Jack Monroe # 47 And Still I Rinse

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Jack Monroe #48 zoom, zoom, zoom, she’s going to Dishoom

(particularly poignant for anyone who’s been to a toddler group in the last twenty years 😬)
 
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My first suggestion for a thread title #48
‘ Jacks unruly labia marauding around Edinburgh like the yellow-sticker Mafia’
 
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If you search for LABIA on this forum, there's four pages of results. All Jack's.

Hi! New Member here but long time observer ;) I saw why she turned the comments off on IG, someone asked what happened to Cooper and did she take him with her to Edinburgh because he must be grieving and lonely after losing the kitten. There was a rude response but didn't read it completely. Good to virtually meet you all.
Welcome to the coven! And thank you!
 
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‘Instinctively adapting throughout’
SHE CAN’T WRITE
 
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@MancBee I can completely relate to the feeling of wanting to escape and just go and be "normal" somewhere for a bit, away from all your troubles. I did that last year, just for couple of days. That's all i could afford as I'm not skint like R Jackie (think that was me btw 😌).
I used to call it my "running away" feelings. It did me a power of good and I returned ready to face real life again. Unfortunately I can't afford the overseas places anymore, but have friends in various places in the UK. I go stay with them and my condition is never mentioned, we just have a good laugh together. I do have some very close friends that I can call on if I get really down with things, but I prefer to just escape those feelings if I can. If not I go sulk for a day or so, with by bottom lip quivering, feeling sorry for myself and get it out of my system.

I just think R Jackie could do with some of the same. Leave her old life behind for a few days, get some perspective on her own situation. Escape the torment 😂 that she endures on SM. She might see that there is a whole world out there that isn't full of misery.

Hospital been on the phone all morning, various departments. Surgery booked for Tuesday, so Covid Test again Sunday. Be glad to get it over with. Might do a runaway weekend to my best friend in Liverpool next weekend.
 
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She seems to be trying to do better today. Actually spent an entire morning with a physical human being, outside her flat, and managed to not live tweet it?? Turning off comments is clearly an attempt to not get dragged into her beloved twitter spats. Thirst pics are, so far, but a glint in her (invisibly bruised) eye...

I give it six hours 🤣
 
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Morning (just) fraus!

If I was a Weegie, I might be insulted by that quote.

Oh, and for someone concerned with stalking she's very open about her location. I've worked out pretty much where she's staying just from her posts. And I know where she bought all the yellow stickered foods from - cos anyone who lives here could with all the info she puts out!

@MancBee I can completely relate to the feeling of wanting to escape and just go and be "normal" somewhere for a bit, away from all your troubles. I did that last year, just for couple of days. That's all i could afford as I'm not skint like R Jackie (think that was me btw 😌).
I am a Weegie and can confirm I am insulted. So much so that I will now spend the next 38 hours crying and buying wigs before taking my suitcase full of blenders to London.
 
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She has to create a story or drama behind every single thing. I think her implying she is intersex probably just comes from her having large / ‘unusual’ labia, and of course she can’t be one of the many women who don’t have stereotypical pornstar labia - she has to dramatise it

I am and always will be a genderqueer androgynous little dyke
(eye roll)

The caption with the Dishoom picture smacks of "food reviewer" to me. Is that her new plan? Travel/restaurant blogger?
How she could review food is hilarious, seeing as her food is created for people with no teeth.
 
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I think that was on her mumsnet AMA? Cabal?
Yes, that's right. She was suggesting that she was intersex. Which is clearly bullshit, given that she got pregnant easily and gave birth. Many of her lies are just astoundingly stupid.
 
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I am and always will be a genderqueer androgynous little dyke
(eye roll)



How she could review food is hilarious, seeing as her food is created for people with no teeth.
But she is not androgynous, she is clearly a woman. Short hair does not make you androgynous, a leather jacket doesn't make you butch, denim shirts don't make you manly. Just as a T Shirt with FEMME on it wouldn't make me feminine. Get to duck. (R Jackie, not you BBL)
 
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But she is not androgynous, she is clearly a woman. Short hair does not make you androgynous, a leather jacket doesn't make you butch, denim shirts don't make you manly. Just as a T Shirt with FEMME on it wouldn't make me feminine. Get to duck. (R Jackie, not you BBL)
In her weird little brain (🙄), she definitely seems to think that's how it works. I cannot pretend to understand those issues, but I do know by bringing it down to clothes and hairdos, she's cheapening them greatly.
 
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