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6 months since she posted that apology. I didn't really believe she would leave it that long. Is it the only post there has ever been? She has been living her best life several times in the last 6 months so she cannot claim the inactivity is due to her mental health.
 
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Maybe I’m just turning into an old woman who shouts at clouds, but people who were born in the 90s or 2000s wearing these T shirts feels like, I dunno, not exactly cultural appropriation, but something in that ballpark.
I know what you mean. Especially since most of them are the kind who wouldn’t give a tit about supporting striking workers nowadays.
 
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6 months since she posted that apology. I didn't really believe she would leave it that long. Is it the only post there has ever been? She has been living her best life several times in the last 6 months so she cannot claim the inactivity is due to her mental health.
There had been other posts, which she deleted when she posted that one. I think the other ones were a mix of similar apologies and discount codes for her shops, one of which is mostly empty and the other one of which doesn't work.
 
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Ugh! The photos are bad enough- I’m not sure I could face a video as well
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Leggy must have been desperate to get it on with guest if this was the state of the carbonara guest was “creating” a mere month before she was dishing up the real life Come to Bed Sex Pasta Carbonara of Seduction to Ol Legster. Like, WTF am I even looking at here? It’s…so wrong. And the is the “styled” version
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ETA: is that an inexplicable egg eel in the “curry” at the top?
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Imagine how would it feel to cook for a trained chef when all you know is how to make non descript 'curries' by flinging anything you find in the fridge with a teaspoon of spice and no seasoning...🤦‍♀️
Also, I doubt very much her fakeaways are that much cheaper, because we know the way she costs recipes is rubbish. Just my opinion, obvs.
 
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🍉 Frauen, I mentioned a while ago I know someone who knows someone who is involved with a national newspaper, on the food side of the house. Commissions writers for features etc. The intel I had at the time was that guest was 'unreliable, bad tempered, and treated people horribly'.

I have just had this re-confirmed and that the person point-blank refuses to commission anything from guest now. The paper has apparently 'cut all ties' because guest was too volatile, had lots of angry outbursts about things, and was a nightmare to work with.

Looking at their website I don't think guest has written/been featured in this outlet since 2020 so I am inclined to think this tea is true!

ETA - removed some details as potentially too much 🍉 🍉 🍉
 
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Do you think she gets a notification every time a card payment fails or a subscriber hits that "unsubscribe" button? Imagine, every time her email pings, it's notification of yet another reduction in her income during a cost of living crisis.

And we know she reads here, and we've given her loads of advice on how she can rescue this patreon and make it work for both her and her subscribers so she provides what they're paying for, but no. It's, IMHO, a symptom of how she's stuck in perpetual adolescent resentment, only instead of refusing to tidy her room and take the bins out, she's refusing to provide the rewards that people are entitled to expect in exchange for the money they send her every month.

I bet she hasn't put aside any of the annual payments so she ony spends 1/12th of it to smooth her income over the year, either.
I’m not gonna help the dumb dumb out by detailing it but there’s SO much she could do & entirely automate to retain those schmucks donating monthly just by daring to learn something (anything! We beg!) herself or paying someone/a platform that’ll do it for her.

Instead she’s now going through her 8th consecutive month of losses because they’ve not heard so much as a hello from her since what, the apology ahead of her book pre order launching? 🫠 fool!
 
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On the hell site, one of the things I am enjoying is how much of the criticism is from accounts I’ve never seen before.
She's a busted flush. If she had any talent she could pivot to something else, some sort of lifestyle blogging but she's so unlikeable with the snotty snippiness and giving it the big I am it'd never work.
I agree. My community was destroyed by Thatcher & it irks me to say the least that somebody is wearing that T-shirt & probably has no bloody idea about it's history, & the effect it's still having. 😠
And Big Lin would chastise those brave men and women who did Lesbians and Gays support the miners as phobic for their same sex attraction.
 
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Trying desperately to keep up and failing, because I am BUSY, OK?

I want to ask why Jake and Hannah Graf are at a DIVA event?

Jake is a trans man married to a trans woman. Now whatever your views, GC or otherwise, these are two people of opposite sex in an opposite gender relationship.

In what way do they fit into the Lesbian community? Neither of them identify as lesbian. In fact neither of them identify as gay. Jake identifies as a straight man, Hannah as a straight woman.

Oh yes, they are besties with Big L, so it doesn't matter.
 
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I see Cold War Steve has produced a Coronation Triptych. As usual there is a big village of the ‘good people’. Kit is there, I will now ruin my eyesight looking for guest.
insert <please don’t be there gif>
 
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The girl in the blue suit is annoying me immensely. I have no idea who she is, but I just know she’s going to be offended by EVERYTHING.
I’m going to be super witchy here and suggest that the Essex celebrity squad fashion police need to step in urgently. If you had told me this photo was taken in 1997 I would believe you.
LJC looks lovely though
 
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I’m going to be super witchy here and suggest that the Essex celebrity squad fashion police need to step in urgently. If you had told me this photo was taken in 1997 I would believe you.
LJC looks lovely though
LJC looks good, but the trainers really do ruin it. Even a decent pair of loafers would have been better.
 
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There’s more than just portrait mode in the after picture, that’s the point Ariel makes. She’s even done the old airbrushing out of the earrings.
Ariel says it’s wrong to claim ‘it’s just good make up’ when it’s clearly a filter.
I believe both were portrait mode but the after photo had an extra filter on it.
If you ramp the background blur up in portrait mode, it does start blurring things like earrings (and glasses etc). The first one was probably “taken” in portrait mode but definitely doesn’t have the effect applied at all, the background is too crisp and she’s almost certainly too close to the camera for it to kick in (on an iPhone, android is different I think).
 
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LJC makes a living through hard hitting docs and exposé yet she supports phoneys like LR and Jack and is happy to be seen doing so 🧐 Dispatches needs to get their eyeballs on these grifters.
 
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I wonder if guest had what looks like a bucket load more botox after her spat with Ariel. Since she can't use a filter willy nilly now 😂 Probably why we didn't get a 'just off to meet friends old and new' selfie pre DIVA awards.

(When does her legal regress against Anderson and Daubney run out? Must be only a couple of weeks now).
 
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LJC makes a living through hard hitting docs and exposé yet she supports phoneys like LR and Jack and is happy to be seen doing so 🧐 Dispatches needs to get their eyeballs on these grifters.
Yeah I was literally just looking at that photo again and thinking it's really not a great look for someone with a job like Louisa's to be accepting an award from someone I think is, uh, very dodgy in a number of ways, and have photographic evidence of that kind of 'relationship'. It's one of those photos that could possibly come back to haunt you.
 
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I see Cold War Steve has produced a Coronation Triptych. As usual there is a big village of the ‘good people’. Kit is there, I will now ruin my eyesight looking for guest.
insert <please don’t be there gif>
Quoting myself like the mendacious ninny I am but I can’t see her and the photo of Kit de Waal he uses looks a little like the one where guest did the make-up.
Looking at her patreon, it’s down to 433 for me.
 
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