Jack Monroe #486 Things like carrots and onions are widely sold in many other places for similar prices

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Valiofthedolls

Happy Anniversary, chickadees!
And amazingly, she manages to come up with even more pig-based nonsense this year than last.
 
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Amanda Lin

So it’s “I only eat with a spoon unless I am operating a drill or using a hammer to make shit craft projects “ now, is it?
 
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Nurseali

Her being waved through by security will never not be funny. And being recognised for her hat just clinches the deal
 
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Orphan_Black

Amanda Lin said:
So it’s “I only eat with a spoon unless I am operating a drill or using a hammer to make shit craft projects “ now, is it?
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Wouldn't it have been easier to use a screw to make the hole with the screw driver, rather than hammer it in?!

(I've made drainage holes for plant pots by using a screw and screwdriver, I mean, it's just fucking logical.)
 
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Lazarus

Whilst Jack is now back tracking on the Guardian interview, I’m left wondering if she will plan to take legal action against Shattenstone.
let’s remind ourselves of what she said last month when the political editor of the Daily Express mentioned her in the same line as wealthy celeb Gary Lineker (who she’s clearly fond enough of to acknowledge in her book).
 
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purpleindigo

“Patreon fucked up.” Nope, Jack, you fucked up. Her narc inability to take any accountability does my nut.
 
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Valiofthedolls

Jack’s “Untitled Jack Monroe Memoir” has a title!

How does that twat Tonkinson know it will have 224 pages? I hope it has 1,724 and that enabling dickhead has to read every single word of it.
Oof, Jack! Your “flaxen haired” (just like your sponsor!) publisher doesn’t mention you at all! It’s ok- you must be one of the “and many more”Oh dear, she’s won more awards than you, and more recently too. All that success must have helped her not get fired when enabling your absolute dangerous patronizing shitshow of a book. Doesn’t mention you here either! #awks! Oh my bad…
 
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MooBelle

Ocado.
 
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MancBee

Nurseali said:
Her being waved through by security will never not be funny. And being recognised for her hat just clinches the deal
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Yes, because Jack is the only person ever to have a pigskin Stetson hat, so it must have been her.
 
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Deeznutslol

Where I live you can buy pigs heads in supermarkets, they’re just packaged in plastic like you’d buy any other type of meat. They aren’t too big at all and could easily be carried with one hand. People just shove them in the oven and roast them like any other type of meat.
I don’t get why she’s conjuring up this ridiculous exaggerated image of her lugging this massive head back to her home and having to carve it up like some sort of horror movie.
 
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Foxvint

That Guardian article was a great exposé shes just too up herself to realise. The whole couldn't wake her up banging on the door stuff for starters. Yeh that's someone with their hand in the pharmaceutical jar or passed out. There's simply no other explanation.
 
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Valiofthedolls


No, your ~name wasn’t “all over it”~

Also, NOT ~headlining~ it. Also, TWAT.
“it’s a private joke between me and my MP friends. You pleb squigs wouldn’t get it.” *”Don’t worry though because not a single person who was there knows what the fuck I’m on about either.”
 
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