Jack Monroe #483 The plans are going well, it’s the execution that seems to be lacking

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shugabug23

It would smell like walking past a LUSH shop https://giphy.com/29nDtEH1ViY8FcPeaV
 
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Foxvint

Have you noticed how most of the comments club are called Alan, Susan, Gordon etc? She's some sort of retiree little After 8 mint.
 
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Cady1954

I sent one years ago and I signed off with 'sorry for the incontinence ' instead of 'inconvenience!
 
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reCAPTCHA

I love stuff like this. One of my staff once sent a text to hundreds of our parents

”Remember to bring your willies to forest school tomorrow.”

My email box was rammed the next day; I was quite heartened at the overwhelmingly positive response Our best text ever apparently……
 
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Deeznutslol

Fuck me, how bored our of your mind must u be to be sat in the house drilling holes in cans to make ‘lanterns’??? For the love of god, just get a job ffs
 
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House of Carbonara

shugabug23 said:
I have a dedicated ice drawer…. But it’s full of actual ice to pop in my wine because I’m a wineaholic a normal human! I mean, wtf wants frozen spaghetti hoops?! I despise the world sometimes honestly.
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Sorry what now?? Latest ridiculous fad? Srsly.
 
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Valiofthedolls

“Carefully” poured in.

I love the way she always emphasizes you should do things “carefully”.
































Does she think the rest of just fling stuff around our kitchens like we’re Bryan Brown and Tom Cruise in Cocktail?

 
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jenny2603

I prefer to do things painstakingly myself.
 
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shugabug23

God damnit I love Bryan Brown in that movie *off to stream Cocktail*

I’ve been mithering about mixed candle smells from earlier. My house is like a church on a blackout of a Friday when I treat myself to a I buy a 6 pack of melts and light them through the house coz I’m nice like that. But lads, once… I mixed up the green Xmas melts and lit both pine and mint at the same time. On entering the home, I had to offer goggles to visitors for days!
 
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House of Carbonara

Muttley said:
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Sorry what now times #2?? What is wrong with her? No comments regarding what's happening in Parliament? No comments about the very likely energy price hike in April? Nothing of any use to man or beast on her tl to share with her adoring followers? The country may be in trouble, but here you go - Jack the Campaigner and Protector of the Povs is going to show you how to make fugly, useless, unsafe tin can lanterns. I am truly lost for words.
 
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Country Bumpkin

I'm not. This is just what she now does. I'm sure it's on purpose to get a rise out of people
 
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mince

You just don’t get it. Take the Jumblies, right? They looked foreign, and they went to sea in a *sieve*, which is basically a leaky small boat. Always now, always on the ball, our Jackie has no need to make social comment, she is social comment. Edgy campaigner relevance? Rinsed it, mate.

(No, that didn’t make sense even to me. She’s done me in and I’m off for a candleless shower and an early night. Go well, sweet tenderstems.)
 
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