Jack Monroe #475 If you have Eamonn Holmes, place him on top of the chicken for added flavor

[Ablemabel]

ah feck, now she's in the lovely #sophiefromromania threads Booh.

Yes I was very disappointed to see that especially commenting on that delightful video from this morning!

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Burger Boy back for Valentine’s Day did you say…

Spoiler: Gross and possibly NSFW

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Why did I have to see this after ordering a McDonald's?

 

[Cookiecookie]

Jeffrey? Geoffrey?
I had totally forgotten about him...

Healthy Harold. I thought he was animatronic, but it's a puppet. Very strange concept, regardless!

 

[mince]

I still won't throw a frizbee near an electricity pylon

Kids in water: they love it. Oh Rolf, how could you?

 

[GigglePops]

What could account for this constant exhaustion?

Totally unrelated question:

Does anyone know if cocaine makes you tired?

The comedown does, particularly if you have been using it so that you can drink more. You have to stop for that to kick in.

 

[Yer_wha?!]

. Yeah you’d definitely have to ask a butcher. I think my mum used to render it down herself from big fatty chunks of meat. Bit of a palaver.

I buy blocks of it in Asda

 

[TankGirl]

Don't have too big of a dino nap if she's back!

Do you literally want me to stop breathing?
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You've forgotten grain silos.

And people spontaneously combusting …

 

[Pdawg]

Jack doesn't

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Mither - I always find her long hair photos jarring because she looks so normal

 

[Captainmouse]

Prune and oat smoothie just cut out the middle man and pour it straight down the loo

I have a smoothie every morning for breakfast - skim milk and banana, or strawberry, oats and honey, or occasionally frozen fruit (as a last resort, I don’t like the seeds!). I have never wanted to ever add a prune to the mix. Just, ugh. And she’s saying it helps you go? If you need a five prune smoothie to you need to see a doctor.

And she put this in a book she charged money for!!! What next, two senokot sprinkled with sugar served on a rinsed hoop (which is what you’d need to do after a prune smoothie)

Can you deploy the sieve?

 

[alphaspagbol]

Back in the 90s, my dad kept a huge saucepan filled with lard in the cupboard under the sink. That were his chip pan, he'd change the lard once a year.
The chips were amazing, the hygeine was honking by today's standards I suppose.
But I were a kid so I knew no better.

Same. Except it was beef dripping in our chip pan - also made excellent chips

 

[sleepingsatellite]

The suspected main Jack sock has deactivated just as she has reappeared.

Really makes you think.

Is there a multiple personality thing going on here?

 

[Wooh]

I was so scared of getting on an escalator that I pissed around so much I did actually get my skirt caught in it

I am still alive though. Boogs 1 Escalator 0

These comments are a horror shoe. All we had to worry about was Argentine Ants. I think they were going to take over Australia. There was a bounty offered, which kept me pretty busy.

https://www.agriculture.gov.au/biosecurity-trade/pests-diseases-weeds/plant/tramp-ants

Yes, Australia does have a bit of a racism problem. Why do you ask?

 

[Wooh]

These things #1948truther

A pink dolly of faecal matter. So cheery, so sweet

 

[lilykestrel]

Using a 3rd party app As I’m blocked by the div, but it looks like she has 0 followers??

Na Twitter de and reactivation screws the numbers, it'll reset soon

 

[L3moning]

Same. Except it was beef dripping in our chip pan - also made excellent chips

I know my nan always used to go on about eating beef dripping on toast. Which sounds vile, tbh. Not sure if you can even get beef dripping now (not in supermarkets, anyway, I'm guessing if you asked a butcher you could).

 

[Captainmouse]

17 and climbing

 

[House of Carbonara]

Oh come now. C’est pas vrai surely. Perhaps among the nouveau riche, cherie, but the rest of us wouldn’t do that. Jamais !

Ooooh, shades of Miss Mapp (well, Mapp-Flint really) after her honeymoon in France.

 

[TankGirl]

I certainly hope the price of coke will be included in the VBI

Yeah the bloody price of it these days …

 

[ForgettyBetty]

Which foodbank?

 

[I'm not actually here]

Genuinely keep at the thought of her desperately trying to come up with a cracking comeback zinger, frantically scribbling them down in a moleskine then furiously crossing them out with one of her special "do not touch Jack's pens" pen.
Lol, the wanker.

Babe, same.