Elsie Ben Felyn
Chatty Member
Spent the morning making this. As you do.
Matches my ruler.
Recipe to follow.
Matches my ruler.
Recipe to follow.
Not pictured- DeWalt Drill & Battery Set RRP £299
I prefer to do things painstakingly myself.“Carefully” poured in.
I love the way she always emphasizes you should do things “carefully”.
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Does she think the rest of just fling stuff around our kitchens like we’re Bryan Brown and Tom Cruise in Cocktail?View attachment 2011743
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This is one of her big problems isn’t it, she doesn’t belong anywhere. Doesn’t seem to have retained any friends from school / the fire service, no social circle from work, not a chef or a campaigner or a proper writer / journalist. No partner she’s fallen softly, gently in love with. Her son doesn’t appear to spend much time with her, and tbh he’s almost 13 and I imagine most boys of that age prefer to spend time with friends instead of their mums, even when you don’t factor in her being a horrid narc mum. The only place she has any sense of “community” is through AA, and I’d wager most of the members of her group wish she’d go away and the rest feel sorry for her. So nowhere to belong, and no real sense of self / purpose / place in the world, so all she can wang on about is a job she LEFT 13 years ago and lying about drilling holes in tin cans. And all entirely her own fault, because she has a horrible personality, lies about everything and elevenerifes everyone constantly. What a sad little life Jack.Sad how she still wangs on about being in the fire service (ie, answering phones) all these years later. She's gonna hang around pubs that are fire station adjacent soon, trying to geg in on any fire staff convo on the next table like that sketch out the fast show - 'hardest game in the world that'. While everyone stares at their pint awkwardly and moves when she goes the bog.
I know what you’re saying but I honestly think she only does this grim faux frugal stuff for her personal brand. Like someone else has said the patronising MC liberals Pat her on her head like she’s a toddler who’s just bought back a feather adorned paper lantern from nursery so in turn she thinks she’s done some work. But this is not how she lives. She’s not eating the Asda yellow sticker slop for sustenance, she gets Ocado orders. She’s not decorating her home with old tins she’s got flower subscriptions and Jo Malone candles.
THAT’S DISGUSTAN!My own SB cultivated an extremely wide eyed innocent look whenever he was lying. The more innocent he was trying to look the more you could tell he was lying. Bless him. My favourite was when he carved his initials in to a piece of furniture (a Sideboard if you will, to keep it on topic) and tried to say it was my SG who dunnit. She was well under 2 years old and had no access to the tool in question (a compass out of his maths set, left at the scene of the crime), and couldn't write. There was only the 3 of us in the house, and I didn't do it, the innocent face did not work, as it did not take Miss Marple to work out whodunnit
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I'd love to see Steampunk Jack. She'd be wearing two empty tuna cans fashioned into goggles.PS “Two hour discussion about steampunk and retrofuturistic fashions” is never ever not WTAF![]()
Some people are gay.Ha, I’ve just noticed in her Dear Mr Farrington pompous wank letter that she customised her Pride t shirt. That round neckline wasn’t doing her 36DDs any favours!
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