Vanelope
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FROMAGE FRAUComté is just gruyère made in a specific location (PDO). It looks a lot like manchego.
Sorry lads, I think I've just outed myself as a fromage Frau
FROMAGE FRAUComté is just gruyère made in a specific location (PDO). It looks a lot like manchego.
Sorry lads, I think I've just outed myself as a fromage Frau
Oooh, what a massive cunté.I mean you'd think she'd know better...
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A skirt? A SKIRT?She'd have been better off in a skirt, though they are only for those of us who can keep our legs SHUT.
Just imagining Jack screaming and running for cover every time the Farmfoods leaflet hits the doormat.I always assume her stack includes the random stuff you get that’s “to the householder” generally, so while she may have a massive stack, a good 60% of it is probably stuff like notification of traffic diversions that happened years ago, adverts for sky and various broadband companies and copies of the watchtower.
At the risk of doing a Jack and elevenerifing that……I managed to call my (German) boss a nazi in a email because the changed “nos”You think thats bad, I once called a colleague a ponce (replace p with n!) when what I actually meant to call him was a numpty
Jack, a plaited, double knotted wick in a freshly washed milk bottle topped up with petrol also makes for a good alternative if you can't scrape any more wax from a spent Jo Malone that your ex might have leftNicely blackened soot stained tin can candle holder anyone? Lovely gift for mums day. Just punch a few holes in an old tin can, drop in a tealight and your good to go
Sorry, I realise all that stuff is really popular but why do you need stupid bits of obviousluy fake scrap wood with home written on them to tell you where you are? It reminds me of what I was house hunting and someone had stencilled the word "Bath" above the bath. I suppose it would stop confused farmers leading a flock of sheep in for a drink but it upsets me.Christ almighty, her Home wall art is bougie as fuck.
This is the thing mold and damp is a problem in a lot of British homes just cos of ventilation, but there’s a HUGE difference between that and some of the black mold issues in social housing or private rentals that are causing very real health issues for tiny toddlers and adults. It’s so vile to leave it open to interpretation, like I get a bit of mold on my window seals if I don’t air the house out in winter and dry all our clothes inside versus a mum whose toddler died from black mold inhalation are two very different ends of the spectrum.Yet she is desperate to buy where damp and mouls costs will be on her to sort. My SIL has a beautiful victorian that has mould due to problems with the structure. She has to pay ££££ to fix it. She wishes her food looked that good.