I've never exposed myself to the horror of her singing before and I definitely hear "if you crack out the poo balls"
I've never exposed myself to the horror of her singing before and I definitely hear "if you crack out the poo balls"Please tell me I'm not the only one who hears "head to the crack of the Pumble"
I NOT sobAre the 'plates' removable? I have a Russell hobbs thingy where the plates come out for washing and the have different plates for different things. Cheaper than bunging on the cooker for bacon, sausages burger’s etc
To be fair, I think that was the least of OH’s worries
If anyone wants a new avi, or even if you just haven’t seen it before, there’s a LOT going on here. The expressions are a constant pendulum between simpleton and serial killer. No HONKING either so you can watch with the volume up
(That’s her “security filter” by the way)
You forgot the pack of wolves chasing her...This reminded me of one of the first things that made me go Hmmmre: JM's story & general personality. It was a tweet where she said something like:
I slowly, painstakingly dragged a cart full of heavy parcels through icy hail and winds to the post office this morning. Even though it was agony with my hurty shoulder and crumbling bones and I've probably caught pneumonia now. I know people's orders are late but it's just me, all by my little smol self, doing everything and it's really hard and you're all so mean and ungrateful.
Except somehow I remember it as being even more whiny than I can seem to write
ETA: I can't remember when that was so don't know what she was sending. Maybe Kickstarter books or possibly Patreon?
She's disgusting.Jack’s got a very limited understanding of lots of things. Especially
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"A pretty fucking poof" SURE JAN.
She went through a phase of using this filter on everything and every time I saw it I nearly ground my teeth to powder. Just when you think she can't be any more fucking annoying.
Did it to my cat the other day and her head stunk of shitIf you ever get the opportunity to sniff birds/animals, do it.
It's where the copyright free music just stops in the middle and there's a three second pause before it restarts. She couldn't even be arsed to loop it. Sloppy, cheap and shit just like everything she touches (apart from the sideboards )It's making me feel a bit 'stabby' which is inconvenient because I don't have to open any tins for dinner
Also, is it possible to regurgitate disgust because I'm now remembering the whole hilarious 'flappy fish' debacle too.
AND THE MUSIC
No problem. Clothes don’t really need washing. Just hang them up around the house to air them out. Or shove them in bin bags under the bed and just buy some more.
Do you know what I think would be good? Louis Theroux meets Jack MonroeI still like the reason she gave for turning down a TV series
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I remain hopeful of a show focused on Jack’s singing, dancing, poetry, home decor tips, cooking, thrifty hacks, fashion and makeup guidance, garden chair arranging and two year old hot takes on the issues of the dayWe chat to 'A Girl Called Jack' author Jack Monroe • Northern Life
When Karen the editor asked if I fancied interviewing Jack Monroe for this issue I was whooping and a-cheering and telling everyone from the mums...northernlifemagazine.co.uk
Don’t fear for Jack, my tenderstems. She’s just now softly, gently, painstakingly moving one scant item at a time across the mountains, prairies and valleys of Thorpe Bay all by her smol pixie self.
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One teeny teeny tiny arthritically agonized snuffling and giggling step closer, always closer, forever closer, to her grifted home and its impossibly bucolic spring-blooming forever hydrangea.
(ETA for those who don’t know, this is really Jack. It’s from her Insta)
Jack hun, get invisaline. If you can afford the Emin in the bathroom, you can afford it.Jack as a piranha.
Piranhas are South American fish with razor-sharp teeth and a reputation for feeding frenzies. In fact, piranha means "tooth fish" in the Brazilian language of the Tupi people. However, not all piranha species have a taste for blood; some are vegetarian. I wonder if any piranhas are 90% vegan.
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I would love someone to design a bot called ‘mitherbot’ to just randomly, slowly, gently report on price changes at her.I'm quite amused but the squigs who @ Jack to say that their favourite peas have gone up by 20p. What on earth do they think she's going to do about it.
Also I imagine it grates her mushrooms.
I’m honestly devastated and need some time to process this terrible betrayal. But I will *dramatic pause* dramatic pause rise.I'm sad Dramatic Pause didn't make Fred title. Might flounce.
Christ, what did I just watch? Was like somebody who is unfamiliar with humans tried to depict one in a cartoon. (Love the fact that even cartoonified her nails still look filthy!)To be fair, I think that was the least of OH’s worries
If anyone wants a new avi, or even if you just haven’t seen it before, there’s a LOT going on here. The expressions are a constant pendulum between simpleton and serial killer. No HONKING either so you can watch with the volume up
(That’s her “security filter” by the way)
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