Jack Monroe #469 Spam fits my macros.

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Fish Jacks are giving me life. Each one is funnier than the next. I'm going to piss my pants and go for a sandwich in a mo. I'm an OG frau, been at this for nearly 3 years now. It still astounds me that when you Google Jack Monroe in images, she looks like approx. 200 different people. But it's all Jack. Is she an android who can change her appearance at will? I mean wtf?
 
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I love it when I catch up with Tattle and everyone’s in a middle of a game. It’s like being in an episode of Cabin Pressure trying to work out what game Douglas and Martin are playing. <niche joke>
Yellow car!

Bugger , just seen @FeelingGroovy beat me.
 
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Good lord Fraus. I just trespassed into another Tattle thread by ACCIDENT*…and lord Jesus have mercy on me. Thank you all for being such a lovely part of the internet and being very supportive of one another. It’s lovely. Also, I saw the recipe for ‘haggis style meatballs’ or whatever she called them, and basically they are meatballs sans any sort of haggis. It really pushed me to a near aneurysm. Anyway. WARNED. I am BUSY working on photoshopping JM into the fish images that have had me and all day.

*accident as in I went there
 
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Hopefully Jack will be quiet for the entirety of this thread and DRAMATIC PAUSE will still be up for the next thread title. Quite apt if there's a slight pause before the DRAMATIC PAUSE.
I am going maverick and voting DRAMATIC PAUSE for thread title, yes it's early but like I said, Maverick. Also DRAMATIC PAUSE entirely sums up both her Twatter break and her terrible public speaking she has the audacity to pretend she can do & charge fucking 000s and travel expenses for, the
 
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I really need to give CP another listen. I very nearly crashed my car when Arthur had an allergic reaction to Dragon Fruit because I was insensible through laughter.
isn't it glorious. Its possibly my favourite ever radio show and bang on to people to listen to it. FYI don't know if you know but S2 is on bbc sounds atm.
 
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OH JFC I've just been grunting sat on the sofa on laptop. Eldest (14m) was sat playing Fortnite or whatever it was on the TV as it's an INSET day tomorrow, then came to join me. Aw, bit of Me+1 time. Saw where I was at... this post... and.. this will hurt to type... "oooh.... scroll up, she looked hot"

Then In scrolled down a bit and Ethan said... "oh bloody hell no no, sorry mum, eww, wouldn't ever"

He's scuttled back to the other side and I'm sat here tying not to owl champagne about it. I also have questions... Don't want the answers yet though.
 
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The 4 blogs a week ain’t happening are they, still we’ll always have ‘wild camping’ japes later this year to look forward to….we will won’t we ?
 
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Two of the worst things ever-mime & Monroe. I would ask why (& please can someone add ‘comic’ yet again to the list of words Jack doesn’t know the meaning of) but I already know-attention 🥱
 
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Good lord Fraus. I just trespassed into another Tattle thread by ACCIDENT*

*accident as in I went there
Was it the Stephen bear thread? I still carry the psychological scars from venturing in there. Send therapist-os.

View attachment 1913374View attachment 1913375(It’s a real fish! It’s a Hairy Frogfish)

Oh lawd, I was going through my saved files earlier and came across my Jack Slash hybrid picture. Send 344 more therapist-os.


 
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