Absolutely!I honestly think her main attraction is to herself. For all her protestations of low self-esteem, her self-image is in fact stratospheric. If it got any higher the American airforce would have to shoot it down and blame the Chinese.
I have known worse. I won't post more as it would need spoilers 6 deep, and I am still a little traumatised (offset by the comedy aspect)Not only have the dogs eaten my kebab, now im going to see that in my nightmares
*Ringo Starr voice*Jack’s train job list
Tube
Local train C2C
National train LNER
Jack’s actual options
TOOT TOOT
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Gordon, James and Henry would tell her constantly to keep her legs shut.*Ringo Starr voice*
“You can’t be a train driver!” Said the Fat Controller. “You’re far too pretty and besides, a young lady like you ought to be wearing a skirt.”
“Oh please sir” said Young Mx Monroe “It’s always been my dream to drive the trains and I’m ever so good at shovelling coal.”
“Well perhaps you should have kept your legs shut!” Chortled Thomas
Gordon is aGordon, James and Henry would tell her constantly to keep her legs shut.
Dump him.
This has turned into a mumsnet LTb threadCook him all the recipes first - then dump him
Sorry have I missed something..are we sure she hasn’t allegedly sent them out? I assumed she would get away with blaming the postie strike.So Jack yet again explicitly 100% lied in the Hattenstone article - no Patreon rewards have been sent out.
That is so fucking bad. And still keeping Patreon open
Awful shady behaviour.
not to mention newbies showing up with their wangs outDo you know what I love about these threads apart from the obvious that you are all very fucking funny? The way that anything Jack says takes on a life of its own and becomes a three headed monster. I bet she didn't even give it a second thought when she said that dog saved her money, now there's a whole subculture on these threads based around Content being a hardworking manual labour dog. Everything she says and does it so easy to ridicule and laugh at for days on end and you nasty bullying libellous fraus never give her an inch. Chapeau.
I’m pretty sure you’d fall foul of human rights laws and end up on trial at The Hague.Cook him all the recipes first - then dump him
Not a single squig has posted to Twitter to show off their exclusive shithouse onion sketch or latest slop recipe card, so I think we can safely assume none have been sent.Sorry have I missed something..are we sure she hasn’t allegedly sent them out? I assumed she would get away with blaming the postie strike.
I seem to recall one single person saying thanks for the framed photocards or some such. It felt a bit off though.I’m pretty sure you’d fall foul of human rights laws and end up on trial at The Hague.
Not a single squig has posted to Twitter to show off their exclusive shithouse onion sketch or latest slop recipe card, so I think we can safely assume none have been sent.
Be fair, maybe they all got years worth of those bloody cards and now look like this:So Jack yet again explicitly 100% lied in the Hattenstone article - no Patreon rewards have been sent out.
That is so fucking bad. And still keeping Patreon open
Awful shady behaviour.
I’m sure there must be functional, healthy poly relationships out there, but then I’ve never encountered one IRL.I'm sure all poly relationships aren't like this, but most of the ones I've known about seem to be along the lines of "I'm not married but my wife is." As in, one person wants to have other partners but they would lose their sh*t if any of their partners had other partners of their own. Maybe that is how Jack thinks polyamory works....
That was months ago, maybe yearsI seem to recall one single person saying thanks for the framed photocards or some such. It felt a bit off though.
Imagine a throuple of Russell Brand, Jack and IDK Russ In CheshireI’m sure there must be functional, healthy poly relationships out there, but then I’ve never encountered one IRL.
I’ve met people who aren’t really sure about their primary partner and/ or don’t have true intimacy with them so look elsewhere; and people who’ve frankly tried to rationalise being cheated on and lied to by using the word “polyamory”, but never seen the 100% healthy, consensual polyamory that people claim is possible. If Jack claims it then my guess is simply she’s just not that into whoever she is with. Jack doesn’t use words properly anyway, as we know (for example, identifying as “poor”, “lesbian”, “trans,” etc, none of which she is).
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