We’ve mithered about this previously. It’s a very odd quick that only seems to happen when searching for Jack. Bootrapcook used to show up all results but now you have to search both. I’m wondering I if it’s because those blocked by Jack can’t @Her so they have to say Jack Monroe. I do thinks it’s something to do with cleansing her timeline.Tuesday so there is a chance of chaoi.
I've noticed something has changed on the Hellsite again. When you search her name vs her handle, you get different results. Before, it used to throw up the same/similar results for either. I did wonder for a while if she was getting SEO or reputation management help, but I don't believe that now. Think it is just a quirk of Twitter whilst Elon fiddles with his "brittle" code. Her timeline cleanses won't work for anybody who searches her name, it seems, at the moment. So, tough, Jack. You can ask seemingly sickly sweet questions all you want...
None of that outfit belongs together. 'Terrible'View attachment 2010568
Another wardrobe fail. She really is the perfect example of someone that can spend a fortune on an outfit and still look like a jumble sale
It's funny how this kind of (frankly) odd food is captured in a time and place. As kids we ate anchovy paste. On toast. It never occurred to us that it would be used as anything but a toast spread, and we loved it. It's only just dawned on me that it was manufactured to be some sort of budget alternative to anchovies, and it makes no sense knowing that, because that's not how I knew it.I haven’t seen a jar of crab paste since my grandad (who didn’t own a B&B) died. It looks like something they’d hand out during the war as part of rationing. Or your history teacher would try to horrify you by telling you how soldiers at the battle of suchandsuch had to survive on bread made from rocks with only crab paste on top.
My thinking exactly, tender one. The shirt/tie/short trousers thing doesn't do her any favours, makes her look short(er) and chubby. With all the resources available online you'd think she would know (by now) how to dress herself nicely.View attachment 2010568
Another wardrobe fail. She really is the perfect example of someone that can spend a fortune on an outfit and still look like a jumble sale
"My good name". Give. Me. A. Break.Clearly she never saw it (or didn’t until she just grunked here).
Hi Jack!Because you’re very lazy, I’m helpfully providing your pompous reaction from the last time a newspaper BETRAYED you by publishing a letter you didn’t like, so you can just change a couple of words, then cut and paste to those JUDASES at the GUARDIAN.
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In case you want to really stick it to them by telling them about BILL NIGHY and popping a photo of you in TANZANIA in there too, here’s the rest. You know, cos you’ve deleted it.
Dear Mr Farrington, The Mail believes oral sex and Pringles give you cancer. Maybe you shouldn't believe what they write about me either.
Dear Editor, It appears that your correspondent P. Farrington in Tuesdays Letters page has fallen foul of the first rule of Common Sense and Decency that is, do not believe a word that...web.archive.org
The Mediterranean arse doesn't help either. The trouser suit she wore to the Hopkins trial did her zero favours. She'd have been better off in a skirt, though they are only for those of us who can keep our legs SHUT.My thinking exactly, tender one. The shirt/tie/short trousers thing doesn't do her any favours, makes her look short(er) and chubby. With all the resources available online you'd think she would know (by now) how to dress herself nicely.
A skirt? A SKIRT?She'd have been better off in a skirt, though they are only for those of us who can keep our legs SHUT.
Ok, a kaftan. No, a sleeping bag with just her little feet sticking out the bottom, like a house has landed on her.A skirt? A SKIRT?
Who are you, Old Chief?
Also Spain adjacentSpain adjacent. Just sayin'.... A good Manchego bought on a market or eaten in a discerning tapas bar is an entirely different beast to that shite wrapped in plastic and exported!
This is why she has mentioned it and is probably the first time she has even heard of it isn't it?I mean you'd think she'd know better...
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Yeh to my eye she's a dumpy little thing. And that newspaper didn't even pay her, that's how much her 'good name' was worth to them. Girl you were a friggin volunteer they patiently indulged not Truman Capote."My good name". Give. Me. A. Break.
This is what an inflated sense of self-importance does to you. She was working for a local rag, she's not Bob Woodward.
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The Mediterranean arse doesn't help either. The trouser suit she wore to the Hopkins trial did her zero favours. She'd have been better off in a skirt, though they are only for those of us who can keep our legs SHUT.
Are you saying birds can’t wear traazzers?! Even humiliating ones??The Mediterranean arse doesn't help either. The trouser suit she wore to the Hopkins trial did her zero favours. She'd have been better off in a skirt, though they are only for those of us who can keep our legs SHUT.
God there's so much happening here. I note that even *Nick Taylor* (wooh!) was moved to comment! Loving a different commenter's reference to Jack playing "a mean chess", which they know as fact because - wait for it - Jack mentioned it!a letter you didn’t like, so you can just change a couple of words, then cut and paste to those JUDASES at the GUARDIAN.
Dear Mr Farrington, The Mail believes oral sex and Pringles give you cancer. Maybe you shouldn't believe what they write about me either.
Dear Editor, It appears that your correspondent P. Farrington in Tuesdays Letters page has fallen foul of the first rule of Common Sense and Decency that is, do not believe a word that...web.archive.org
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