Jack did say it in a tweet.
I'll try to find it. It was all to do with rumours or something and she thought she was being very clever and satirical no doubt.
Jack did say it in a tweet.Remind me, where does "Makes you think" come from? Or is it just us????
That was me! Thank yøü for the tîp!Also, “good, healthy meals”??
When? Where?
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Re Comté: it’s a cheese that cheffy types often rave about in TV, so I expect that’s where Jack got it from (or from Allegra). Cos she likes to think she’s one of them.I tried it once and was a bit underwhelmed TBH.
P.S. Re accents on iPhone (someone mentioned this): you just keep your finger on the relevant letter on the keyboard and the accents pop up.
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Love the spiky arse of a new-to-me beast, seriously it’s brilliant, but not sure how to expIain to Thing 1 that the veggie complications of cheese go beyond rennet and farming methods.I eat cheese but also have a fear of cheese mites. I don't like them, I want them to stop eating all the cheese. I'm not prepared to make friends with them. I hope they get swallowed by a brambly mouse. I bet Jack's bungalow contains an entire nation of cheese mites.
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I thought she had a plaster on to save her foot from an ouchy shoe strap, but it’s a watermark. See Jack, I care about your welfare. Now please try not to be a cunt ODAATView attachment 2010568
Another wardrobe fail. She really is the perfect example of someone that can spend a fortune on an outfit and still look like a jumble sale
It was something about the Tories I think. Trying to be edgy as normal and failing.Jack did say it in a tweet.
I'll try to find it. It was all to do with rumours or something and she thought she was being very clever and satirical no doubt.
My Dad used to insist in keeping cheese in the airing cupboard until one time when it came out covered in maggots, I am REALLY hoping it actually was maggots now and not giant versions of them.I eat cheese but also have a fear of cheese mites. I don't like them, I want them to stop eating all the cheese. I'm not prepared to make friends with them. I hope they get swallowed by a brambly mouse. I bet Jack's bungalow contains an entire nation of cheese mites.
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I referred to Mumbai as Bombay in a presentation about orientalismAt the risk of doing a Jack and elevenerifing that……I managed to call my (German) boss a nazi in a email because thechanged “nos”
So instead of the email reading: These nos (numbers) will kill us, it changed it to These nazis will kill us
I'd rather pick up Jack's 'food' and clapI'd rather blow him than eat Jack's slop
WTAF I can’t be the only person who went and googled this. Never eating cheese again!
Argh noo I feel bad now. I didn't mean to ruin cheese for you both.Cheese Mites???
This is something that I did not need to know.
pass agg protipsWell I’ve found the perfect gadget for Jack if she goes back to office work. Or gets that job as a train driver and needs to make tea or slop on the go.
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Seriously though, is this gadget just for people who want to piss off their coworkers? If your boss stops you working from home and makes you go into the office, cook up a batch of fish curry and honk up the place in protest.
Ooh a batch of Jack's liver and sultana casserole would go nicely in there.Well I’ve found the perfect gadget for Jack if she goes back to office work. Or gets that job as a train driver and needs to make tea or slop on the go.
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Seriously though, is this gadget just for people who want to piss off their coworkers? If your boss stops you working from home and makes you go into the office, cook up a batch of fish curry and honk up the place in protest.
SorryI come here expecting Jack based mithering, hilarious jokes and tenderroot care and what do I get? Cheese mites! Fucking Cheese mites!
WARNED.
When I was working in local government (housing dept) I sent a letter to 200 residents that began,My Dad used to insist in keeping cheese in the airing cupboard until one time when it came out covered in maggots, I am REALLY hoping it actually was maggots now and not giant versions of them.
ON TOPIC... How does Jack always manage to make it sound like she's just heard a new fact/ cliche about autism every time she mentions it
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I referred to Mumbai as Bombay in a presentation about orientalism
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I'd rather pick up Jack's 'food' and clap
ETA: it won’t let me use the word. It was re***dsWhen I was working in local government (housing dept) I sent a letter to 200 residents that began,
Dear *******.
That took some explaining.
Please can you bring this back later in the thread? It's not a swear, it's just the name of a cheese...Oooh, what a massive cunté.
I had to Google that but omg, perfect for the frausJust sent it to my colleague who was tucking into a cheese salad roll.
Apparently I am a fotze
You have to be careful not to confuse it with pfütze in conversation………they sound very similarI had to Google that but omg, perfect for the fraus
'Happy safe, secure child'! Is that when he is not an anxious child who is in therapy and having his personal business plastered over the Internet? The same child that was in your care when you allegedly tried to commit
Just giggling to myself as I googled it too and saw a recipe for fotzelschnitteI had to Google that but omg, perfect for the fraus
Never let it be said that our language isnt a minefieldJust giggling to myself as I googled it too and saw a recipe for fotzelschnitte
which translates at cunt cuts
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