Jack Monroe #498 Bootlickcook

[noweverythingsucks]

Ok? no one cares.
Also, played for the county yet it takes her 2,5h to complete just one game? I beg you duck off.

Its 8 minute games on the chess app! She thinks that makes it sound like they're good at it but it doesn't .

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She actually looks nice in that second one. If fraus hadn't spilt tea on her dodgy business pursuits I'd be more inclined to like her.

 

[bizwizz89]

Oh please don’t tell me this is the chess-version of Burger Boy.
It might be time for a Chesstity belt instead, guest.

 

[hoopdedoo]

Did we have Queens Gambit cosplay last time Chess Guest appeared, or if not do we think we will get it soon ( we know Guest loves a hot take )

not really looking forward to the Peaky Blinders/Queen's Gambit crossover outfit for the next "fancy dress party".

 

[BubbleDuck]

I regret to inform Celerytown residents, comedy fans and Fringe lovers that Jack has bothered the Fringe with her presence many times. PR Vix took up stand up, a Frau saw Jack pissed in a bar being obnoxious to everyone, there are a few Fringe tales.

PR vix taking up stand up was Mark Watson’s fault btw, via decaders. She sometimes still posts on the discord and I have to stop myself asking about her time with Jack

 

[I'm not actually here]

I regret to inform Celerytown residents, comedy fans and Fringe lovers that Jack has bothered the Fringe with her presence many times. PR Vix took up stand up, a Frau saw Jack pissed in a bar being obnoxious to everyone, there are a few Fringe tales.

Roll on August when we retell them all!!!

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

How does hanging out with someone almost every day fit with lights on/lights off? I'm sure she said something about being alone in last weeks huff as there was mithering about where SB was.


ETA she said alone at nights. Still, she spends a lot of time socialising for someone with crippling depression, 12 hours of AA and 100 hours of work every week and a kid.

She’ll be claiming the chess playing is because “they’re all so worried about my mental health they don’t want to leave me alone for longer than x hours.”

 

[Hollaaa]

Oh not the chess again. She's really not like other guests, is she?

 

[WoolyMammoth]

Better than 6 hours.
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But what if that was a lie and there was no ice.... Not even in the Smeg(s)? Just.... Eels.

Unfortunately, because I am a mammoth, I lack the critical thinking skills necessary to detect anything more than the most blatant and ill considered fairy tales.

Which is how I made it here.

 

[I'm not actually here]

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Oh please don’t tell me this is the chess-version of Burger Boy.
It might be time for a Chesstity belt instead, guest.

BIB thread title nomination pls!

Damn, too early.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Wow. Does she have any idea how she sounds? It's a yikes from me

 

[Madonna_Claws]

Edited to be rude innuendo-laden accurate

 

[BlendedSlop]

Is this new Chess Friend the duck buddy "undefinable special person in my life" or whatever balls she was breadcrumbing the other day? The person most of us assumed was Linda?

Is he also the spiritual male friend she was getting up at 6am to scamper across MOD land with? The labourer who was lodging with her for a handful of tweets then never mentioned again? Mr Potato Head/Arcade Fire gig bodyguard? Matt Gloss? Or the oldest friend she was gently tenderly deliciously falling in love with after Old Harold LEFT? Or was that Burger Boy? Are these potential love interests she keeps soft-launching all the same person?

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Wow. Does she have any idea how she sounds? It's a yikes from me

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Nasty narc, this truly sums up the real Guest.

 

[WoolyMammoth]

Can we call the new/old friend Chessney Honks, please?

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Roll on August when we retell them all!!!

No need to wait that long, I like my tea hot for example.

 

[I'm not actually here]

Is this new Chess Friend the duck buddy "undefinable special person in my life" or whatever balls she was breadcrumbing the other day? The person most of us assumed was Linda?

Is he also the spiritual male friend she was getting up at 6am to scamper across MOD land with? The labourer who was lodging with her for a handful of tweets then never mentioned again? Mr Potato Head/Arcade Fire gig bodyguard? Or the oldest friend she was gently tenderly deliciously falling in love with after Old Harold LEFT? Or was that Burger Boy? Are these potential love interests she keeps soft-launching all the same person?

Omg. Poor lad. He's been turned into multiple personalities. Is he OH 2.0 without an online presence... And doesn't know? Is this why she can only tweet whilst on the loo... So he doesn't know what she is saying about him?

ETA - and all these years he presumed it was just a result of her eating her own slop that she vanished for ages to one of the bathrooms. Poor chap.

 

[Tabitha D]

She actually looks nice in that second one. If fraus hadn't spilt tea on her dodgy business pursuits I'd be more inclined to like her.

Maybe that was before she got entangled with Jack.

 

[Ms Biscuit]

How do you "hang out" with a "best friend" nearly every day for two years and only now find out they like chess?

 

[MaineCoonMama]

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Ah, the return of chess Jack.

Sorry if this has been said but if this person you hang out with nearly every day is one of your best friends, surely you'd have discussed chess before?
Such a weak lie, Shelby Munroe.

ETA Snap, @Ms Biscuit

 

[Madonna_Claws]

No need to wait that long, I like my tea hot for example.

Is that Richard Wattis?