soldier being dipped into the boiled egg and the next.

 

[streby]

She can't lie straight in effing bed.

Because she sleeps on a sofa!

 

[I'm not actually here]

guest, the canal have receipts. I know it is Tuesday and your "day off" (when you traditionally entertain us), but the tide is turning. You can't get away with this scam/con/lying/grift much longer.

There is far too much evidence. And we have Val, Marm, Hotes and many others who have created and maintained the wiki. Who do you have?

(Have I mentioned yet this eve just how much she is pissing me off?!)