Jack Monroe #483 The plans are going well, it’s the execution that seems to be lacking

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Frauen, I have been out with a gang of pals. I have drunk central London dry. But one thing that sobered me up was the sight of this in the pub we had supper in. Spoiler: we did not order it.
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This happened to another frau except they actually ordered the Pumble! Apparently it was nice (makes sense - Jack wasn't the one cooking). Isn't is strange that all these pumbles are suddenly appearing on our menus? Is it a plot? Are restaurants around the UK being infiltrated by Pumbles?

Exactly. She's never had a problem with housing. It's a ridiculous lie.
 
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Was she just glomming onto those properly, actually tragic stories about children literally dying in mouldy homes? She can latch onto those headlines but not get a joke about tomatoes. Really strange and unpleasant individual, which is news to no one.
 
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In fairness, she’s said The Poverty housing has damaged her and her child’s respiratory systems a few times over these past few years. Also, she is glomming on, of course.
Poor SB, maybe he should have been removed, he could have been fostered by his grandparents in their perfectly safe home.
 
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But she can't prove she's actually ever been in poverty housing can she? For a person who lies constantly about ridiculous things, do you think I'm going to believe that?
 
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Honky head is also a great #thread title
 
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It you can't fit multiple sideboards in to, it's poverty housing, innit.

If it's not a sprawling detached property by the sea, it's poverty housing, innit.


I've no doubt she actually believes some of the shit she peddles. Whichever way you look at it, it's an insult to the many people who do live in those circumstances.
 
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But she can't prove she's actually ever been in poverty housing can she? For a person who lies constantly about ridiculous things, do you think I'm going to believe that?
Why did she not take photographs of the damp and mould in these properties? There has never been a picture as evidence, not a single one.
 
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Why did she not take photographs of the damp and mould in these properties? There has never been a picture as evidence, not a single one.
Yeah it’s funny how there’s so many photos available to disprove what she says and none at all to support her. Truly a mystery for our times.
 
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Ugh, those literary festivals bookings are so depressing. They just wheel out the same old same old, even proven liars with a bombed and discredited book

Also FUMING here as I had a night out later and husband was meant to be out all day tomorrow. Now stuck in. All weekend. Together. Bloody snow!!!

Send Pinot Grigios
 
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‘‘Twas me, dear heart! It was flippin’ delicious. I recognise that menu, it was the same place @SharkAttack . You have excellent taste in pubs. Hope the hangover isn’t too bad today. Perhaps some slop will help?
Anyway, here is a pic of said pumble, which was very well behaved and did not gain sentience in that charming little corner of REDACTED in London Town.
 
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I honestly think Jack believes her food looks like this. It's like some kind of weird food dysmorphia.
 
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She was asked about ‘fuelling the reserve tank’ and couldn‘t remember what she’d said. Got really defensive and said that she’d written the book 3 years ago and had written another two books since. Surely she knew that KdW would be asking her about this book because she hadn’t published Grifty as planned. She could have read it in the train or something.
 
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Yum! It's reassuringly normal-sized. Nothing like the overflowing Hulk dessert we're familiar with from Jack's photos! If we were allowed Tattle meetups I'd suggest going to this place and ordering a pumble for every frau.
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I'd be expecting an inexplicable egg for £10!
For £10 I'd expect every egg to be fully explicable. Chefs, justify your eggs!
 
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Bet you she'll be frantically ordering anything DP.
 
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