Jack Monroe #475 If you have Eamonn Holmes, place him on top of the chicken for added flavor

[Geetbo]

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Does anybody have the number for payroll? Seems we're supposed to be getting paid by 30p and That Man.

I don’t live far from 30p so I’ll go round and force feed him three tin tender till he writes a cheque.

I don’t anticipate it taking long.

 

[OkTinkerbell]

Saw this, thought immediately of Jack…

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

updated

 

[CocoCottesmore]

Owl champagning at this. Name not redacted as I think, in this instance it's OK.

 

[stunrw]

Ah, if she's no longer claiming she's a celebrity, Essex Police will be able to redeploy all the people from their special celebrity unit...............

 

[Sensible Susan]

Right then. I'm in for the night and ready for it.

I found a fancy bottle of wine in the back of the cupboard (not a puddle) that has been hiding here since Christmas. I don't know how it's still here but it'll be gone by about 9pm, so hurry up and start a chaos Jackie. Thank you in advance xxx

I'm in charge of 33 grandchildreen until their bed time, yay

Edit: 3

 

[Salmonshirt]

Me: Maybe Jack will come back totally different and realise she’s been a bit of a dick

Also me: ah, never mind

 

[Eurgh]

DEAD PEOPLE CANT PUNCTUATE.

 

[Elsie Ben Felyn]

First tweet bingo:

I see that everyone is talking about me again so..

Do you like a hobnob or a lemon puff?

I’m fragile but this place..you..are my lifeline so I’m back

Misty Buff or Taupe

Can anyone suggest a good spot for wild swimming next January?

I fed 5000 of my closest friends last night with just milk and beige biscuits

I haven’t moved, I just live in a different house now.

 

[MoistenedGussets]

I have a box of 6 Eamon Holmes
They're all a bit cracked.
Gonna make an Eamonlette..

 

[Veronicaaa]

Hold on...isn't this libellous? Calling Anderson dishonest? Based on what? He is odious, I agree with her on that but she has basically done what she accuses him of.
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Also, *he's* obsessed with *her*? He said one thing about her on some vlog a year ago and she hasn't stopped wanging on about him since.

 

[Katkat]

I asked Positive News for their source and/or evidence that Jack campaigns for the CPAG. They replied that she is listed as one of their ambassadors on their website. That’s it.
<Insert eye rolls>

 

[lilykestrel]

I mean if I wanted to, I could, with the click of a button, very easily move the balance of my current account into a separate pot on the app, or even into the current account I have with another bank before taking a screenieo.

 

[Lazarus]

I’m not sure if this is an unpopular opinion, but I don’t think there has been or ever will be an ‘intervention’ from Jack’s friends or family.
I’m not even sure I think there needs to be. What would they say? “You’re making a cunt of yourself”?

 

[Katkat]

I don’t know about you lot but if I had over half a million followers on Twitter, I’d be tweeting a link to donate to the earthquake relief. Or at least signposting how you can help*

* I know there are a million other things she could do too but I just watched a video on the relief effort and it’s done me in. Why can’t she help anyone but herself?

 

[10to2]

Irish woman who has done the value stuff for years very well and with lots of useful practical stuff … is this not essentially the vbi with no drama or fanfare

 

[Satisfying Click]

Jack will sue over punctuation. All you commas out there, warned.

 

[That Forensic Man]

The grifty kitchen cover photo isn’t on her Twitter when I looked there; let’s see which ultimately misleading nonsense replaces it

 

[lilykestrel]

I think Calmly can be added to the list of words that Jack doesn't know the meaning to.

and 'rarely'.

Trolls 007: License to Escalate

 

[Lazarus]

I looked up #DeadPeopleCantRiot on Instagram and there’s 3 pictures. 2 of the same double-barrelled surname with a neck beard. I noticed his T-shirt has a black apostrophe - was this self administered or did she add that before selling them?