I'm ROFLing at the comment below about "I'm going to switch off comments now to give other posts a chance". A classic passive-aggressive STFU if ever there was one.
I'm ROFLing at the comment below about "I'm going to switch off comments now to give other posts a chance". A classic passive-aggressive STFU if ever there was one.She “lost 6lbs this week”? She couldn’t just say she lost 1lb, or even 2. No, she has to go with 6lbs just like she had to go for a bottle and a half of whisky a day, 40 tramadols, switching the fridge off, boiling soap, no Christmas tree, etc etc. She has no sense of moderation or proportion or normality.
She probably had the runs after eating one of her filthy nail slop creations, tender one.She “lost 6lbs this week”? She couldn’t just say she lost 1lb, or even 2. No, she has to go with 6lbs just like she had to go for a bottle and a half of whisky a day, 40 tramadols, switching the fridge off, boiling soap, no Christmas tree, etc etc. She has no sense of moderation or proportion or normality.
Oscars understudyFRAUEN... We need some career options for her....
ProperPerhaps the fraus could get together for an annual festival - a cross between Glastonbury and a renaissance fair. Maybe name it Slopfayre or Slopstock or Fraufair? Everyone turns up wearing their best court outfits. Music from Pet Slop Bots, catering from Ocado. Prizes can be won for the following games: hook aduckbrambly mouse, guess the number of coins in the bathtub, pin the hands on Caroline, whack-a-pumble, cross-country yomping (first one to Asda wins!). All fairground rides will have a Monroeverse theme - Snow Grotto, experience real-life blizzards in a safe environment; tunnel of tender lovers (don't panic, it's just a boat ride); Flouncy Castle; Big Fat Greek Sledding. There will be a model 'village' but naturally it will only contain the shitty bungalow.
We can do historical re-enactments too. The 'historic events' would be scenes from the life of Jack and could include: improbable sloping platform mishap, the escape of Harold from Dordrecht, the Great Potato Flounce, The Pumble Terrorising Villagers of Olde Southend. There will be jousting to symbolise the Oliver-Monroe feud. Attendees will join a commemoration of the Slopalong Martyrs. To close the event, a procession of fraus could burn an effigy of their choosing (the dire potato, wicker Katie Hopkins, giant tinned chickpea, SIDEBOARDS). Then everyone applauds.
Nobody can say I haven't thought this through.
We will meet every year on the anniversary of the VBI (coming from the past so apologies if someone else already suggested)Just in case there is an intervention, and it is successful, and she leaves Twitter etc, (so highly unlikely, you can stop reading now!!!) can the canal arrange a date we all reconvene eg the 344th day of each year.. Or something?!
She looks like the sad-face teenage boy in a “THEY SENT MY BOY HOME FROM SCHOOL BECAUSE OF HIS HAIRCUT” local news story.She was proper traumatized by that Katie Hopkins trial, wasn’t she? Waffling this shite right in between the hearing and the opinion. View attachment 1915626View attachment 1915629View attachment 1915630View attachment 1915632View attachment 1915677Also, how can she look like that in those gloss pics when she looked like THIS IRL. Make-up is truly AMAZING!View attachment 1915673
This is true. And depressing. But she doesn't just want money for nothing, she wants adulation and esteem and that's over. The dissenting voices are too numerous and too loud.She doesn't have to do anything at all now. People have been giving on patreon for ages and not getting anything in return because it doesn't matter to them.
Even if their numbers were halved tomorrow she's got a fantastic income until well, the rest cancel or...die eventually. The grift is a success. Her work is done.
Thread title?She bought that fuckin eye patch from Toys R Us
Eye patch aside, why does it look like her top is made of toilet paper?She is such a twat with that eye patch. It also looks like she is on the top deck of a double decker bus.
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https://giphy.com/11vUtLUUATEwIEGreat suggestions, our adaptation will be Waiting for Vimes.
This…just when you think you’ve seen the worst picture of her that exists, you show us this.Just going through Gloss again perusing the many many looks of Jack and I think this is my favourite - Sideshow Bob hair plus some doilies fashioned into a disgusting year 8 fashion show style ensemble.
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She just looks so uncomfortable. She's obviously breathing in, was she planning on walking round with her stomach sucked in and shoulders hunched up by her ears all day? The Sideshow Bob hair is just the creme de la creme
That was majorI particularly enjoy 1:11 in, when she looks like a very defiant Yoda about to challenge Senator Palpatine in battle wielding a leek.
ETA: huge sorry-os to Yoda. It was merely the brandishing of a green stick that led me to comparison, the likeness ends there. Unless you take into consideration the fact they’re both very smol.
The critter has Tiffany & co eyeballs.
Isn’t that her Viv?Eye patch aside, why does it look like her top is made of toilet paper?
I say Holmes, you may have cracked it, one bedroom, but she didn’t state how many. Maybe the whole row! Each one a different roomNo wonder Jack is downsizing.
We haven't moved onI know we’ve moved on, but…
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