You might get cheese with that.
How are you still employed?
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Ooh are you are real frau?
You might get cheese with that.I'd rather blow him than eat Jack's slop
How are you still employed?At the risk of doing a Jack and elevenerifing that……I managed to call my (German) boss a nazi in a email because thechanged “nos”
So instead of the email reading: These nos (numbers) will kill us, it changed it to These nazis will kill us
Ooh are you are real frau?
You know, not even mites are going to stop us eating cheese - we are known as Mr and Mrs Mouse to our friends, we even received a cheese hamper as a wedding gift. Can't see them, so don't care.Argh noo I feel bad now. I didn't mean to ruin cheese for you both.I thought cheese mites were a well known thing. If it helps, they're not harmful at all and I don't think all types of cheese have them(?) That picture's not very flattering, but I'm sure Jack looks worse when she's magnified.
I'm just jealous because they get to eat any cheese they want without paying. Those mites are basically shoplifters going after the Cathedral City. Why can't they shuffle over to the discount cheeses? Do they want us to stop breathing?!
I used to have a colleague who, when she first started, brought a rice cooker into the office and plugged it in to knock up a batch of rice for her and her husband (who worked on-site but in a different department). It was fairly low impact other than steam but we weren't even really allowed to bring our own phone chargers in so I had to tell her to knock that one on the head. And I had to tell her husband he wasn't allowed in our office. I crushed the youthful but enduring romance and codependency right out of them. (They probably just thought I was being mean, but I wasn't running a branch of Wagamama).Well I’ve found the perfect gadget for Jack if she goes back to office work. Or gets that job as a train driver and needs to make tea or slop on the go.
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Seriously though, is this gadget just for people who want to piss off their coworkers? If your boss stops you working from home and makes you go into the office, cook up a batch of fish curry and honk up the place in protest.
I’d rather shag BorisI'd rather blow him than eat Jack's slop
I’m lucky that he has a sense of humourHow are you still employed?
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Ooh are you are real frau?
Our wedding cake was tiers of cheeseYou know, not even mites are going to stop us eating cheese - we are known as Mr and Mrs Mouse to our friends, we even received a cheese hamper as a wedding gift. Can't see them, so don't care.
Best cheese eaten so far: Bigod Brie with truffle, from Fern Farm Dairy. Seriously
Please use protection. You don't know where the filthy lout has been.I’d rather shag Boris
Please use protection. You don't know where the filthy lout has been.
I am Baron Bigod adjacentYou know, not even mites are going to stop us eating cheese - we are known as Mr and Mrs Mouse to our friends, we even received a cheese hamper as a wedding gift. Can't see them, so don't care.
Best cheese eaten so far: Bigod Brie with truffle, from Fern Farm Dairy. Seriously
those teeth! They're worse than Jack's! Is that his ahem finishing face?
To be fair, that could be passed off as one of her culinary creations……….If you want to see a cheese that will really turn your stomach, Google "casu marzu". Warning, it's pretty grim...
He looks like a big smelly cheese
Allegra has been summonedOur wedding cake was tiers of cheese. Quite glad I've only discovered cheese mites now.
Whereas JackSlop has a clear provenance…Please use protection. You don't know where the filthy lout has been.
ETA: Jack Monroe (just to keep it on topic).
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