Ferrets smell beautiful. Like hay and grass and slightly decaying apples.That’s funny cos I’ve always thought Jack looks like she smells of ferrets.
Her fiancée was PoPo. If you’re not familiar with it, 2013 Shoeburyness was exactly like 1970s Times Square. Jack met her PoPo fiancée when Essex “Prostitution to Survive” Squad did a sting operation and bundled the hookers into the wagon to take them all Downtown.
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Fortunately PoPo lady recognized Plucky Jack was a tart with a heart from a very good family and not a Jeremy Kyle loving scunge.
The rest, as they say, is history (and by history I mean the bright lights of London called to our plucky pixie and she was soon Pretty Womaning it the fuck up in Leggy’s big house)
You could, I don't know, chop the veg and THEN heat the oil? Or, only put the heat on once you're almost through the veg chopping. Or TURN THE BLOODY HEAT DOWN. Heathen.Jelly, you KNOW she ISN’T LIKE all those SUPER FAST AND FANCY CHOPPERS.
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FFS do you LITERALLY want her to STOP BREATHING? Or perhaps chop all the veg first?
Sort of get a mise en place, ummm… in place. If you will.
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My critics often tell me I’m too pretty to be au fait familiar with “restaurant industry parlance” terminology, so I defer to Jack’s expertise here.
.I can assure you ours doesn't. Tbh the way school budgets are at the mo I'm despairing
didn’t think I’d grow to despise the word “plenty” but here we are
Feta shouldn’t be gooey
Good. She was unnecessarily nastyHorrible lecturer FM's account has gone. Hope she got a good talking to.
Feta is NOT gooey, is there nothing you won't lie about, you shark-eyed, am-I-or-aren't-a-lesbian-or-am-i-just-teasing-the-neckbeards,lying, grifting shitwitch.
She has plenty of cock despite being a practicing lesbiandidn’t think I’d grow to despise the word “plenty” but here we are
I know I’m not alone in reporting her. An absolute weaponGood. She was unnecessarily nasty
Maybe she just needs more practiceShe has plenty of cock despite being a practicing lesbian
Err I think Jack probably knows a lot more about feta and what texture it is than you do mate, did you not know that she had a great grandparent who was quite literally GREEK!!Feta is NOT gooey, is there nothing you won't lie about, you shark-eyed, am-I-or-aren't-a-lesbian-or-am-i-just-teasing-the-neckbeards,lying, grifting shitwitch.
I think it’s that Jack detractor nasty Monkey person.
Who tf has feta that goes gooey.
A fantasist liar and attention seeker? Just kicking that idea about.Who tf has feta that goes gooey.
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