Why you sob?
Scary fish gob
What the fish cause?
Jack DRAMATIC PAUSE
Scary fish gob
What the fish cause?
Jack DRAMATIC PAUSE
She calls this Mumma Jack’s Best Ever Pelvic Rorshach PuddingI cannot believe that Jack immortalized this traumatic event in stollen and “stray pots of cream lying around”. What a sicko.
Apologies if I’m doing this wrong…Thread title by ME inspired by a neckbeard.
For my prize i shall have a night with Andi Peters and Gorka off Strictly.
Update - all quite on the Southend Front so we are currently doing Jack as fish. Enjoy x
I know we were WARNED not to consume liquids while tattling but I’m maverick so I ignored the warning. Now I’ve snorted Rioja down my nose on seeing that picture. Send kitchen towelos.
His £1 vegan paella is nice! I think I found the recipe on the Grauniad website. Sometimes I make it with toasted almonds rather than artichokes.Quoting myself like a ninny because I just remembered I alsoed and ed when he said he'd added some fresh spinach because a) nutrition is important when cooking on a budget and b) so is presentation, and even if it's budget cooking it should still look nice and appetising and not just be beige meals
Does she not floss or something? Those gums look really inflamed and soreAre we still doing Jack as fish?
I don't have kitchen roll to hand, could I interest you in a cut up, painstakingly and gently hemmed old t shirt, tender one?I know we were WARNED not to consume liquids while tattling but I’m maverick so I ignored the warning. Now I’ve snorted Rioja down my nose on seeing that picture. Send kitchen towelos.
You've won Tattle for the evening. No, for the *decade*
She doesn’t photograph wellJack as a piranha.
Piranhas are South American fish with razor-sharp teeth and a reputation for feeding frenzies. In fact, piranha means "tooth fish" in the Brazilian language of the Tupi people. However, not all piranha species have a taste for blood; some are vegetarian. I wonder if any piranhas are 90% vegan.
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Honestly I hope she never comes back to Twitter.
Since she takes bowls of potatoes to bed, I'm saying she doesn't brush at night.Does she not floss or something? Those gums look really inflamed and sore! You can see some of them are receding as well.
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