I seem to remember she made an unfortunate comparison between lockdown and nazi policies.
I seem to remember she made an unfortunate comparison between lockdown and nazi policies.Surprised Jack hasn't come out in support of her great chum Gary Lineker. You know the one she had in her book acknowledgements.
My own SB cultivated an extremely wide eyed innocent look whenever he was lying. The more innocent he was trying to look the more you could tell he was lyingMy eldest (sorry, DS1) had a habit of this. “Oscar, have you finished your homework already?”
“Yeah but what happened is Mrs Green was off so we had that substitute teacher remember the one from Maths last year on the day where Dan’s mum had that car crash when the bloke in the green Polo reversed into her at Sainsbury’s well that substitute teacher was in and didn’t know what page we were up to in that textbook you bought for me in September the one I lost when I stayed round Michael’s for his birthday and we played FIFA all night well I won the tournament that night and we went to the trampoline park on the Sunday well anyway so like we went over the last two pages again and then they said don’t worry you can all hand it in next week instead”
<sigh>
“Just say ‘no’, Oscar. Get off the fucking Xbox”
THAT’S DISGUSTAN!My own SB cultivated an extremely wide eyed innocent look whenever he was lying. The more innocent he was trying to look the more you could tell he was lying. Bless him. My favourite was when he carved his initials in to a piece of furniture (a Sideboard if you will, to keep it on topic) and tried to say it was my SG who dunnit. She was well under 2 years old and had no access to the tool in question (a compass out of his maths set, left at the scene of the crime), and couldn't write. There was only the 3 of us in the house, and I didn't do it, the innocent face did not work, as it did not take Miss Marple to work out whodunnit
Quoting myself like a twat to post the receipts because I forgot to come back and edit in time. Thanks to Marmalade Atkins for grabbing the original screenshot.I seem to remember she made an unfortunate comparison between lockdown and nazi policies.
Yeah, funny that - would have been a perfect opportunity to swing back in the saddle as the Defender of the Oppressed.Surprised Jack hasn't come out in support of her great chum Gary Lineker. You know the one she had in her book acknowledgements.
Hmmmm. It does seem odd that a person living in conditions that permanently damage their respiratory system would decide to park their money in "investment-grade" clothing and leather goods. And all her books must be filled with mildew, too. Such a dipshit, she is.It's weird that her living arrangements were low grade enough to affect her respiratory system - to the point of deteriorating her lungs/nose/vocal chords forever - but none of her designer clothing, fancy bags, shoes or any of the other several metric tonnes of *stuff* in her gaff has ever been affected by damp, mould or any of the other issues that would arise by living in such conditions. Really, truly makes ya think.
Never attribute to malice what can be readily explained by incompetence. I have no doubt that Jack saw the word as just meaning "people's community" or "folk community" and had no clue what the origin, prior use, etc. of the word was. It fits with her MO. All contexts are interchangeable.Quoting myself like a twat to post the receipts because I forgot to come back and edit in time. Thanks to Marmalade Atkins for grabbing the original screenshot.
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That fucking neon sign gave me The Rage. Like she’s giving a little oh-look-at-me-doing-irony. I hate it nearly as much as those fake driftwood signs in every bastarding holiday let in the town where I live ‘Sandy Toes, Salty Kisses’ making me want to lob a brick through the window. I’m breathing quite heavily now, as recently I was behind a car that a ‘Nana To Be On Board’ sticker and if I hadn’t had a colleague in my car I swear I think I would driven the smug cow off the road. God. Sorry, ninnies, I am ok really and not a violent person at all.May I introduce you to Jack's (probably not gifted) neon sign... "Let's hang something cool here"?
Yes, and shortly after she said someone saying shekels could be seen as 'anti-semetic' because shekels is what Israelis call money. It isn't.I seem to remember she made an unfortunate comparison between lockdown and nazi policies.
Whenever I see a sticker with ‘powered by fairy dust’ I want to slash their tyres.That fucking neon sign gave me The Rage. Like she’s giving a little oh-look-at-me-doing-irony. I hate it nearly as much as those fake driftwood signs in every bastarding holiday let in the town where I live ‘Sandy Toes, Salty Kisses’ making me want to lob a brick through the window. I’m breathing quite heavily now, as recently I was behind a car that a ‘Nana To Be On Board’ sticker and if I hadn’t had a colleague in my car I swear I think I would driven the smug cow off the road. God. Sorry, ninnies, I am ok really and not a violent person at all.
I know someone who actually has 'live as if ...'tattooed on her ribcage. It is as awful as it sounds.You are a genius
Or: Daddy's Little Princess On Board.Whenever I see a sticker with ‘powered by fairy dust’ I want to slash their tyres.
I think she was jumping on the bandwagon of people who were pointing out that the poster showed a women cleaning, looking after kids and cooking. Others were saying kinder kirche küche etcNever attribute to malice what can be readily explained by incompetence. I have no doubt that Jack saw the word as just meaning "people's community" or "folk community" and had no clue what the origin, prior use, etc. of the word was. It fits with her MO. All contexts are interchangeable.
I don't think she is intelligent enough to be making a comparison between COVID shutdown predicated on community well-being and the Nazi policy that built a stronger German Volk by creating and enforcing racial, ethnic, religious, disability, sexual orientation/identity discrimination/murder. It was a word that sounded good, she used Google Translate, and voila. Slop.
It didn't even get as far as Google translate. Jack read it somewhere and tried, as she often does, to pass it off as her own.Never attribute to malice what can be readily explained by incompetence. I have no doubt that Jack saw the word as just meaning "people's community" or "folk community" and had no clue what the origin, prior use, etc. of the word was. It fits with her MO. All contexts are interchangeable.
I don't think she is intelligent enough to be making a comparison between COVID shutdown predicated on community well-being and the Nazi policy that built a stronger German Volk by creating and enforcing racial, ethnic, religious, disability, sexual orientation/identity discrimination/murder. It was a word that sounded good, she used Google Translate, and voila. Slop.
Fuck those cuntsI engraved “feck”, “arse”, “drink” onto some wooden hearts and hung them in my hallway as a protest against live, laugh, love. Some of the school people thought I was a bit unhinged.
Jackie would not get the reference.
It was was fucking one of ye's!THAT’S DISGUSTAN!
On an aside, once we’d worked out who the bully was in our year group, we’d graffiti his name “Liam Robins Woz Ere” so he’d always get detention for it and miss the ice cream van that parked up outside the gates at half 3. Fuck him.
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… and that’s why I’m no longer a teacher
My life is complete x … wait, I would need to label the M/S notebooks …I think this would call for a Moleskine notebook to Index all your labels
Please can we be IRL friends xFuck those cunts
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