The quality has been going down for years. Like a Mars Bar, in 1995 it was a hefty snack that could replace lunch. Today, 1mm of chocolate and gone in 3 bites.
Yeah, and
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A Mars a day helps you Work, Rest and Play
Mars Bars were only for the grown-ups in our household cos they cost about sixpence ... unless we bought our own from our 1 shilling pocket money on a Friday night. Us young'uns had a Milky Way instead cos they only cost tuppence(1) or thruppence. Sometimes when my granny was feeling generous she'd slice a Mars Bar into 10 little pieces and share it out - that was only if we were good that day, though, and hadn't been caught taking a sneaky slug from her Lucozade. Jack Monroe could only dream of such deprivation and poverty.
Mick Jagger snacked on Marianne Faithful's Mars Bar from her tuppence(2) ... allegedly.
Translation:
Sixpence = 2p or 3p (actually 2½p originally but they did away with the ½p in the 80s)
1 shilling = 5p (hard to believe but a shilling bought a load of sweeties from the corner shop in the 60s - especially when the newly hired assistant couldn't work the scales for months and measured out half a pound of sweeties from the jars instead of a quarter. What? Of course we didn't tell her! Well, in them days it was rude to tell a grown up they were wrong.
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I blame her for my weight problem to this day. Karma or wot.
Tuppence (1) and
Thruppence = 1p. And 4 old pennies (fourpence) was 2p, as was 5 old pennies (fivepence) Yeah, the ½p was supposed to replace the old penny, but ... confused? So were we!
Tuppence (2) = Marianne Faithful's Fanny
1960s/70s Lucozade = Only ever bought for the sick or older people as a pick-me-up back then. A dimpled bottle always wrapped in yellow crinkly cellophane which children delighted in ripping off and looking through: Oh look, the sky's yellow! Oh look, daddy's face is yellow! Oh look, granny's legs are yellow! Oh how funny, lol. Aah, us poors had to make our own fun in them days ...
And here endeth the history lesson.