She’d totally forgotten her poor struggling single mum shtick on the Gloss group. It was all ‘look at this spenny new make up I’ve got!’ ‘Which expensive new dress should I buy?’
That said, she did a beg for new make up brushes ‘for a friend’
She’d totally forgotten her poor struggling single mum shtick on the Gloss group. It was all ‘look at this spenny new make up I’ve got!’ ‘Which expensive new dress should I buy?’Isn’t it odd that a poor single mum seems to be able to just pop to the pub at the drop of a hat. 1. Where’s her child 2. How can she afford it! It’s not like she’s having half a cider and black and meeting her mates, she’s going to the pub for a whiskey and to knit. Bizarre.
”You laugh now, you’ll be crying later. I say that to my son a lot“ (Greenbelt speech 2017)I am so taken with my Jack-like genius in pairing Jack’s blouse quotes with Yvette, Maria and Mimi that I’d like to propose a new game where we pair nonsensical Jack quotes with the people we think really should have said them.
I’ll start.
She seems to think social media platforms operate in different dimensions. Bizarre behaviour from a so called genius. I'd have some sympathy for her if she wasn't such a grifting twat.She’d totally forgotten her poor struggling single mum shtick on the Gloss group. It was all ‘look at this spenny new make up I’ve got!’ ‘Which expensive new dress should I buy?’
That said, she did a beg for new make up brushes ‘for a friend’
Coming from the past to say I'm pretty sure this squig was referring to a print from bigcartel, not a Patreon reward.And absolutely nobody on Patreon has commented to say they received anything.
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TW It's that fine rain that soaks you throughShe’s regressed, actually. She knew in 2013 that for certain topics there should be a trigger warning. Hasn’t done one since then, tho.
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Boon because the nose is now at Micheal Elphick proportions? I am lost, sweet tenderised rump steak.I'm not sure if this is a regular thing but I have noticed these weird spikes in Boon's follower count and I wondered if maybe she was reactivating sock accounts that follow her and then closing them again. I'm probably wrong but it makes you think. Not for long, but still.
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The idea of getting first crack at Lee Anderson's assets has put me right off my crumpets.I guess it's possible that Jack was breadcrumbing a mutual crush with RB back in 2017. They certainly met at Bluebird event in November 2016. God, can you imagine the unwashed stench if those 2 were in a room together
Bluebird hosts star-studded 2017 preview
Bluebird hosted a star-studded 2017 preview event for press and retailers with bestselling authors Joe "The Body Coach" Wicks, comedian Russell Brand and activist Jack Monroe all appearing at the London Edition Hotel.www.thebookseller.com
I'd laugh and laugh and laugh if the bloke suing Lee Anderson wipes him out financially leaving nothing in the bank for Jack. Seeing as how he has started legal action first I assume he'll get first crack at his assets.
s standing for slop or sh1tty?Given that the cookery writing is on it's arse and Jack's 2022 devouring of tawdry psych-thrillers, perhaps it should come as no surprise that she has turned her had to fiction?
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Boon because he was an ex-firefighter who then went on to help people less fortunate than himself, like our heroine.Boon because the nose is now at Micheal Elphick proportions? I am lost, sweet tenderised rump steak.
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I wonder if she also has a Snazzy cardigan?Also, I don’t know why but I’m just WTFing and laughing at “I’d put a nice blouse on to make them take me seriously” in the IDS tale.
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What is it about early-mid 20s Jack and “nice blouses”?
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And continually calling the paper “the newspaper(s)” for that matter. (And the “lady” coming from the “newspaper”)
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I know she’s trying to go for wide-eyed naïf, but does she know how fucking imbecilic (and how much of a cloistered twit) she sounds?
It’s all as if it’s 1964 and she’s about 55.
Like she’s binge watched too much Endeavor and thought “If that’s how the good honest stout-hearted non-University educated housewives of 1960s Oxford do it, that will indeed be how I, Jack Monroe do humble working class!”
Mommie Poorest.”You laugh now, you’ll be crying later. I say that to my son a lot“ (Greenbelt speech 2017) NO WIRE HANGERS!
ETA fuck me now that I’ve posted that, it’s actually a lot more horrifying than I thoughtHave spoilered Faye with a TW
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