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THIS. One of the biggest “JUST duck OFF” behaviours is adults who pretend being incredibly stupid/naive/childlike is cute and adorable and use it as a manipulation tool to boot. It’s not cute or adorable, it’s unprofessional and makes you look wilfully negligent to your own growth and wellbeing
Omg I love this so much. Really speaks to me about how so many ppl seem to behave like kids in general in the work environment !!! We are dealing with a mid 30s person at work who’s just crying at any opportunity, bottom lip quivering cos she can’t get her own way IMMEDIATELY and has no concept of other adults who are also going through tit. All about them though innit??
Jack clearly has such a wide on for the idea of being in TV it's totally cringe. Made worse by the fact she's only actually done it a handful of times, and even then they've been 2 minute interviews, a blink and you'll miss it slot or a straight to internet guest appearance. All things she's hyped up beyond belief to create this veneer of someone with a respectable career in the media.
They always say the first thing to look at on a CV is repeat business. Same companies keep getting you back? Chances are you aren't a total bell end. Multiple jobs at multiple companies? Red flag.
Nothing she has done even approaches a career in TV. What she has had are small group of directors and producers taking a chance on her with a 'surely she can't be that bad' mentality. And she has proven time and time again, she's not just bad, she's TERRIBLE.
They always say the first thing to look at on a CV is repeat business. Same companies keep getting you back? Chances are you aren't a total bell end. Multiple jobs at multiple companies? Red flag.
Nothing she has done even approaches a career in TV. What she has had are small group of directors and producers taking a chance on her with a 'surely she can't be that bad' mentality. And she has proven time and time again, she's not just bad, she's TERRIBLE.
I wish she would actually do something. I keep seeing your posts of actual content, get excited then read the twitter post date and like always when she is involved i am dissapointed. The whole point of everything at the minute she no matter how she spins tit, she is majorly disliked by her peers aandis bascially only wheeled out be people who either she has paid to big her up or pity her. Its really not a great as she thinks it is.
Absolutely - that & repeated gaps in the CV or long periods of time spent on “own projects” without specifying what those projects were about/delivered
Exactly. Factual producers want to make good content - they need people who are:
-Charismatic and engaging, at least on screen
-Know their stuff and add value to the discussion
-Easy to work with - do what you're told and don't duck about or make life hard for other people on set
-Most importantly, reliable
I used to do quite a lot of media work
and was always getting repeat bookings and approached for more opportunities because I knew what they wanted and delivered every single time. You have to be a serious talent (which guest is not) if you want to bypass any of those basic requirements.
looks like a bombs gone off in the kitchen, who wants to see that?
Ok then NINNIES I have just forced myself to watch the horse gunk lasagne vid because I'm sick of feeling left out whilst you lot discuss it. Ten minutes of subjecting my ears to that bleeping HONK. I've had to gone for a wee lie down.
Oi Linda, I want a bleeping AWARD for this, ok?
Oi Linda, I want a bleeping AWARD for this, ok?
Lads! My internet went down on Sunday and I return to this havoc! Rest assured Sidey B I am always at the ready to guard my bridge from the honking griftingOmg that‘s a point, we need to alert @FunnyFuneral !
FF! Jack will be near your bridge again in August! Be on guard!THE END
Monroe. Whýyyyyyy must she continue to plague fair celery town! She will not pass my bridge 
THE END
You’ve given her the perfect excuse now! She’ll be all I DROPPED MY LAPTOP IN THE SEA, WOE IS ME, THE VBI IS NO MOOOOOOORRREEE
I’ve never seen this but hat tip to Dr Rupy. She doesn’t get to cook at all, just admire his cooking. And she can’t ag him off because he invited her on his show! He’s neutralised her. Excellent workJack appeared in an early iPlayer only version of Doctor's Kitchen.
For anyone who hasn't had the pleasure:
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BBC - Thrifty Cooking in the Doctor’s Kitchen, Series 1, Jack Monroe
Dr Rupy cooks up some budget friendly meals with anti-poverty campaigner Jack Monroe.www.bbc.co.uk
Yes. She bigged it up, as usual. 15 mins on iPlayer.
It's amazing how many people are putting content (not the dog) out on Instagram, YouTube and tiktok if it's this much work. Poor ickle one woman/man band guest
Presenting is not for her. But honk aside, she performed much better as a guest.Jack appeared in an early iPlayer only version of Doctor's Kitchen.
For anyone who hasn't had the pleasure:
---BBC - Thrifty Cooking in the Doctor’s Kitchen, Series 1, Jack Monroe
Dr Rupy cooks up some budget friendly meals with anti-poverty campaigner Jack Monroe.
Yes. She bigged it up, as usual. 15 mins on iPlayer.
I’ve lost it now but please can we come up with a special fake award for the funny Frau who has introduced ‘Sue Lee’ into the guest lexiCON loooooool 
also this is way out of line but who gives a duck eh - whenever I lurk on these threads recently all that goes through my head is a song we used to chant at uni whenever somebody had to down a pint as part of a drinking game (yes we were obnoxious and yes I cringe a LOT about all of that behaviour now).
Anyway it goes something like (steps inside shower):
NO ONE LIKES YOU, NO ONE LIKES YOU, WOOO-OOOOO-OOOOOH, YOU’RE A twit (repeat until said pint is finished/spilled all over oneself as was usually the case with this smol mouthed frau. Also these days I’m minded to swap ‘twit’ for ‘bleep’ as all insults - and indeed all wordsare interchangeable).
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Also I am grunking and out in the wild so sorry for lack of spoilers for swears and any inappropriate timing!!
also this is way out of line but who gives a duck eh - whenever I lurk on these threads recently all that goes through my head is a song we used to chant at uni whenever somebody had to down a pint as part of a drinking game (yes we were obnoxious and yes I cringe a LOT about all of that behaviour now).
Anyway it goes something like (steps inside shower):
NO ONE LIKES YOU, NO ONE LIKES YOU, WOOO-OOOOO-OOOOOH, YOU’RE A twit (repeat until said pint is finished/spilled all over oneself as was usually the case with this smol mouthed frau. Also these days I’m minded to swap ‘twit’ for ‘bleep’ as all insults - and indeed all wordsare interchangeable).
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Also I am grunking and out in the wild so sorry for lack of spoilers for swears and any inappropriate timing!!
I have always wondered why Jack's glasses vanished halfway though the episode. I will ask her next time she comes on Tattle for an unsolicited AMAI’ve never seen this but hat tip to Dr Rupy. She doesn’t get to cook at all, just admire his cooking. And she can’t ag him off because he invited her on his show! He’s neutralised her. Excellent work
She really is a bleep tho
The canal immediately picked it up, laughed about it and at some point weeks later Jack grunked. Then took to including the info that her lawyer is Jewish in future tweets, but he’d be on it as soon as Shabbat is over. Which was aimed at us, but made duck all sense to the people on the hellsite
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And when you consider she did a tv presenting course in 2018 paid for by crowdfunding BOOP BOOP
Food charities come together in push for Big Help Out volunteers
Hopes that inspiring next generation of volunteers can be ‘lasting legacy ‘from the Coronation this weekend
I'm quite glad that I'm not in the UK right now, this is sickening.
They’re obviously bots but I don’t think they’re in comments club as she’s not following them back?
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