Jack Monroe #468 Remove my photo! Warned!

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Jack describing herself as a reporter and reads seven (SEVEN) newspapers a day. Send pathologistos, for I am
I'm on it babe x

I feel like saying this every time I see a coffin-o but will attempt to desist. My favourite the other day was "send diary-os" which made me laugh as a) you don't want anyone sending you THAT and b) you can source it yourself by means of Jack's "Get up and Go" prune breakfast muck.

Much love to all mithering ninny dear s xx especially those going through hard times xx
 
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I always imagine Jack to smell like my oldest dog. Aka farts and cow shit.
I always imagine her smelling like a pair of mens jeans that have been worn for many months but never washed, or a damp flannel that's been sat at the bottom of the laundry bin for days.
 
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Just been to my local Asda and had my usual meander along the book aisle... Happy to report someone had already covered up the couple of copies of Grifty Kitchen up with a book by Dr Rupy (? think that was his name) had a little flick through it, some nice, well presented recipes
 
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The three copies or so I saw in my Morrisons the other week are still there. Didn't bother to cover them as nobody is fucking buying them anyway
 
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Frauen are everywhere!
 
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The three copies or so I saw in my Morrisons the other week are still there. Didn't bother to cover them as nobody is fucking buying them anyway
Whenever I go in Tesco I check to make sure none have sold. So far I haven’t been disappointed.
 
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The three copies or so I saw in my Morrisons the other week are still there. Didn't bother to cover them as nobody is fucking buying them anyway
Jack has never invaded Southern Europe so I am happy to say that I've never seen a copy of this fucking pile of cockwank
 
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He extensively researched Middle East conflicts* and was very much against the neocon/pro-war right wing. Jack and her simplistic thinking again.

*Including the 2003 invasion of Iraq - around the time Jack was getting expelled for being a rebel/not being expelled but being a geeky bookworm (delete as appropriate)
 
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I always imagine her smelling like a pair of mens jeans that have been worn for many months but never washed, or a damp flannel that's been sat at the bottom of the laundry bin for days.
Jack smells like her laundry that is only washed at 30 degrees with half the recommended dose of laundry powder.....
.....HONKING
 
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i imagine she smells of not-quite dry laundry that's been left too long and a particularly obnoxious vape juice flavour

and she's definitely one of those who has to do the massive vape clouds that hit you in the face from 10 metres away
 
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Hope your appointment went OK? Sorry I've been BUSY so haven't managed to spot if someone else has already asked.
Thank you for checking up, it went as I expected really. Very reassuring that it’s unlikely to be anything sinister but referred on for further investigation due to the nature of the problem
 
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Bloody hell, running at almost a thread a day! Jack still flounced off but quietly, softly, gently blocking people according to what they're posting. Did we work out the record time off twitter yet?

Meanwhile I've been BUSY doing things Jack has never done: working and looking after the kids. Any clues what she's been up to besides comedown and counting sideboards?
 
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