They all look so poor. So ruddy bloody poorView attachment 1908316
This is like someone just asked AI to chuck out an image of 'room of guardian readers who like cats'.
I am a Graun reading cat lover
Not sure if this is right or not but if she's collaborated with "experts" on her book, do they not need to be credited?Dr Google, innit.
Because the internet is notoriously full of high quality, scientifically accurate information about nutrition and mental health....
Yeah, she does look suspiciously smooth there, even when she's talking in a really animated way.Her forehead doesn’t move there does it. If I guessed her age from that I would say older than 32/33
were there bananas in the £20 shop, I dont think so?
I have this as a needlepoint! It was gifted, not found in a puddle.A friend sent me this today (this photo, not actual needlepoint):
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Vicki Pollard does Mastermind. Yeah, but no but, I never said nothin anyway…She’s not very good at getting the facts straight though. She wouldn’t get very far on Mastermind
I realise spotting Jackie lies is like shooting fish in a barrel at this point, but they're talking about/flicking through Good Food For Bad Days yes? And she says "I've written another two books since then"... When was this filmed? Last summer? So presumably one of them was Grifty Kitchen, which was still unfinished at this point, so what's the other?In this DRAMATIC PAUSE from Twitter, I have watched the scabby-clothed Edinburgh talk again. The mask slips SO QUICKLY at around 10 minutes (you only have to watch the minute) when SHE WASNT EXPECTING TO BE ASKED THIS
Woah, we're halfway thereY’know, like the famous saying… living on a bootscheese
Yes, or make French toast with sesame oil. It really doesn’t matter.I've emembered one of my minor aneurysms from the Edinburgh talk. She took about a minute saying the cooking establishment look at her askance because she says "any oil! It doesn't matter!" when they ask her to specify oil.
Ok love, I'll fry my tuna can eggs in the huge bottle of groundnut oil I have in the cupboard from when I was into stir frys ... I'm sure they'll taste lovely
"Eat my slop, I made it, I swear"Woah, we're halfway there
Woah, living on a bootscheese
Eat my slop, I made it, I swear
Woah, living on a bootscheese
I'm here for it. She could make it all stop if she made amends, paid back all the stolen money, even if that meant moving back in with mum and dad for a while- plenty of ppl have had to do that in their 30s due to debt or relationships collapsing, and closed her Twitter. If Twitter is detrimental to your MH don't fuckin use it. Please be under no illusions that the bitter, moaning, reams of woe that is your timeline is in any way good for business.Search Twitter for: Jack Monroe Feted
Just searching Jack Monroe at the minute is eye opening. Theres so many people taking the piss now, it's quite glorious..
You what? You wrote about reserve tanks and now, three years on, can't even remember what that is?Yikes! I just watched the first few minutes on x2 playback speed so as not to prolong the agony. Substitute “depression” with “coke comedown” and it all makes so much more sense!
I can see the argument that it was about getting attention if the parents were taking in foster kids. Although I imagine it was a lot less traumatic than she makes out and doubt she was ever used as a second parent. My sister is seriously disabled and needs full time attention, and when we were little I remember watching Children's Ward and wishing I had a serious illness. Luckily I grew out of it though and didn't become a narc/pathological liar!Totally. I don't think many, if any, here would disagree, we're not giving her a pass people are just speculating the origins of what is Jack. However it came about, at 34 years old she's totally responsible for being the ego driven, obnoxious, nasty, lying, grifting malingerer that she is.
I can see that too, but I suspect she was always the same. A lazy brat.I can see the argument that it was about getting attention if the parents were taking in foster kids. Although I imagine it was a lot less traumatic than she makes out and doubt she was ever used as a second parent. My sister is seriously disabled and needs full time attention, and when we were little I remember watching Children's Ward and wishing I had a serious illness. Luckily I grew out of it though and didn't become a narc/pathological liar!
i just followed your advice and watched it on x2 playback. Fucking hilariousYikes! I just watched the first few minutes on x2 playback speed so as not to prolong the agony. Substitute “depression” with “coke comedown” and it all makes so much more sense!
She might relent and accept his father parenting him at that pointSo in this Greenbelt thing she says she wants to go to prison so that she can eat three times a day, would SB be left to fend for himself then?
Yes, dear heart. Yet mysteriously, on the rare occasion when age stops tweeting about her sofa and actually tweets about food, it's always about pot noodles or chocolate bars or maize snacks.So she's saying fruit, veg, pulses, meats, cheese and staying hydrated helps keep you healthy, whilst a diet of pot noodles and crisps won't do the same?? Fucking groundbreakingAnd she needed nutritionists, dietitians, scientists and 'clever people' to confirm this to her?! We all KNOW this, doesn't mean we CAN do it!!!
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