I'm on it babe xJack describing herself as a reporter and reads seven (SEVEN) newspapers a day. Send pathologistos, for I am
I always imagine her smelling like a pair of mens jeans that have been worn for many months but never washed, or a damp flannel that's been sat at the bottom of the laundry bin for days.I always imagine Jack to smell like my oldest dog. Aka farts and cow shit.
Pickle says he will eat your Kiev if you don't want it.Just made a lovely chicken Kiev for me tea, sits down to catch up on Tattle…
There used to be a couple that came into my work who we named "Hamster Bedding". They were very pungent.I imagine Jack Monroe to smell more like a hamster cage.
Apologies to all good and decent hamsters of the world.
Frauen are everywhere!Just been to my local Asda and had my usual meander along the book aisle... Happy to report someone had already covered up the couple of copies of Grifty Kitchen up with a book by Dr Rupy (? think that was his name) had a little flick through it, some nice, well presented recipes
Whenever I go in Tesco I check to make sure none have sold. So far I haven’t been disappointed.The three copies or so I saw in my Morrisons the other week are still there. Didn't bother to cover them as nobody is fucking buying them anyway
Frau+rat, he is a fratPickle says he will eat your Kiev if you don't want it.
Jack has never invaded Southern Europe so I am happy to say that I've never seen a copy of this fucking pile of cockwankThe three copies or so I saw in my Morrisons the other week are still there. Didn't bother to cover them as nobody is fucking buying them anyway
Hope your appointment went OK? Sorry I've been BUSY so haven't managed to spot if someone else has already asked.Staying well clear until the rodent chat is over
He extensively researched Middle East conflicts* and was very much against the neocon/pro-war right wing. Jack and her simplistic thinking again.Jack, you can't really dismiss Peter Oborne for being a "DM journo" - he's a hugely respected writer and broadcaster. Yes, he did have a weekly column in the DM at the time, but he's better known for his long-running associations with the Telegraph and Channel 4. His views aren't exactly "stereotypical DM", either - they're eclectic, well thought-through, and often surprising.
Ugh. She acts like he's an unwanted guest at her event - but in reality, he has twice as many talks listed on the Greenbelt website as she does, and seems to have been doing stuff for them since 2010. And I found what looks like the initial lineup announcement for Greenbelt 2017 - again, Oborne is mentioned but Jack isn't.
More evidence of Jack thinking that the world revolves around her.
Jack smells like her laundry that is only washed at 30 degrees with half the recommended dose of laundry powder.....I always imagine her smelling like a pair of mens jeans that have been worn for many months but never washed, or a damp flannel that's been sat at the bottom of the laundry bin for days.
It took me way too long to realise that you weren't saying one of your colleagues brings their hamsters to work.There used to be a couple that came into my work who we named "Hamster Bedding". They were very pungent.
Hope your appointment went OK? Sorry I've been BUSY so haven't managed to spot if someone else has already asked.
It's probably gone off if it's gooeyWho tf has feta that goes gooey.
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