Love seeing evidence of Jack’s utter irrelevance and genuinely interesting women being highlighted:
Double gins instead of puddings, babe mate, you took one for the Fraus, now fuck off. Obvs gently, tenderly, and clearly steamedly…Oh now I wish I'd ordered it, rather than the double gins we all had in lieu of pud @Slop n slide . It looks delicious! Yep nice pub in a very nice part of town, but LJC I am deceased today.
Also may I please remind you that Jack is not allowed to cross my beautiful bridge, thank (space)you. Not over the railway bridge on the Firth of ForthI've just had a very genteel tea in a restaurant in St Andrew's Square, Celeryville. Basically a big grassy garden surrounded by restaurants..
So telling that Jackie recommends places like Lady Libertine, Hawksmoor, Dishoom. All in the square along with Bread Street, The Ivy, wagamama, wahaca, etc.
Not one independent place amongst them. Nice though, but... There's a whole world of incredible food in Edinburgh, but she only knows the Chain ones.
And all right next to her flatshare-aparthotel.
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My sister-in-law had carved wooden individual blocks on her bathroom shelf that said "LIVE LOVE"I engraved “feck”, “arse”, “drink” onto some wooden hearts and hung them in my hallway as a protest against live, laugh, love. Some of the school people thought I was a bit unhinged.
Jackie would not get the reference.
Friend had “let it snow” on a similar thing hanging up gaudily over Xmas. A bit of merlot-fuelled vandalism and the next morning her window proudly advertised TITS NOWMy sister-in-law had carved wooden individual blocks on her bathroom shelf that said "LIVE LOVE"
It took her a full week to realise that after my visit it mysteriously said "EVIL VOLE" instead.
Oh dear...Love seeing evidence of Jack’s utter irrelevance and genuinely interesting women being highlighted:
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Omfg the covid lockdown / nazi comparison is crazy. I feel like she’s defo one of those types who could end up going full blown conspiracy theorist at some point, she has quite a few traits that I notice some CTists also have.Quoting myself like a twat to post the receipts because I forgot to come back and edit in time. Thanks to Marmalade Atkins for grabbing the original screenshot.
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It’s ok - the real life Pumble lives rent free under Jack’s sofa bed, wanking itself into a violent frenzy to the stench of freezer fish and eggs. It unleashes spores that contaminate herI hate that the word pumble lives rent-free in my head.
Talking of scabs, I'd love to see Jack present MOTD tomorrowDo we think Jack has mixed up 'scar' and 'scab' here perhaps?
Now, now, tenderheart, it specified "women in *food*". If it had been "women in slop" then Jack would rightly be at the head of the list.Love seeing evidence of Jack’s utter irrelevance and genuinely interesting women being highlighted:
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The honkingTalking of scabs, I'd love to see Jack present MOTD tomorrow
No dear heart, he had "cunt in tow"Or: Daddy's Little Princess On Board.
Wonder if Big Dave ever had one with: Wickle Smol Pixie On Board.
I am far too late butOr: Daddy's Little Princess On Board.
Wonder if Big Dave ever had one with: Wickle Smol Pixie On Board.
If I was a school person I’d make best friends with you on seeing that!I engraved “feck”, “arse”, “drink” onto some wooden hearts and hung them in my hallway as a protest against live, laugh, love. Some of the school people thought I was a bit unhinged.
Jackie would not get the reference.
I think she probably secretly already is, she’s just mostly managing to hide it on SM. Though she’s probably got a sock out there who’s all over it all!Omfg the covid lockdown / nazi comparison is crazy. I feel like she’s defo one of those types who could end up going full blown conspiracy theorist at some point, she has quite a few traits that I notice some CTists also have.
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