Haha! I like Toff for what it's worth. Completely transparent about having a ghostwriter help her with her books etc, unlike many so called zeleb authors...shame Jack turned one down hehe.
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Lol it is legit one of my aneurysms about her stupid “crying cos jam had gone up sixpence” story in Feb 2022 that she wasn’t even buying the bleeping jam back in THE POV, just being thick as pigshit about price increases.
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I'm quite amused but the squigs who @ Jack to say that their favourite peas have gone up by 20p. What on earth do they think she's going to do about it.
Also I imagine it grates her mushrooms.
Also I imagine it grates her mushrooms.
My kid saw a heron land on our garage roof and gobsmacked said to me, 'mummy, look! an eagle!' I was tres amused, especially when it did a massive plop that seemed to jet propel it off said roof...
Ninnies it is imperatIve not to consume liquid beverages whilst tattling, we would hate to lose any of you, or for you to require a trip to a&e
WARNED,
I still like the reason she gave for turning down a TV series
We chat to 'A Girl Called Jack' author Jack Monroe • Northern Life
When Karen the editor asked if I fancied interviewing Jack Monroe for this issue I was whooping and a-cheering and telling everyone from the mums...
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at the 'Fraus on the ground' book shop reports.
Maybe Jack's been WARNED by Bluebird about the Titanic level book failure and she's in a sulk. There must be some uncomfortable questions to answer. Rosemary dropping her right before the book release feels planned for maximum damage. What I'd give to be a fly on the wall in United's office that day.
PS. There's a lone swan that hates my guts at the lake near me, I shan't be getting close enough to sniff him but he's just as likable as our Jackie.
at the 'Fraus on the ground' book shop reports. Maybe Jack's been WARNED by Bluebird about the Titanic level book failure and she's in a sulk. There must be some uncomfortable questions to answer. Rosemary dropping her right before the book release feels planned for maximum damage. What I'd give to be a fly on the wall in United's office that day.
PS. There's a lone swan that hates my guts at the lake near me, I shan't be getting close enough to sniff him but he's just as likable as our Jackie.
Dearest, are you Snow White, perchance?Saw a grey heron, hand-fed three robins and had a jackdaw land on my foot today. Can’t confirm any smells
Not meaning to traumatise you further tenderstem, but what about those jack fish that'll swim up your watnots if you have a piss
Sorry haven't had chance to Grunk yet.
Jack Cod-roe? (Apols if done already)
Had to whizz into Asda again, GK *still* covered up by 2 copies of Dr Rupy's book so either a) no one is looking for it or b) it was uncovered and has been covered up again
Also, I've started keeping my receipts, mainly to give me an idea of what my next shop will cost. I've probably done more VBI-ing than JM has since she invented it. Or am I Jack?
Jack Cod-roe? (Apols if done already)
Had to whizz into Asda again, GK *still* covered up by 2 copies of Dr Rupy's book so either a) no one is looking for it or b) it was uncovered and has been covered up again
Also, I've started keeping my receipts, mainly to give me an idea of what my next shop will cost. I've probably done more VBI-ing than JM has since she invented it. Or am I Jack?
Sounds nearly as painful as listening to Jack sing
I cannot believe that Jack immortalized this traumatic event in stollen and “stray pots of cream lying around”. What a sicko.
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The NYT has an article today about what future humans will find cringe about 2020s humans. This stood out to me:
Really makes you think
Really makes you think
she could have skipped, the fags, booze snow vape expensive makeup, designer clothes, doc martens etc etc
Now she’s on the bonne maman and the coconut stuff that cost over a fiver a jar
below 3000, going by estimate tools that's about 60 sales a day
(yooooooo-REEEEEEE-thruuuuuhhhh)
Please tell me I'm not the only one who hears "head to the crack of the Pumble"
I HEARD IT!!!!
But now my dog smells like Stella Artois and I look like I've pissed myself.Marry me
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