Jack Monroe #477 I wish all millionaires cared about others like you do

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Not to stick up for IDS, but I'd probably laugh at this stage if I ever heard one of Jack's ridiculous 'more jam please mummy' speeches in person. Guy next to him probably whispered 'her grandpa's a slum landlord with a £2m fortune' and, well ..........
 
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It's the arrogance that bugs me. To think that she is at all comparable to these people is laughable, but still she has the barefaced arrogance to put it out there. That's she's the best thing since sliced bread. I really do wish she would get knocked on her arse by the ripping open of her grift and get some humility. Won't happen of course, but I often dream about karma for twats like her.
 
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Russell Brand makes me physically sick. I literally cannot think of a kind word to say about him.
Do I think he’d send flowers that look like they were robbed off a DEAD relatives grave, or at best, bought at Texaco’s forecourt?
No. No I don’t.
 
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But i wouldnt put it past her. Its the very thing that narcs do.
 
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I genuinely don’t have a shred of evidence for it at all other than my own mithering and the fact they’ve got a bit of fucked up history where she ALSO heavily implied a few years ago that some time later than this RB was her ex AA sponsor who crossed a bunch of lines with her. (Then walked that all back too).

It’s just the sort of thing Jack would make up to sound interesting with no care or concern for others IRL.
 
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Good morning. Spring is on it's way an Jack's getting taken to court for being a thieving billy bullshitter. Lovely stuff.
 
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I am so taken with my Jack-like genius in pairing Jack’s blouse quotes with Yvette, Maria and Mimi that I’d like to propose a new game where we pair nonsensical Jack quotes with the people we think really should have said them.

I’ll start.
 
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She only cares about her own “trauma” and how others actions impact her. She doesn’t give a shiny shit who she triggers with her trauma dumping.
 
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Where would you even go to buy a "blouse" now. I regularly go in nan shops with my own nan, and even they don't sell them anymore.
 
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Now I’m not saying I’ve got POWERS or anything, but…here’s me on February 2nd, making us all boak with a mouldy yoghurt simile.


and then on February 12th- THIS!



Turns out my ability to manipulate space and time works to summon mouldy yoghurt, and it takes a week to manifest. This is not a talent I want or need
 
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Isn’t it odd that a poor single mum seems to be able to just pop to the pub at the drop of a hat. 1. Where’s her child 2. How can she afford it! It’s not like she’s having half a cider and black and meeting her mates, she’s going to the pub for a whiskey and to knit. Bizarre.
 
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You’d think someone who’d been severely stalked for years, and lives in fear of her life because of said stalker, would be fucking horrified to receive an anonymous bouquet of flowers?
 
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You’d think someone who’d been severely stalked for years, and lives in fear of her life because of said stalker, would be fucking horrified to receive an anonymous bouquet of flowers?
Not anonymous, tenderstem. From herself Imaginary Russell
 
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I'm beginning to find the psychic powers of the canal quite spooky I have to say.
 
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And if you do go to the pub regularly. Wouldn't you nick toilet paper to use on your period rather than use socks. Or at your many yomps to local council meetings steal some.

I hate IDS but I would have laughed if I had heard that. The image in my head of her with a totes toastie in her drawers
 
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I'm beginning to find the psychic powers of the canal quite spooky I have to say.
Wasn't it you who summoned her back to twitter with your prediction of reactivation. Best keep your location locked down in case the Americans need you to identify the source of the unidentified flying objects they keep shooting down
 
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