Jack Monroe #469 Spam fits my macros.

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I'm fighting my accounts as we speak (well, obvs, not right now as I am having a break Grunking), but if somebody not bound by the rules of Tattle feels like reporting her to HMRC, I'm right behind them. Jimmy, come on down.
 
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She's been so adamant she's been sober for how long though. I dont know how she could climb down from that. She never admits 'I lied' she contorts herself into a total pretzel to try to join the inconsistencies, I just can't see her admitting she's not. It would be damming evidence of the ease with which she lies and she's kept this one up for so long. Still got sober in her bio too.
 
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I think she’ll just tweet some random shit about Opal Fruits and Marathon bars, and completely ignore the suicide breadcrumbing she indulged in.
 
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I know we've been enjoying this *Dramatic Pause* and there can never be too many fish comparisons ...but...but....what if Jack has actually gone off Twitter for good? What if she is actually getting help for her numerous issues? Do we softly, gently fade away? Where will we, The Canal of mithering ninnies go? Do we seek out another grifter and reconvene or just bask in the glory of our humour and persistence in the face of such mighty amounts of slop, lies and outright grifting?
 
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freegle have reposted the googly eyed pepper article. i hate this image with a passion

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The leftover article at least is a lot less dumb than the thrifty hacks in her book. Some examples in it might be a bit far-fetched, but I don't mind it as much as other stuff


(Sorry, this was before I looked again, and the banana skin part is stupid. Perhaps I had forgotten how stupid usually her hacks are and that she talks about sexing up fried rice. With an 'Oof' in a sentence. OK, I take it all back)
 
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I do like the idea of hunting for another grifter. But will anyone be as entertaining as Jack Monroe? She's been an 11/10 grifter.

*When I say 'hunting' I'm not advocating the literal hunting of grifters. Just thought I should clarify, don't want them to stop breathing etc etc.
 
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If you follow them both you can see if they follow each other. Currently they do.
You can also use https://www.hacktrix.com/twitter-follow-checker/ to see if accounts follow each other.

I would have to be on the bones of my arse FOR REAL to take a job at any workplace where everyone is a Jack fan
Mate, I once worked in an office full of women who were all on slimming world. I’m still recovering from that one. Imagine the packed lunch honk.
 
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I know I don't think another grifter could inspire such heights of creativity. We've had it all from court outfits, counting teeth and chairs, slop bot, Jack as crockery, Jack as fish, the slopalongs and the sloppies. Who else would cause such chaos and hilarity in an unintentional way with an underlying odour of grift and connivance

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The odour of inexplicable egg lingering until the afternoon tea break
 
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That Gloss page is a goldmine. Just rejoined it to have another look at her posts.

When you search for her name, some posts come up that aren’t by her. The comments she’s left on some of them are, well -
July ‘17 she’s recommending Chanel lippy to someone (How does that tie in with the pov timelines?)

Then there’s this on someone who’s dyed her hair pink:



Then there’s this on someone who’s posting because a man has just broken her heart:



The difference in herself before she joined the page, and after:



wee random photo comment on someone’s post:



and another, showing off her eye shadow:



just needing some high end lippy to add to the collection, again, in 2017:



just recommending some fancy gifts: (her son gets charity shop shit and marbles, remember



Then there’s this, from the most lesbiany lesbian ever:
 
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